HAMMER-ANABOLICS

It's going to be quite comical when you disappear suddenly and we read in the papers that your dumbass got busted. Why post shit like that you retard?

For new sources to post here you guys request to see pics of the gawd dam lab you DUMB FUCK. Plus I scrubbed the pic clean anyways. I mean you guys request pics of guys fucking LABS!!! That's just a little kilo of Test.
 
And I'm having a sale on the T shirts. Just send a check for 19.95 and make it out to Cool and Studley Hunk. CASH for short. Include a pic of your naked wife and I'll throw in a "I Hurt His Widdle Feelings" coffee mug for another $6.00. Hey, I don't have the millions ol' hambone is bringing down so no discounts here. So send those checks for $28 now before supplies run out and I have to substitute bunk shirts n shit.

I'm all for a good laugh but that joke SUCKED gramps. Sorry pal lol.
 
The one thing I like better than knowing how easily this fucktard takes bait, is seeing the search engine results. This crybaby's rants come up the highest in searches and he just keeps on showing how childish he is. Who is Gramps? A nobody who disappears without a trace. It will happen. Today? Tomorrow? I'll never tell. Who is hammer? A wannabe business guru with a 12 year old mentality doing 1/10 the sales he would have been doing provided he had at least shown the very minimalist adult skills required to do business. This dweeb is just too easy to fuck with! Go ahead hambone - show your shit yet again promising never to return. Just another lie right up there with "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." "I only sell testosterone in those vials." Here's a hint to everyone without a clue - when hambone gets behind in filling his orders, he catches up by shorting his vials along with mislabling his products. It's been proven already as anyone who can read knows I'm not making that up. Good luck when you order from this disaster-in-the-making. Don't let desperation lead you to making bad decisions when there are thousands of other UGLs to choose from. Meso may be chump change to you, hambone, but the search engines never die. You think you're somebody. All of us here know where you could have been provided you weren't such a loser. It's pretty obvious how bad this stings otherwise you wouldn't keep coming back to "defend yourself". I know you'll keep coming back crying about how bad you don't need us, but I'll still show you the door and remind you to leave a tip with A.L. on your way out. We all know you won't because you're broke, but we'll still keep rubbing it in until you either leave or die in that fiery car crash. You already know my preference. I'll let the thread die until you come back with another stupid remark - then I'll just ad more insults for the future shoppers to read about in the searches. Don't let me down. I know you're too fucking dumb to just shut the fuck up and leave.


I swear I didn't even read not one word of this NOVEL you prob took 20 minutes to write lol. I'm just in awwww that you would go to such great lengths and spend so much of your time to slander my lab. Like I've been saying is so strange to me how you guys take my success so personal. WHY DO YOU GIVE A FUCK WTF I DO PAL. Weirdo motherfucker. You guys need to get a fuckin life. I came on here and posted some god damn bloods WHO GIVES A FUCK. HAMMER MELTDOWN 2016 lol the only thing I'm melting down in RAW motherfuckers.
 
WTF, you keep promising to leave and show back up.

Fuck that I'm sticking up for myself. Fuck these haters. I haven't scammed anyone it blows my mind the HATE that's on this board. Guys act like they have some secret private god like source lol lol. You really think ANY UGL has a full blown real deal lab set up?!?!?! Stupid motherfuckers!!!! Anyone here in the states that's a UGL brews it out of the kitchen with possibly a makeshift clean room. And the gawd damn raws are most likely all the FUCKING SAME. You think those CHINESE greedy bastards give 2 shits ANY UGL can get a bad batch. So nobody here has some ELITE secret private source that's better than my lab. I buy my raw I brew and I fucking ship. WTF else you want from a lab?!?!? Do you realize how long TA would be if a domestic UGL tested every batch of raw with Semic I contacted them close to a week ago and NOTHING BACK I even tried calling them. You guys need to use your fucking brains and get real.
 
Everyone at asf is gunning on you lololol you're so busy? Doing what? Besides lying to all your customers. Hahaha Great read over there.

I never lie to my customers. My TA got behind from so much volume and I always keep them in the loop. Never dodge emails etc. but I'm curious. Why do you care? You don't do business with me and don't give me that looking out for the community BS. I'm serious WHY DO YOU GIVE SUCH A FUCK ABOUT MY BUSINESS... My bloods I posted where for the guys that doubted me long ago I just wanted to stop in and let them know I'm still here and still going strong. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO BE SO CAUGHT UP IN MY LAB? You guys need to pick up a hobby or something. I'm serious fucking losers Jesus Christ go get some fucking pussy and get off the keyboard.
 
You need therapy.

Man I'm telling everyone the raw facts. That's how this UGL game works. You want pharma grade shit. Go to the doctor for test or buy overseas for human grade shit from a trusted source. Now that's the fucking truth. U think UGL's have high tech lab set ups?! Lol lol. I brew my gear just like your "private secret source" does. You dumb fucks. Listen to what in telling you cause it's the TRUTH.
 
I just think if you are doing as good as you want people here to think you are, you would make a nice donation to AL. I mean it gets you no friends, no free passes, prob no respect, but it would show you can drop a grand without blinking an eye because your business is doing great and you want to help a great harm reduction cause.

https://anaboliclab.com/community/br-goals/steroid-analytics-for-june-2016.5/donate (Steroid Analytics for June 2016 | AnabolicLab Forum)
 
I never lie to my customers. My TA got behind from so much volume and I always keep them in the loop. Never dodge emails etc. but I'm curious. Why do you care? You don't do business with me and don't give me that looking out for the community BS. I'm serious WHY DO YOU GIVE SUCH A FUCK ABOUT MY BUSINESS... My bloods I posted where for the guys that doubted me long ago I just wanted to stop in and let them know I'm still here and still going strong. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO BE SO CAUGHT UP IN MY LAB? You guys need to pick up a hobby or something. I'm serious fucking losers Jesus Christ go get some fucking pussy and get off the keyboard.

Lolol you're fucking delusional. I'm just here for the entertainment and you're so easy to fire up, I just couldn't resist.
 
Fuck that I'm sticking up for myself. Fuck these haters. I haven't scammed anyone it blows my mind the HATE that's on this board. Guys act like they have some secret private god like source lol lol. You really think ANY UGL has a full blown real deal lab set up?!?!?! Stupid motherfuckers!!!! Anyone here in the states that's a UGL brews it out of the kitchen with possibly a makeshift clean room. And the gawd damn raws are most likely all the FUCKING SAME. You think those CHINESE greedy bastards give 2 shits ANY UGL can get a bad batch. So nobody here has some ELITE secret private source that's better than my lab. I buy my raw I brew and I fucking ship. WTF else you want from a lab?!?!? Do you realize how long TA would be if a domestic UGL tested every batch of raw with Semic I contacted them close to a week ago and NOTHING BACK I even tried calling them. You guys need to use your fucking brains and get real.
too long, didn't read. talk about a novel, well atleast anyone else besides yourself on this thread can write without CAPS everyother word and looking like a total douche. eat shit hammer.
 
I just think if you are doing as good as you want people here to think you are, you would make a nice donation to AL. I mean it gets you no friends, no free passes, prob no respect, but it would show you can drop a grand without blinking an eye because your business is doing great and you want to help a great harm reduction cause.

https://anaboliclab.com/community/br-goals/steroid-analytics-for-june-2016.5/donate (Steroid Analytics for June 2016 | AnabolicLab Forum)

I told you I thought it looked like a good thing to do man. But I'll do it when I'm ready. I may never do it who knows. I'm not lookin to gain any points here at Meso at this point in my career I'm at full capacity. Labs that donate to that are doing it for reputation points and orders. which is fine it looks like a legit deal. I like the idea of it.
 
I told you I thought it looked like a good thing to do man. But I'll do it when I'm ready. I may never do it who knows. I'm not lookin to gain any points here at Meso at this point in my career I'm at full capacity. Labs that donate to that are doing it for reputation points and orders. which is fine it looks like a legit deal. I like the idea of it.
It's not about winning points with people if you are about this life like you say u are you would want people to get gear that is safe and also that the product is what they paid for I think the bottem line is you arnt about shit all you do is talk your a fucking lame with a paint job that's it because anyone that is doing it as big as you say you are wouldn't be running there mouth about it like a little punk bitch so break bread or bounce
 
It's not about winning points with people if you are about this life like you say u are you would want people to get gear that is safe and also that the product is what they paid for I think the bottem line is you arnt about shit all you do is talk your a fucking lame with a paint job that's it because anyone that is doing it as big as you say you are wouldn't be running there mouth about it like a little punk bitch so break bread or bounce

Man I've been at this for over 2 years now.... Come on man. You don't think I can donate $1000? Please use your brain sir. I'll do it if I wanna do it.... I agree it looks like a legit deal. Fuck you think I want to see people get harmed? Hell no... It's all the haters on here that make me out to be some bad guy I just defend myself and talk shit and I know it's 100% very unprofessional But man I don't want any orders from here so I just don't care I'll battle with the haters. But it's getting boring so I'll prob just bounce for a few months like I always do then pop back up with some more bloods or maybe Semic will get back with me and I can post those results. Just for the guys that doubt me. That's what really gets me off is shutting down these haters that come out of the woodwork that have never even pinned my gear. Anyways I'm done. I'll see you guys in a few months.
 
I never lie to my customers. My TA got behind from so much volume and I always keep them in the loop. Never dodge emails etc. but I'm curious. Why do you care? You don't do business with me and don't give me that looking out for the community BS. I'm serious WHY DO YOU GIVE SUCH A FUCK ABOUT MY BUSINESS... My bloods I posted where for the guys that doubted me long ago I just wanted to stop in and let them know I'm still here and still going strong. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO BE SO CAUGHT UP IN MY LAB? You guys need to pick up a hobby or something. I'm serious fucking losers Jesus Christ go get some fucking pussy and get off the keyboard.
Why don't you ever respond to my post?

As I have said the bloods you posted are not bragging worthy at all. Maybe them guys that ride you on asf think they are but they ain't. Hell they think 3,000 on a gram is good so I'm sure you make a killing over there.

You say you don't dodge emails and your t/a took a hit, but why are guys getting fake tracking numbers? If you gave me tracking and a week later no pack and the tracking number still don't work that means you gave me a fake tracking number.

I just hate that you talk so much shit man, not everyone here knows how ugls work no... but a lot of us do. I also hate how y'all hide over on asf and talk shit, I will post here there anywhere how I feel. Tell your rep if he thinks everyone here is so dumb why don't he come tell us how it is like I told him today.
 
hammer you said you have done over 4k in orders, you do know thats only like 6 orders a day? how is that success? you are on multiple boards and only have 4k in orders thats including 60% off sales.

no you are not successful, you make enough money to not get a job. you the equivalent of your buddy's weed dealer. i will say i do like your banner and if you had a good product that had lab results you could be a success. even if you have the demand you dont have the supply to back it up. i will do you a favor and give some advise, you can do it right 99 times but people still remember the 1 time you fuck up. your attitude will always end up with you having your foot in your mouth.
 
Labs that donate to that are doing it for reputation points and orders. which is fine it looks like a legit deal. I like the idea of it.

Naps just donated almost $3k you retard fuckboy. They do more orders in one day than you've done in the 2 years you've been open cooking shit on your stove top. You're so pathetic. I hate talking shit online but some little faggot like you I would love to meet in real life. Get the fuck out of here.
 
I think at this point all we are doing is aiding poor Hammer Anabolics in his sad quest for validation. I.E. the mindset that negative attention is better than no attention. If we simply stop paying him any attention, he'll have a breakdown, most likely throw a temper tantrum, but eventually his bitch ass will lay down for a nap, suck his thumb, and go away.
 
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