Dethklok: the fish

I'm going to feel out the office girls (figuratively, lol) and see if they will commit to taking care of it. I'm out on the road more often than not, don't want to see the next one get all fucked up but we did have this one for two years
 
I have a huge fish tank from one that I got because one of my exes wanted it. After the fish died I got a terrantuala because everyone needs a terrantuala well it finally died too. I found some amazonian poison dart frogs and was thinking I need to get those to put in it.....you know......in case I ever need some poison dart frogs. My friends don't understand why I buy half of the stuff I do and say its unneeded but items like I think I need (examples-flash bangs, gas masks) could be potentially helpful one day. What is somebody needs a poison dart frog? What if somebody is going to flash bang me? I tell you what happens, I flash bang their ass first. What if the air gets poisoned? Im breathing fine with my gas masks......who will be laughing then? Lol I might be a little crazy though.
They make handy slingshot ammo...you know, if you ever need to shoot somebody in the face with a poison dart frog. Just don't lick them, there's no euphoric feeling lol.
 
What? Im surprised we didnt get a millennial in here saying something like,
"if it were a dog would your coworkers have left him on a platter like that?" ,

"people like this need consequences" ,

"Someone needs to be fired or get on national tv and appologize"
 
What? Im surprised we didnt get a millennial in here saying something like,
"if it were a dog would your coworkers have left him on a platter like that?" ,

"people like this need consequences" ,

"Someone needs to be fired or get on national tv and appologize"
lol, I'm thinking about reducing the barrel of my potato gun to a 1/2" so I can send that fucker to the moon!

Well, maybe the neighbors yard....
 
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