FIRST EVER CYCLE TREN/HALO/TEST

[Thinkbig]

2/10 would not read again

 

[DonQKong]

I hear a few grams of DNP will take care of all your problems. Forever.

 

[Olympia95]

What's going on fellas been stalking the forums for a while and wanted to finally love tackle my first cycle. So a little bit about myself I've been training for about ten years on and off but as of the last few years I have been giving it my all. Here are some of MY STATS.
I'm. 19 5'2 199 lbs 25% bodyfat
My bench is about 135x20
Love squat (don't laugh knees are bad so I've decided to take up a Polish form of squatting) 255x12
Cinnamon Deadlifts ( Korean Olympic methodology) 405x12

Ok now here is the logic behind my cycle

Test suspension as a base obviously I'll be running that at about 150mg every few hours

20mg of halotest for that nice Kickstart that will give me goku like aggression

500mg of tren enanthate twice per week.

Ais as follows. Caber Aromasin.

Pct will be 200mg clomid three months.

Will be taking in four thousand calories per day as follows
Meal one

Four whole eggs dipped in darkchocolate

Meal two

Two salads at wendys

Meal three

Home made Philly cheese steak

Meal four.

Three scoops serious mass.

Looking forward to this cycle as it will be the first of Many. Looking to be an adult film star sometime soon (seriously just got an offer from brazzers, genetics got me a little more than jacked eh)

This is a troll...

Don't feed the troll.

 

[Zedd69]

Bahahahaha
"Been training for ten years and I'm 19"

That's fucking hilarious [emoji23]

 

[master.on]

What's going on fellas been stalking the forums for a while and wanted to finally love tackle my first cycle. So a little bit about myself I've been training for about ten years on and off but as of the last few years I have been giving it my all. Here are some of MY STATS.
I'm. 19 5'2 199 lbs 25% bodyfat
My bench is about 135x20
Love squat (don't laugh knees are bad so I've decided to take up a Polish form of squatting) 255x12
Cinnamon Deadlifts ( Korean Olympic methodology) 405x12

Ok now here is the logic behind my cycle

Test suspension as a base obviously I'll be running that at about 150mg every few hours

20mg of halotest for that nice Kickstart that will give me goku like aggression

500mg of tren enanthate twice per week.

Ais as follows. Caber Aromasin.

Pct will be 200mg clomid three months.

Will be taking in four thousand calories per day as follows
Meal one

Four whole eggs dipped in darkchocolate

Meal two

Two salads at wendys

Meal three

Home made Philly cheese steak

Meal four.

Three scoops serious mass.

Looking forward to this cycle as it will be the first of Many. Looking to be an adult film star sometime soon (seriously just got an offer from brazzers, genetics got me a little more than jacked eh)

Penis enlargment board
Penis Enlargement at Thunder's Place
and don't come back to meso

If anyone doesn't have anything positive to say about my cycle or goals then swerve please I do not plan on being ridiculed.

First cycle for dummies:
Equipoise 600 mg/week, pyramid up to 800 or even 1 g
donate blood twice during the cycle

Bahahahaha
"Been training for ten years and I'm 19"

That's fucking hilarious [emoji23]

LMAO
nice catch

 

[Halotestin]

Just in case you're not a troll, might want to consider this:

Either drop the tren or halo but preferably both for your first cycle. Some steroids don't work well together, tren and halo is one combo. They all bind to the same Androgen receptors, and the steroid with a higher affinity-in this case halo- out competes the others-tren and test. That's not to say you won't make gains, but probably not a bad idea to do a test/tren and test/halo instead.
Finally this is INCREDIBLY suppressive, tren and halo will nuke your balls. Get HCG if you can. You might have to extend pct past the conventional 4 weeks. Someone who isn't me noticed that running Nolva on cycle at about 20mg restored some size to balls caused by suppression.
Halo is very liver toxic, don't drink or take otc meds. Do use liver supplements.
If you are a troll, bad job, if not, you're a retard who is about to become a strong retard. Gl and keep us posted.

 

[thebrofessor]

 

[jbil75]

Just in case you're not a troll, might want to consider this:

Either drop the tren or halo but preferably both for your first cycle. Some steroids don't work well together, tren and halo is one combo. They all bind to the same Androgen receptors, and the steroid with a higher affinity-in this case halo- out competes the others-tren and test. That's not to say you won't make gains, but probably not a bad idea to do a test/tren and test/halo instead.
Finally this is INCREDIBLY suppressive, tren and halo will nuke your balls. Get HCG if you can. You might have to extend pct past the conventional 4 weeks. Someone who isn't me noticed that running Nolva on cycle at about 20mg restored some size to balls caused by suppression.
Halo is very liver toxic, don't drink or take otc meds. Do use liver supplements.
If you are a troll, bad job, if not, you're a retard who is about to become a strong retard. Gl and keep us posted.

The

What's going on fellas been stalking the forums for a while and wanted to finally love tackle my first cycle. So a little bit about myself I've been training for about ten years on and off but as of the last few years I have been giving it my all. Here are some of MY STATS.
I'm. 19 5'2 199 lbs 25% bodyfat
My bench is about 135x20
Love squat (don't laugh knees are bad so I've decided to take up a Polish form of squatting) 255x12
Cinnamon Deadlifts ( Korean Olympic methodology) 405x12

Ok now here is the logic behind my cycle

Test suspension as a base obviously I'll be running that at about 150mg every few hours

20mg of halotest for that nice Kickstart that will give me goku like aggression

500mg of tren enanthate twice per week.

Ais as follows. Caber Aromasin.

Pct will be 200mg clomid three months.

Will be taking in four thousand calories per day as follows
Meal one

Four whole eggs dipped in darkchocolate

Meal two

Two salads at wendys

Meal three

Home made Philly cheese steak

Meal four.

Three scoops serious mass.

Looking forward to this cycle as it will be the first of Many. Looking to be an adult film star sometime soon (seriously just got an offer from brazzers, genetics got me a little more than jacked eh)

Eggs dipped in dark chocolate lol. Wendy's does have a couple good salads now, I'll give you that.

 

[DonQKong]

At 25% bodyfat, have fun with the steroid induced heart attack, fat kid

 

[Heavy Iron]

you guys do realize this was posted on April fools day right?

 

[jbil75]

you guys do realize this was posted on April fools day right?

Yes, very obvious it was a troll.

 

[AnTabolic73]

This guy has been trolling for a while now.