Getting my GF to shave her bush

[Ronin_]

OK enough's enough, I don't find it attractive in fact I find it unattractive the bush she has. She has refused already to shave it due to itchy REGROWTH(FF!), so what can I do - have an oral sex amnesty until she relents and shaves it?

On friday she is coming to my place and she has been asking for some bondage - the long and the short of it is she wants me to tie her by the wrists to the rafters of my garage now I figure as I have her like that, I might as well gag her, then get out the shaving foam lol. This could go 1 of 2 ways lol, she likes me doing whatever I want but I think that might be a bit too far lol

 

[Primo Max]

I'm very surprised that a girl as freaky and open as your's doesn't already shave or wax. Tell her to use the Magic Platinum stuff that BS recommended, it works great and there's no shaving bumps or anything. I would tie her up and then put some wax on her and rip that shit off. Bondage is supposed to hurt anyways, isn't it.

 

[Ronin_]

I can't get that here in Europe I dont think, is Veet any good?

 

[Bob Smith]

Never heard of it. A basic depilatory should work just fine. With the Magic Platinum, theres no pain or discomfort and the hair just falls right off when you hop in the shower. The same should be true for other similar products.

 

[Desibaba]

Never heard of it. A basic depilatory should work just fine. With the Magic Platinum, theres no pain or discomfort and the hair just falls right off when you hop in the shower. The same should be true for other similar products.

Can guys use it on their pubic hair too? seriously for real.I hate shaving.

 

[ramboj70]

Just do it in her sleep.

just start masterbating right in front of her and tell her no sex for her until she shaves that fucking no good forest she has growing, or you can eat her out and at the same time shave her pussy, she will never know the difference,

 

[Stomper]

DO NOT USE VEET..
I just asked my girlfriend.. and that stuff BURNS!!!

more advice from my girlfriend.. rub pussy with 'nivea' after shaving.. shave in the direction of the hairs..

 

[graybass]

shaved

I am the pussy shaving Master! Three ex wifes, and I talked all three into it. Tell her how the hair hides the shape of her beautiful body. I'm sure she shaves her legs and arm pits! This is the same thing . Tell her to grow up and be a truly mature sexual being! Listen, it takes them about 2 seconds to shave it! Tell her she will have no regrowth to worry about if she shaves every time she gets in the shower. (every day I hope!)
Another very important thing!!! The only reason women evolved pubic hair, was to keep out unwanted objects before man invented chothes!!
It's a proven fact that it's more hygenic for a girl to be shaved, hair has a tendency to provide a good enviroment for germs and an parisites!
So tell her its time to drop the cave women look, and that hair on a woman's body is very manly!
If this is not enough info!! tell her it's you, or the hair, one's got to go!
GB

 

[Chip Bronson]

chloroform her ass and shave that bad boy. i've always used a braun shaver for this. quick, no bumps, no pain, no problem. like graybass said, you just don't need a hairy pie anymore. don't need it, can't use it...

 

[Fast Food]

Ronin, I have 2 things you could try.... one or the other.... one (the true gentlemans way) or 2 (the dr. thumbs remedy way)

ok.. now here goes!

1. First make sure your balls are completely shaven, completely bald, and then trim your other hairs pretty short, but not as short as it is prickly and hurts her, then get her to give you head and see how much more she enjoys it as being a mexican hairless..... if you have not done this already of course.... now my favorite......

2. When you have her in bondage all tied up start playing around with her.... you are kissing her legs and inner thighs and everywhere so softly. you tease her some around her cho cha and then finally start eatin her out.... eventually as we all know this leads to some fingering action... so while you are finger bangin her, start to get a little softer so that she is really really really comfortable and wet and loving it.... now that she is dripping wet, get some of this fluid on mr. thumb.... and play around a little bit, when you see that she has her eyes closed and is just about in clit heaven, thats when you take your nicely lubricated thumb and SHOVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO FAR UP HER ASS THAT YOU ARE TICKLING HER MADULA ABLONGADA.... AND I MEAN RAM THAT SHIT!!! PEOPLES THUMB ! PEOPLES THUMB! now as she is begging for anal mercy make her scream, "I love the peoples thumb, I love the peoples thumb!!!" and then say to her, "thats right bitch, now are you going to shave your jungle or does lefty need to get involved in this party too?" where she then will give in to end the burning....... she will think that regrowth itch is like a massage from now on out!


Hope my services, free of charge, have been helpful to you,

Dr. Thumbs
Peoples Thumb Ltd. (TM)
Thumby USA

 

[Chip Bronson]

lmfao!!!! 'food, you one crazy mofo bro. but i likes yo' style!!!

 

[Fast Food]

lmfao!!!! 'food, you one crazy mofo bro. but i likes yo' style!!!

Thanks.... I need to find someone to help me with my website though... I bought it, I just need to help get it up and running. I had 2 more people call me yesterday with peoples thumb stories..... they were so hilarious, I almost had to leave work. www.peoplesthumb.com is my website...

 

[Chip Bronson]

Thanks.... I need to find someone to help me with my website though... I bought it, I just need to help get it up and running. I had 2 more people call me yesterday with peoples thumb stories..... they were so hilarious, I almost had to leave work. www.peoplesthumb.com is my website...

what kind of stories are you looking for? i'd be happy to contribute if i can. let me know.

your thumb so far up her ass you're tickling her medula oblongata!!! sick, funny shit bro!

 

[sweettart29]

OMFG!!!!! I am sitting over here laughing my ass off you guys r unreal......

Food u gotta stop and think about this for a minute the chic is into bondage whose to say she won't like the PEOPLES THUMB???? Second thing.....unless u want to NEVER get laid by this girl again DO NOT WAX her yourself....I am telling ya from a woman's point of view it FUCKEN hurts. If you use a depilatory cream b very careful cuz if u get it in the wrong place it is gonna burn like there is no tomorrow. If u want you girl to shave go about it in the way that I got my ex husband to try it. I told him I was reading in a magazine that if it is shaved it increases sensation.....i.e. skin on skin.....not hair on hair (or skin on hair). You could even try telling her that it would make u horny as hell to watch her shave it off. If that doesn't work get on your knees and BEG lol.....ask her to try it just once and if she doesn't like it fine. BUT PLZ DO NOT WAX HER YOURSELF U WILL END UP WITH A KNEE IN THE BALLS.

 

[Fast Food]

OMFG!!!!! I am sitting over here laughing my ass off you guys r unreal......

Food u gotta stop and think about this for a minute the chic is into bondage whose to say she won't like the PEOPLES THUMB???? Second thing.....unless u want to NEVER get laid by this girl again DO NOT WAX her yourself....I am telling ya from a woman's point of view it FUCKEN hurts. If you use a depilatory cream b very careful cuz if u get it in the wrong place it is gonna burn like there is no tomorrow. If u want you girl to shave go about it in the way that I got my ex husband to try it. I told him I was reading in a magazine that if it is shaved it increases sensation.....i.e. skin on skin.....not hair on hair (or skin on hair). You could even try telling her that it would make u horny as hell to watch her shave it off. If that doesn't work get on your knees and BEG lol.....ask her to try it just once and if she doesn't like it fine. BUT PLZ DO NOT WAX HER YOURSELF U WILL END UP WITH A KNEE IN THE BALLS.

Sweettart.... you provide a VERY GOOD POINT, that even I.... Master Thumbs never thought of.... HOWEVER, I normally administer the PT on a girl if I think that I'm never gonna have her again, or simply, I don't want to again. Now for your skin on skin theory.... you are completely right, my exes and I used to take showers together and when in there we shaved it all and later on it was great! A truly different experience.... which leads me to keep it very cleanly shaven to the day! being the bachelor that I am, they are pleasantly surprised to see it that way..... what about you?

 

[sweettart29]

Well Food hun to answer your ??........ I have been shaving it since I was 18....Like I told the guys that work with my ex....The only hair on my body is on my head. Anything else u would like to know lol

 

[Fast Food]

Well Food hun to answer your ??........ I have been shaving it since I was 18....Like I told the guys that work with my ex....The only hair on my body is on my head. Anything else u would like to know lol

haha, thats great.... sure, how bout your age? I see you are new on here, do you work out a lot?

~~The Doc~~

 

[sweettart29]

I'm 29.....5'5" and weigh 115lbs. My idea of working out is tossing bales of hay around for my dad in the summer. Oh yeah i might want to add i have pic....but i also have give birth four times. Anything else???

 

[thick]

welcome to the board. Beware of chip, big louie and big rob, as well as bob smith and grizzly. Other than that you need to stick around and give us some female perspective. Take care

 

[eleven11]

WELCOME farmgirl......11