Hogg
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Clean out your mail box, I cannot respond to your message regarding your intense desire to inspect bob smith's prostate. Please delet, re-PM me, and we can begin our dialog hence.
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Dearest FreakyFrederica
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eleven11
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Oh god. I can see this is going to be a good thread. lol 
......11
BS's prostate
......11BS's prostate
thick
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from the look of his eyelids I think Jewel beat old freaky one to it. What a shame.
Hogg said:
what a fucking cover-up Hogg! Your reply to His Freakyness has nothing to do with Bob Smith. Have to admit, though, it's a nice try. I usually use Big Louie or Phreezer. While I'm here, I need to ask His Freakyness a question about the proper handling of broomsticks found lodged in the pyloric sphyncter of an adult male. Yes..it was that far up there.
As far as Bob's semen sack, I hope all is well.
As far as Bob's semen sack, I hope all is well.
Hogg
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LOL, only you would know my rather tall 270# friend......BUSTED!
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FreakyFreddy
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Ive unpacked my "folder" now Hoggy, deadguy LTNLD(long time no leather donut) how are you? I too am alarmed by the increasing deaths due to rectal broom sticks, gay leather men should realise only a fist should go into the upper intestinal tract
FTW
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What post did this quote come from el freakish 1???
"I never thought the whole pencil would go into my urethra" - Hogg
"I never thought the whole pencil would go into my urethra" - Hogg
FreakyFreddy
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It is a snippet from Hogg's writings in "Village" magazine as "the agony uncle" a harcore S&M advisor who specialises in urethral probing and forced catheritization. Deadguy my 2nd input feels alot better these days since they found Big Louie's watch, I have also being doing "donut kegels" where I sit upon a traffic cone and try to hold it for counts of 10 with just my powerful sphincter whilst i do squat thrusts
Hogg
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FreakyFreddy said:
There is an exhibit at the museum at balboa park (down in S.D. forgot the name), wherein numerous instruments from the inquisition are on display. They have a pyramid-like structure where, evidently, the inquisitors would place a man (or woman) upon the point of the pyramid ( by the anus if man, by the vagina if woman) and then tie weights to the subjects feet thereby causing the point to penetrate the subjects inner cavity and essentially widen out your turdcutter.
There was another instrument which was rather harrowing. It was an iron pole roughly 1" in diameter and had a rather blunt point on it. They would place a man upon the pole by his anus and allow his bodyweight to drive the pole further and further into his body. Eventually, the subject would come to rest at some point along the poles length when it came in contact with structural elements such as the spine or skull.
Just thought I would share that with you ......
thick
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Hogg said:There is an exhibit at the museum at balboa park (down in S.D. forgot the name), wherein numerous instruments from the inquisition are on display. They have a pyramid-like structure where, evidently, the inquisitors would place a man (or woman) upon the point of the pyramid ( by the anus if man, by the vagina if woman) and then tie weights to the subjects feet thereby causing the point to penetrate the subjects inner cavity and essentially widen out your turdcutter.
There was another instrument which was rather harrowing. It was an iron pole roughly 1" in diameter and had a rather blunt point on it. They would place a man upon the pole by his anus and allow his bodyweight to drive the pole further and further into his body. Eventually, the subject would come to rest at some point along the poles length when it came in contact with structural elements such as the spine or skull.
Just thought I would share that with you ......
big louie
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FreakyFreddy said:
being that my name was mentioned twice in such a stank thread i must clarify the watch incident..
As many of you may not know our kleptomaniac friend thick gaffled my watch one day while we were hunting prairie dogs.. So when Freakshow Freddy and Thick hit the parade in San Fran i guess he forgot to remove the watch before the fisting action came into play in their night of gay pride festivities..
i had nothing to do with the G-shock lodged into freddy's G-spot...
thick
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hey now that was not fair. We were cow tipping not prairie dog hunting together lmao
big louie said:
big louie
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thick said:
i was going to leave the animals out of this.. if they must know i guess i will tell them about your "grazing" around the sheep pen every night after you had though i feel asleep..
ya hillbilly!
You guys DO realize that Prairie Dogs have another name in San Fran...gerbils. Of course you know this. I like how you tried to cover up by saying prairie dogs though.
Truth be known..the watch was seized by one of the "prairie dogs" while rummaging through the duodenum of the aforementioned Big Louie. This means one thing...Frederica, Louie and Thick shared that same animal. Funny how things work.
Truth be known..the watch was seized by one of the "prairie dogs" while rummaging through the duodenum of the aforementioned Big Louie. This means one thing...Frederica, Louie and Thick shared that same animal. Funny how things work.
From what Thick told me over PM, he said that he was doing some other "animal hunting" with the Freakiest one. Something to do with hip waders, vaseline and a deep-sea diving watch.thick said:
DG, after reading Hogg's authoritative article in The Village, I believe gerbils are for newbie ankle-holders, while prairie dogs are for the more advanced.deadguy said:
thick
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ok you guys are killing me here. Big Louie, how dare you share our little secrets with the board? you know you love that rugged hillbillness in me haha. Dg, I did not get my turn with the "prairie dog". Big Louise is much bigger than I and refused to share. He is a very experienced ankle grabber and it works to his advantage in our little wrestlemania winner takes the dog bout
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