MESO-Rx
Anabolic Steroids
Hands Free ...
- Thread starter Michael Scally MD
- Start date
We’ve made it boys. Zero effort meat-beating.
GymRaccoon
New Member
Yep, that's much less embarrassing than cranking one off, lol.
T-Bagger
Member
$13k is a bit pricey for hands free. I’m sure a clever person can think of a way to wedge a fleshlight somewhere so they can have hands free as well. @MisterSuperGod or @The Terminator arenpretty crafty. I bet they’ve already mastered this.
On another note - this asshole uses a cow milker: https://www dot pornhub dot com/view_video.php?viewkey=339298026
On another note - this asshole uses a cow milker: https://www dot pornhub dot com/view_video.php?viewkey=339298026
The Terminator
Member
Ah yes I’ve made a very fascinating discovery, the vagina, mouth and butthole, all hands free..or a cantaloupe maybe
T-Bagger
Member
You can’t elope with a cantaloupe
Iron Frenchie
Member
I once saw a show where people were marrying inanimate objects. Now if you were running high tren, I bet a lot would end up marrying that machine.
The Terminator
Member
Hey the govt doesn’t decide marriage that’s between you and God.
Women have it made when it comes to hands free toys, they got the sybian, that dildo machine, remote control vibrating eggs. Shit they’re on the colder side emotionally they don’t even need a man lol. The one time I tried a toy I could barely fit my dick in the pussy shaped toy, it was designed to be an Asian pussy after all lol. It was an Asian sex doll I bought on alibaba as a kid lol, tried once then never again cause I didn’t wanna get caught
T-Bagger
Member
At least you have no shame in your game.
The Terminator
Member
Tbh it was better than jackin it, shoulda kept it lol
Old
New Member
Why is the Chinese government asking for sperm donors when they are trying to reduce population growth (such as one-child policy)?!?
Iron Frenchie
Member
Let’s get real if you saw this thing in the corner of your doctors office and the doctor left for a minute. You’d probably give it a go.
T-Bagger
Member
LMAO, who wouldn’t?
Old
New Member
The US and Germany wasted no time getting these in their own hospitals. Perhaps for ER? Wonder how that bills for Medicare? Military perhaps - its only 13K, why they've been know to spend 1K just for a toilet seat. Homeland Insecurity could use these at Gitmo.
Perhaps hospitals use this to advertise why its best to go to them for your procedures: "Now this is our new intensive care center." Lets face it, if the manufacturer is selling 10,000 a year, someone is buying these things.
They said the machine is adjustable but probably also has different size 'vaginas' - Asian bride, Asian hoe, Yo-Hoe-Hoe, Short-stop, Long-haul, Bible-belt, Fräulein-Ripple, Sandpaper-Sally, Forbes-500, Legend-in-your-own-mind, ...
How do you know if its been properly sanitized? The doc himself probably keeps getting STDs from it. Then he can charge more to treat your newly acquired problem.
Maybe has a Candid-Camara with live YouTube feed, or perhaps pay-for-view.
