Perrin Aybara
Master
Was just texting @bhog and he asked me if he'd told me this story and I said he hadn't. He said it was maybe a story for everyone here and I said I'd thought about making a thread like this for awhile. So he says make it and tag him. @jaymaximus I know you're gonna want to be here for this.
First I've got a funny one from when I was a teenager. I used to go to rave parties at this couple's house back in the day. They'd have like ten people over, we'd all take X and listen to techno music and play with glowsticks.
Anyway, this one weekend they introduced this dude that brought all the pills up. I guess his mental state was obvious because the first thing they said was he'd been up like ten days on meth and taking acid the last couple days and he'd just taken some X for the first time that night.
So everyone is having a good time, but the one dude is nowhere to be seen and a few people keep going back to the bedroom. About 1am we hear glass shatter and run to the bedroom. The dude had busted out the window and took off through a field. Nobody seemed worried and said he'd be back. Apparently they'd been trying to talk him of the ledge all night. He'd been behind the door holding a vase freaking out.
So around 6:30am everyone decides it's time to get some beer. When we go outside the dude is on the neighbor's porch with his head in his hands. We go over and ask him what happened and he's apologizing and saying he'll pay for the window. Then he says this is gonna sound fucked up, but early in the night I heard one of you tell the other you were gonna cut my dick off. Said when he went in the bedroom to hide he heard them putting plastic down in the living room. Heard them discuss how they'd hold him down and cut his dick off and then roll him up in the plastic. Then throw him in the back of the truck and dump in the strip pits. When he heard them back the truck to the front porch was when he busted and bailed. He wondered through the woods for a few hours and started to sober up and realized it was all probably a hallucination.
Anyway, I've seen quite a few freak outs and that was one of the funniest. Not for him obviously, lol, he was terrified.
So, @bhog come on in and let's hear this epic tale. And everyone else that has epic stories feel free to chime in.
First I've got a funny one from when I was a teenager. I used to go to rave parties at this couple's house back in the day. They'd have like ten people over, we'd all take X and listen to techno music and play with glowsticks.
Anyway, this one weekend they introduced this dude that brought all the pills up. I guess his mental state was obvious because the first thing they said was he'd been up like ten days on meth and taking acid the last couple days and he'd just taken some X for the first time that night.
So everyone is having a good time, but the one dude is nowhere to be seen and a few people keep going back to the bedroom. About 1am we hear glass shatter and run to the bedroom. The dude had busted out the window and took off through a field. Nobody seemed worried and said he'd be back. Apparently they'd been trying to talk him of the ledge all night. He'd been behind the door holding a vase freaking out.
So around 6:30am everyone decides it's time to get some beer. When we go outside the dude is on the neighbor's porch with his head in his hands. We go over and ask him what happened and he's apologizing and saying he'll pay for the window. Then he says this is gonna sound fucked up, but early in the night I heard one of you tell the other you were gonna cut my dick off. Said when he went in the bedroom to hide he heard them putting plastic down in the living room. Heard them discuss how they'd hold him down and cut his dick off and then roll him up in the plastic. Then throw him in the back of the truck and dump in the strip pits. When he heard them back the truck to the front porch was when he busted and bailed. He wondered through the woods for a few hours and started to sober up and realized it was all probably a hallucination.
Anyway, I've seen quite a few freak outs and that was one of the funniest. Not for him obviously, lol, he was terrified.
So, @bhog come on in and let's hear this epic tale. And everyone else that has epic stories feel free to chime in.
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