Hillary Clinton's plane make emergancy landing

[eleven11]

Hillary was making a cross country flight last night and had to make an emergancy landing in Texes, no one was hurt. Pics of the downed craft are shown in attachment......11

 

[nickw]

I think thats the same one my exgirlfriend took to see her new boyfriend!

 

[CyniQ]

lmfao.

I'm sure you've heard this one, but I'll type it out anyway.

Kobe Bryant, Hillary Clinton, Billy Graham, and a 10 year old boy are in a small aircraft when an announcement comes over the PA.

Folks this is your Captain speaking, I'm afraid the plane is going down, the Copilot and I are bailing out now. Unfortunately there are only three more parachutes for the rest of you, Good Luck.

Kobe Bryant speaks first, "Hey ya'll. I'm a world famous basketball player and my team needs me. I think I should take one of these."

With that Kobe takes a parachute and jumps out of the airplane.

Hillary speaks next, "You know, I'm the smartest woman in the world. I'm going to be the first female president in history. I am afraid that it's necessary that I survive."

With that Hillary jumps out of the plane.

Billy Graham looks at the boy and says, "Son, I've lived a long and wonderful life. I'm sure the Lord is going to reward me in heaven. I want you to take that last parachute and save yourself."

"Last parachute?" says the boy, "There are still two parachutes. The smartest woman in the world jumped out with my BACKPACK!"

 

[thick]

that is perfect for that bitch

Hillary was making a cross country flight last night and had to make an emergancy landing in Texes, no one was hurt. Pics of the downed craft are shown in attachment......11

 

[Bob Smith]

Dammit, I thought you were being serious!! Way to get my hopes up!

 

[eleven11]

Dammit, I thought you were being serious!! Way to get my hopes up!

sorry ......11

 

[chris gordon]

Dammit, I thought you were being serious!! Way to get my hopes up!

for real..i was hoping she got deCrapitated

 

[lancea9847]

for real..i was hoping she got deCrapitated

i hear ya bro`s i hate that fucking cunt

 

[KTCKSports]

Hillary has log legs.

Hillary was making a cross country flight last night and had to make an emergancy landing in Texes, no one was hurt. Pics of the downed craft are shown in attachment......11