Oh, I could shed a tear, what a sight to see,
Everyone waking up—finally, with glee.
I’ve yapped on here plenty, I’ve had my say,
So like the Christmas Spirit, I’ll now drift away.
Farewell, dear friends, may your holidays be bright,
May your packages arrive, secure and light.
May they rest under trees, dry as can be,
With injections so smooth, pain-free as they should be.
May your promos be plenty, your deals bring cheer,
And may three-week waits all vanish this year.
So here’s to your wishes, wrapped up with care—
A holiday toast to you, friends everywhere!
-Ivan Santaklavovich
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