Ian Smith
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AH ha.... Neodavid farted.
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Ian Smith
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Thats just gross, Im out of here....
OOOPs I did it again, I poopied my pants, I dirtied my britches..... IM NOT THAT FLATULANT. (its a brittany spears song).
OOOPs I did it again, I poopied my pants, I dirtied my britches..... IM NOT THAT FLATULANT. (its a brittany spears song).
Ian Smith
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Neodavid said:
The best therapy for anything, laughter.
Might have been, I was in the bathroom.Rod said:
Dear Rod, Im curious to know why you called my $12,000 Viking grill "jerry rigged?" IIRC, a guy named Steve installed it, not Jerry.
Ian Smith
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Lmao
Ian Smith
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$12000 for a grill,,, great macrooni,, is it also an SUV?
Ian Smith
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Well I must go to bed,,, keep this thread alive fellas,,, Im leaving it to you........ KEEP THE THREAD ALIIIIIIVE!
It is an immobile grill, its simply too big to move. I would have gone with the top-end custom model at $30,000, but Matilda wanted me to be a little more practical.Ian Smith said:
Ian Smith
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Thank god for matilda...Thats a waste of money Bob, do you know how many lottery tickets you could have purchased for that..
The remaining $18,000 I have that was supposed to go to my grill will now be going for 18,000 tickets to tomorrow nights $205 MM Powerball drawing. With 18,000 tickets, I think that brings my chances of winning from 1 in 180 million to 1 in 3.
Hogg
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Dear Ian,
Howdy, my name is Hogg and I live in California. Ummm, well sir, I got me this question.Ya see uh, I got this little problem. The other night, me and the misses was tearing it up something fierce and uh, well I done got her one of them Hitachi vibrators with the 2 horspower motor...anyhow, so uh, ya know, I been buggin her to let me get a backstage pass and all and uh, she says "Fine, you let me stick this here Hitachi vibrator up yer ass and then you can have mine". Now mind you, this damn thing is about as big around as a brook trout and aint quite as slippery, matter of fact, its got an end on it more like the face of a pug than a fish so the son-bitch wouldnt slide in too well neither. So I was thinkin, uh, how would ya'll handle it? Would you let her shove that son-bitch up yer ass or would you negotiate and try to talk her down to a smaller model. Mind ya, there's a time thing here, I'm fixin to fuck her in the ass right quick so I'm 50/50 on takin a little extra pain for sake of hittin that ass a little quicker. Anyways, wanna scratch yer head on that an' git back to me. Thanks much.
Hogg
Sunny Acres Mobile Estates
California
Howdy, my name is Hogg and I live in California. Ummm, well sir, I got me this question.Ya see uh, I got this little problem. The other night, me and the misses was tearing it up something fierce and uh, well I done got her one of them Hitachi vibrators with the 2 horspower motor...anyhow, so uh, ya know, I been buggin her to let me get a backstage pass and all and uh, she says "Fine, you let me stick this here Hitachi vibrator up yer ass and then you can have mine". Now mind you, this damn thing is about as big around as a brook trout and aint quite as slippery, matter of fact, its got an end on it more like the face of a pug than a fish so the son-bitch wouldnt slide in too well neither. So I was thinkin, uh, how would ya'll handle it? Would you let her shove that son-bitch up yer ass or would you negotiate and try to talk her down to a smaller model. Mind ya, there's a time thing here, I'm fixin to fuck her in the ass right quick so I'm 50/50 on takin a little extra pain for sake of hittin that ass a little quicker. Anyways, wanna scratch yer head on that an' git back to me. Thanks much.
Hogg
Sunny Acres Mobile Estates
California
omg! roflmao!!
Hogg
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Now you know why I said "looks like I will die without experiencing anal with a woman" ....that rotten hateful BITCH!
Is that the Ms's negotiation? You can hit it in back if you take the Hitachi? Negotiate her down to small vibrator and lots of lube and call it a deal.
Hogg
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Bob Smith said:
Look pal, I know that you enjoy being driven across the carpet on your eyelids but there is no way in hell my 235 pound carcass is getting put in that position
Hey, its your loss. One day of foregoing your ego for a lifetime of anal. Im sure the Ms has a spectacular ass that is just waiting to be hit....but it looks like youre gonna puss out.
