sweettart29
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thick said:
Hun it had better b a good one lol
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Hun it had better b a good one lol
Whid
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my girlfriend says i can when i want, but i've tried just a pinky up there and it cut off circulation... i want to but i'm more afraid i'll lose my dick.. lol
Chip Bronson
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Whid said:
you see you can't just pop the pink or finger or thumb in there just like that with most chicks. you need to woo the bunghole. you need to talk dirty to it, get it in the mood and shit. you gotta lick that bad boy for a while, till the skin that holds your tongue to your lower jaw starts to ache. you gotta spread the buttcheeks as your licking the bootyhole too and don't forget to pop a finger or to into the puddy for good measure. while you're doing all this, have her rub some crisco all over your dick as well. then when you've got her properly dilated, go ahead and pop a pinky in there and work it around. then put in your ring finger, then your middle finger, your index.... when she's ready for it, jam in the people's thumb!!!
you may want to stop here on the first try. if she's feeling ambitious, put your johnson in there too. she'll scream 'no no no' but don't listen to her. just keep pushing in there and in no time at all you'll be doing the nasty dance in the bootyhole and she'll be reaching around back and grabbing your buttcheeks to keep you in there... 
da game
New Member
Now this is some good advice, dammm. The Dr. Ruth of anal sex.LOL
Chip Bronson said:you see you can't just pop the pink or finger or thumb in there just like that with most chicks. you need to woo the bunghole. you need to talk dirty to it, get it in the mood and shit. you gotta lick that bad boy for a while, till the skin that holds your tongue to your lower jaw starts to ache. you gotta spread the buttcheeks as your licking the bootyhole too and don't forget to pop a finger or to into the puddy for good measure. while you're doing all this, have her rub some crisco all over your dick as well. then when you've got her properly dilated, go ahead and pop a pinky in there and work it around. then put in your ring finger, then your middle finger, your index.... when she's ready for it, jam in the people's thumb!!!
sweettart29
Banned
Okay plz do not use crisco!!!!!!!!! baby oil, astroglide, forget the anal ease that doesn't do shit....but plz don't do crisco lmfao
Chip Bronson
New Member
whatever.... just slather something on the dick.
sweettart29
Banned
Chip Bronson said:whatever.... just slather something on the dick.
U know what this is gonna sound crazy but it is way fun!!! U go out and get a roll of plastic, like the stuff u use to put on the floor or something when u r painting the walls or whatever...u buy a the biggest bottle of baby oil u can find..U put the plastic on the floor, cuz if u put it on the bed u r gonna fall off the bed...u get naked, empty the bottle of baby oil on the plastic and let the fun being, trust me u will have silky smooth skin and a whole lot of fun all in one....
Chip Bronson
New Member
even better is the rubber sheets w/ baby oil trick. same concept but a little more control...
da game
New Member
Its getting in hot in here!!!!
sweettart29 said:
sweettart29
Banned
Chip Bronson said:
I thought of that too just never tried it...I'm gonna have too I have been telling someone about it for four months now and he is getting anxious wanting to try it out I can tell ya if I blew his mind before he sure as hell ain't seen nothing yet
da game
New Member
Yeah Sweety I'm the one getting anxious. DAMMMMMMM!!!!!
Chip Bronson
New Member
trust me sweet, if you break out the rubber sheets and baby oil, you WILL get a marriage proposal.... how do you think i got married the first time? so proceed with question my friend....
so proceed with question my friend....
sweettart29
Banned
Chip Bronson said:trust me sweet, if you break out the rubber sheets and baby oil, you WILL get a marriage proposal.... how do you think i got married the first time?
Nahhh I won't get a marriage proposal out of him nope, but that's okay I don't want one right now...all that matters is that I am having fun and I am happy
alwayzhungry
New Member
da game said:
pathetic...why did you marry this girl anyways???...for tax purposes???....
finafreak
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W
finafreak
Well i wonder who does your wife see when she's gone?I guess it works both ways.da game said:
finafreak
The pilot.finafreak said:
finafreak
New Member
??????
finafreak
Bob Smith said:
finafreak
Im being serious...pilots and flight attendants get it on ALL the time. Not saying that its the case with da game's wife, but it is a common occurance.
finafreak
New Member
lol
Yeah,..thats wright, thats why they named it cock pit.
She makes her daily stops
finafreak
Bob Smith said:
Yeah,..thats wright, thats why they named it cock pit.
She makes her daily stops
finafreak
