You keep saying that, yet i still see no pics. So what are you doing this evening? Think you can head on over to the brew spot and do the simple task of proving you're not the fraud that i believe you to be?
Let me guess. You have to get home to your demanding wife and 12 children so that you can do yard work, right? Maybe refinishing your basement? Plumbing issues?
Little Timmy and Tammy scumbag need help with their homework? Doting father Tiny to the rescue? Remember any number x 0 is always 0.
Trying to knock up the wife and have to rush home to two pump chump her tired box because she's ovulating? She did mark the day on the calendar with red ink after all.
You're driving on a conditional license that only affords you the freedom of driving to work and back, so it's far too dangerous to drive anywhere else?
Your best friend of 20 years called you as you were leaving work, crying that his old lady left him, took the dog and his pickup truck and now he has no reason to live and you're going to be the hero that pulls this distraught man back from the edge?
Looking forward to tonight's excuse. Just be original. Taking family members to the hospital has been used too many times by other scammers.