Does your girl like it.....

Chip Bronson said:
neu, it's not about HER bro. hey, if she likes it too, that's great. if not, who cares?... :cool:

WTF was I thinking caring about whether or not the girl likes it or not
She'll take it and like it, and thats the bottom line
Thanks for wakin me up Chip

~NEU
 
Hey Chip....didn't get to the baby oil and plastic or rubber sheet....gonna surprise him with it on friday when I see him :D He don't know what he is in for lol
 
my GF loves it in the ass, which is just as well, because I have a major butt fetish. I love tossing her salad, putting butt plugs in her, DP'ing her with a vibe in her pussy with me in her ass and vice versa, some nights I tell her all Im fucking is your ass etc etc. She does ass to mouth too, sometimes without asking. In fact that grosses me out a little so I dont ask anymore lol. I've got an inflating butt plug but even deflated it's still too big to get in at 21/2 in diameter at the thickest point. Positions I love are spooning and butt fucking her as you can kiss etc, and making love by butt fucking is even better than rough butt sex as it's that bit more perverted tenderly tapping that ass lol. On top after a while in other positions is pretty good, and she has a different orgasm from her usual one through butt sex that way. She also comes from butt fucking alone, she doesn't need her clit rubbed so long as you end up fucking her hard and as deep as you can. She's fantastic, best in bed Ive ever had.

Oh and lube wise, ID Glide, and ID millenium are very good!
 
Damn I wish I had sex like that...After 15 years of marriage and all the kids...I am lucky if I get it once a week....i think once our sex life was like or I could be dreaming because it was so long ago..
 
Chip, the other day when I read your views on the right path I was a little concerned:

"so from where does this internal matrix derive and how do i access it? i'm really not sure as my journey is not yet complete and i still have far more questions than i do questions. but as i look around me, at my life and at the lives of others with whom i cross paths, i can see i'm on the right track."

But the views that you expressed in this thread have set me at ease: "neu, it's not about HER bro. hey, if she likes it too, that's great. if not, who cares?..." Now I can see that you are on the right track. Hehehe, "but as i look around me, at my life and at the lives of others with whom i cross paths, i can see i'm on the right track." ;)
 
txjustin said:
I'm sorry...but if you lick ass you are a sick fuck.

txjustin, was your question addreses to me? It is customary to end a questions with a question mark. And I do understand that you are sorry (" I'm sorry"). Trust your inner matrix, if you feel like a sick fuck when you lick the shit out of your bros ass then maybe you are a sick fuck. If you like to lick the shit out of your siss ass then that is a different story. Trust your inner matrix.
 
I love to lick a beautiful girls little ass hole.I also would alow a beautiful women to piss on me.I think its all this test im on.Its making me evil.
 
I've been with quite a few girls, yet I have never licked ass, or had one ask me to do it, yet I've heard of so many guys that would just like to lick a girls ass and thats it.
Doesn't it taste like shit though? Where is the best spot to lick? Not like there is a clit on the starfish. I guess you just hold your breath and jam your tongue in there and swirl around.
Being realistic girls do shit, and certainly a girl isn't going to shower every single time before you get freaky with her.
I dont mind slipping my cock in there because I dont eat food with my penis
 
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juicejunkie said:
I love to lick a beautiful girls little ass hole.I also would alow a beautiful women to piss on me.I think its all this test im on.Its making me evil.

LOL never under estimate the test goggles.

NEU it doesn't taste of anything, maybe their pussy if you've had sex with her on her back. Just lick to the side, circle it then after a while spread her butt cheeks and start flicking your tongue over the hole. then put your tongue in lol. That's the moment of truth, if she has a turtle's head lol
 
'trust your inner matrix' lmfao rod!!! good one. and to all you non-asshole-munching puritans, GET OVER IT. your chick will dig it. unless she doesn't bathe or wipe her asspipe, the booty-pie will not taste like anything. at least it won't taste bad. if it still does, throw some natural peanut butter and some hershey's chocolate syrup on there and you're good to go... :cool: as for the proper technique, props to my boy ronin. listen to him. that boy is going places.... :D no go toss some a salad!
 
juicejunkie said:
I love to lick a beautiful girls little ass hole.I also would alow a beautiful women to piss on me.I think its all this test im on.Its making me evil.

Nice first post. :eek:
 
My women will just go through life deprived or they can find some other sick fucker to lick their asshole. How long are your tongues? Do you think she wipes and scrubs that far insider her ass? Maybe if i took her to the carwash and gave her a highpressure soak, i would consider lapping a lil browneye
 
thick said:
My women will just go through life deprived or they can find some other sick fucker to lick their asshole. How long are your tongues? Do you think she wipes and scrubs that far insider her ass? Maybe if i took her to the carwash and gave her a highpressure soak, i would consider lapping a lil browneye

Maybe a little colon cleansing thick? It's not for me personaly, unless maybe I was extremely intoxicated.
 
just remember my good bros, eating the ass is what separates the boys (you non-assmunchers) from the men (guys like myself, ronin and rod)... :D

thick, i like your idea about the high-pressure car wash bit. sounds kinky bro. :cool:
 
Chip Bronson said:
just remember my good bros, eating the ass is what separates the boys (you non-assmunchers) from the men (guys like myself, ronin and rod)... :D

thick, i like your idea about the high-pressure car wash bit. sounds kinky bro. :cool:

Oh what so I'm not a man anymore Chip...phhhhh...yea and I'm not your dad either...ha! :rolleyes:
 
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