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When the cops got there (after I called them) they asked what happened and if i wanted to press charges on the guy. I told them yes and they said to go inside and get cleaned up and then i could sign the arrest form.

When I got back the cop was like, the other guy wants to press charges back on you. Now I have been through this drill about 15 times in the past year bouncing and getting into fights. So i just told the officer to take him for drunk and disorderly and I would drop the charges. He still will get popped for a parole violation, but what the fuck did that guy hit me for. I told the cop, "what was I supposed to do, not fight back and take the beating of a lifetime?"

So, moral of the story is... If you dont want to get arrested for fighting, pick a fight with someone and make sure you get pretty banged up too. If your both hurt and bleeding, then your both off scott free.

Peace...kelly
 
Havent been in a fight in about 8 years. Last one i got into was my gf HS graduation party. Was coming home to my house and saw 3 punk kids walking down the street with an item from my garage and when i pulled up another one came running out of the side door. SO i dropped my girl off and told her to call the cops. I went back and confronted 3 of them and asked where there little punk friend was. They lied and said it was just them 3 and the 4th came walking up the hill. So now there are 4 of them and just me. I was about 20 they were abotu 17 i'd say. I asked them what they took out of my garage and they lied, well i saw a basketball and an old pogo stick(why the fuck they took that i dont know) But anyways they started talking shit so i popped one on the far right and right after that the one on the far left hit me in the side of the head. I took him down into the ditch with me and gave it too him. Came crawling out of the ditch and couldnt see shit cause it was pretty dark and lost my glasses and right when i got to the top of the hill i felt the boot to the face. Knocked me straight back to the ditch. THen all 4 jumped on me..managed to get a few licks in but coudlnt get them all off me. Finally got away and drove a block back home and the fuckers started kickng my car and shit. I got back to my house and got a bat cause i was pissed and then the sherriff pulled up and told me to put the bat down. He said he would take care of it. They never did find the little fuckers but that boot to the face gave me a mild concusion. OF course 2yrs prior to that i went to get y physical so I could play college football and the Dr. wouldnt clear me to play due to eccesive head trauma. I've had like 13 or 14 concusions. Dr. said one more could cause brain damage so i try to stay away from trouble now adays.
 
man that sucks same thign happened to me

about 2 months ago i caught a nice sucker punch.... put one of my bottom teeth thru my lip. then stepped back not knownin what had happened tried to talk to the guy. but to no avail i had to lay the smack down, thing is if i knew i was going to have a 1 cm. scarr i prolly would have really beat him down but i was nice and just put him to sleep... lol he was atwitching and mumbling lol. i could have sworn i heard him snoring lol. i love wrestling and grappling!
 
I smacked a midget riding a unicycle once...So I guess technically I been in a fight to...



Ian, damn dude you got DONKEY PUNCHED!!!!!!! To Funny

Here is a link for you Ian, http://petit.philou.free.fr/


You crack me up everytime you post. The dear Ian was the best..... to funny....... I think I will go revive the thread......
 
fighting

I probebly shouldn't say this but what the fuck. Im from hawaii you wouldn't think this being a paradice that there was alot of that shit going on here. every one here fights. I was boxing for 15 years these last 4 years nhb im 5'6" tall 208 pounds i fight in the super braws. everyone here knows you and all the punks come out of the would work to fight you. I got false cracked in safeway buying food with my wife and kids can you beleive that shit. As I lay on the ground my son who also fights nhb w 145 h 5'5" kicked the shit out of him. BUt since im known, it was all over the news here that i got knoked out in safe way.
I know this sounds stupid but hawaii is small and the word got around who it was that got me so I had to go to his house just to save my fighting rep.{thats the way i make money} Wouldn't you know it that bastard woun't come out of his house. fucker caled the cops on me. but seeing it was on the news the cops new what was going on and let me go.
 
i bounced for a year when i was in college, and back then you only had to be 18 to drink. them damn young punks would start shit every night. i got into more fights with short guys than you could imagine.

even if i didnt get my ass kicked, i would wake up sore with a black eye. i told my self "self this shit aint worth it" and went and got a jop pumping gas.

PPP
 
Kelly, sucks you caught a bad one bro. I bounce in a strip club, so I know what you have to go through. My question is, where were the other bouncers while you were fighting this clown? or is it a small place with only one bouncer? if that's the case I would say it isn't worth it bro, I really don't see the point of an establishment having 1 bouncer. What's the 1 guy gonna do if a fight involving a bunch of guys breaks out? Theres not much that can be done, I don't care how big you are.

But back to my original question, as I see it, bouncers need to be tight knit group, and I need to be able to trust the bouncers I work with, that they will have my back when shit pops off. If these guys conveniently weren't around when you were fighting this guy, I would seriously look for a new place to work bro. WISDOM
 
I just want to make a quick point before I go off on a rant. And, that point is, GIRLS ARE THE CAUSE OF 99.9999999% of all fights. That dude's girl was probably checking you out or he was probably trying to impress some girl there and ended up targeting you because you are the authority there.


ANYWAY, the little man syndrome is funny. I'm by no means the biggest guy but I'm bigger than most and nicely cut. You can tell that I workout is all I'm saying. Anyway, I get the most attention from guys who are 5'6-5'10 150 - 180 lbs. They are always mean mugging or talking shit to me on my way through the parking lot. In the past couple months, I've been hit with a bottle, thrown out of a club for fighting, arrested for knocking some kid out, and been in the hospital with a severely busted lip. Its not worth it. Let those guys talk shit and act tought and walk away. You might feel like a chump then but youll feel a lot better when your home, especially if its with a girl, in bed. I've turned down two fights in the past two weeks because it was bullshit. I was getting cheesesteaks the other night in my CLK430 and some dude was talking shit because I had a benz. I turned to him and said "you want to fight me because I drive a benz?" he said "yea, yea i do"....i walked away. Then last thursday I was leaving a bar and some punk kid knocks on the window of my car and when I roll it down he asks me why, at 2:00am, I'm leaving the bar. Obviously this kid wanted trouble so I just pulled away. Thats another thing, you cant have nice stuff, people will want to fight you because they are jealous. I worked hard to get my benz and I haven't gotten into so many fights ever in my life until I got it. Go figure....
 
Phreezer said:
donkey punch:

Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate
Click to expand...

HORRIBLE! :)

And as far as fighting goes if I feel like beating the shit out of someone beefing with me, I will, and if not I'll just pepper spray his ass then beat the shit out him.
 
About my third year in muay thai, i used to fight every weekend at clubs, just to prove something. One night i got into it and fought this guy, he couldnt take the fact that i won so he went to his car a got a gun. I ran like forest gump. Every since then i just tell them sorry bro and walk away.

It is not worth it nowadays. Your best bet is to walk away. People cant just fight and walk away, they gotta get friend,s or guns, or press charges.
 
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I've never been in a fight. I've been bullied in school but it never led to anything. I almost got into a fight with some ass in a bar. He was drunk off his ass and was a dick in general. This was before I started working out and I was very thin. Anyways his girl talked him down, plus I was with 2 friends that were bigger than he was.

Sometimes I wished I would see the ass again and he wanted to fight. I'm a hell of a lot bigger than he is. Like I said I've never been in a fight but I've always wondered what it was like.
 
Phreezer said:
donkey punch:

Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate
Click to expand...


I prefer either the bismark, the jelly doughnut or the hot lunch. The dirty sanchez is a bit much for me personally.
 
One more, I was 18 years old and into my first cycle~~D-bol only(dumbass kid) the blue "legal" cibas most guys would take only 20mg and be jacked great stuff.
Anyway I was at my friends sis sorority house party by myself my friends took off chasing pussy and I ended up lying on the floor drunk trying to sleep. I wake to beer being poured on me by some skinny kid who is laughing. So i get up and grab the kid and start throwing him around the place, i may have hit him a couple of times as well.
All of a sudden it seemed like 10 girls converge on me and start slapping me in the face and bitchin> I did not know what to do ( could'nt hit the dumb ass drunk girls) so i ran into the bathroom and locked the door.
Next thing i know the cops come knocking on the bathroom door and escort me out. They were cool though and did not arrest me.
The next day I went to the gym hung over and tried to work out and puked on the floor. I remember the local dealer was at the gym with his buddy's laughing his ass off telling me i should not mix d-bol and beer.
 
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