Elite Labs

[MisterSuperGod]

Yet you lied to us loooooool Sunday Church now we'll catch up later shill boy. We're gonna have some fun shill there's lots more to come broski!

Sunday church?
It's not football season!

 

[Sdryx]

I once interviewed this fat ugly chick. She was huge and cross eyed and generally a sleezball. But the funny thing was that she had this INCREDIBLY SEXY voice! It was insane.

Talking to her on the phone was very confusing as you would imagine a hot babe! But damn, the mess you would see when you saw this hog in person.

I asked her what she did for a living and surprise surprise... SEX PHONE OPERATOR!!

Oh man I could just imagine all the poor guys out there beating it to this hog imagining that they were jacking off to the CLEANEST, BEST BABE out there!

Funny story, but it has much meaning here...


@Elite_Labs
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PRETTY FUCKING WORDS. SHOW ME THE PROOF YOUR LAB IS CLEAN OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE SMOOTH TALKER.

I wouldn't take your shit if it was 100% OFF!

 

[Weston]

@Weston
you bought product from these guys, can we see pics of the product you bought?

I'll post up when they arrive. I didn't tell elite at the time of purchase, but I ordered an extra vial of each item with the intention of sending it in for gc/ms and hplc testing. A well-respected member here introduced a guy that has access to that kind of testing lab at a reasonable price.

 

[Elite_Labs]

I'll post up when they arrive. I didn't tell elite at the time of purchase, but I ordered an extra vial of each item with the intention of sending it in for gc/ms and hplc testing. A well-respected member here introduced a guy that has access to that kind of testing lab at a reasonable price.

I am glad you did not disclose this information at time of purchase, as I am sure someone would claim "he sent you the good stuff knowing it would be tested". Looking forward to the test results sir, and I appreciate you.

 

[Sdryx]

I am glad you did not disclose this information at time of purchase, as I am sure someone would claim "he sent you the good stuff knowing it would be tested". Looking forward to the test results sir, and I appreciate you.

It doesn't matter. We already assume that you are super careful with the first batch then go back to your half assed ways on the next batches. Doesn't matter.

 

[Elite_Labs]

It doesn't matter. We already assume that you are super careful with the first batch then go back to your half assed ways on the next batches. Doesn't matter.

Of course as a new lab everyone will have their doubts, but I hope that in due time we will earn your trust and most importantly your respect.

 

[Weston]

I am glad you did not disclose this information at time of purchase, as I am sure someone would claim "he sent you the good stuff knowing it would be tested". Looking forward to the test results sir, and I appreciate you.

TBH, if a lab is going to eventually send out crappy gear, they'll make sure the first orders are good and I wanted to make sure I fell in that category.

Also, I've been skeptical about some new sources in the past, moved too slowly and missed out on the first sales that they offered and they ended up being pretty reliable to people.

Even in real life I usually only buy stuff if it's on sale....except for food.

 

[Sdryx]

It doesn't matter. We already assume that you are super careful with the first batch then go back to your half assed ways on the next batches. Doesn't matter.

You are 3 guys who started making ILLEGAL INJECTABLE MEDICINE a couple years ago.

And now you expect ME to inject your shit into my fucking BODY!?? That is fucking sacred man. I don't know how others feel about their bodies but I don't inject shit from someone who does this as a fucking HOBBY for a few years.

You better fucking BEND OVER BACKWORDS to prove your worth to us. There should be absolutely NO request that goes un-resolved!

 

[Docd187123]

So only 2 order's from DG ?!?! LIES !!! Oh Weston it's going to be slow and painful I see. Funny I've never seen in my 3 yrs a memeber receive a pack and place another order same day!!! You shill fuck lol

 

[Oregongearhead]

It doesn't matter. We already assume that you are super careful with the first batch then go back to your half assed ways on the next batches. Doesn't matter.

"First batches are always the best"

 

[Weston]

"First batches are always the best"

I certainly hope! People can do with the test results what they will, this will be for me and I'll just share the results. At least I'll know what's going inside of me. (No Dick jokes please)

 

[JJ408G]

Of course as a new lab everyone will have their doubts, but I hope that in due time we will earn your trust and most importantly your respect.

You are extremely new.a year brewing under your belt!fuck that shit.so your trying to experiment on meso member's!
Good luck to the dumb fucks trying this Amateur lab

 

[CdnGuy]

TBH, if a lab is going to eventually send out crappy gear, they'll make sure the first orders are good and I wanted to make sure I fell in that category.

So fuck everyone else long as you get yours! Rodger that....

I certainly hope! People can do with the test results what they will, this will be for me and I'll just share the results.

How gracious of you to share some possible overdosed bloods you POS. Hmmm like TSL bloods were? Oh that's right Weston promised Tsl Test p bloods but never came through! Just one of your many lies shill. Smfh

 

[Weston]

So fuck everyone else long as you get yours! Rodger that....


How gracious of you to share some possible overdosed bloods you POS. Hmmm like TSL bloods were? Oh that's right Weston promised Tsl Test p bloods but never came through! Juat another one of your many lies. Smfh

Damn! I was hoping the church was going to knock the idiot out of you. I guess I was wrong.

That comment about getting the first batch of good stuff was a joke, faggot. If you can't see that, you need help.

I don't think I ever promised TSL test p bloods. I planned on getting some, but sometimes shit doesn't go as planned. How is that a lie, exactly?

Hey, who am I shilling for? Tsl, elite, DG... all of them? What, exactly am I getting in return? Money? Free gear? Sexy with their girlfriends? What you got?

 

[Oregongearhead]

I certainly hope! People can do with the test results what they will, this will be for me and I'll just share the results. At least I'll know what's going inside of me. (No Dick jokes please)

Someone has to be the guinea pig , I did at TSL and got great results from the first batch .Just get bloods after 6+ weeks and report back thats an asset here . And ignore the Cdntroll...

 

[jaymaximus]

It doesn't matter. We already assume that you are super careful with the first batch then go back to your half assed ways on the next batches. Doesn't matter.

"First batches are always the best"

EVERY lab is batch to batch. Doesn't matter if they've been in business a day or a decade. When we don't realize that we put ourselves at risk.

 

[Oregongearhead]

EVERY lab is batch to batch. Doesn't matter if they've been in business a day or a decade. When we don't realize that we put ourselves at risk.

No , I disagree . Everyone seems to overdose and put out their best batches in the beginning then get sloppy and greedy in the end . Thats played out here many times...

 

[MindlessWork]

In Vegas (and I am there now) this is called a crapshoot, and labs are just that...a roll of the dice.

 

[Oregongearhead]

In Vegas (and I am there now) this is called a crapshoot, and labs are just that...a roll of the dice.

Your in Vegas Mindless ? Right....(pics or it didnt happen !!)

 

[CdnGuy]

I don't think I ever promised TSL test p

Walking the dog