Home blood work

[murray312]

Ok I remember stumbling across a company that would send you the vials needed for blood work you then could either go to a hospital and have them draw the blood and put it thru a centrifuge and mail it OR if one had access to a centrifuge could possibly do it themselves. Does this sound familiar to anyone? No it's not the finger prick testosterone bullshit test. Also don't just say privatemdlabs cuz it's illegal in this state.

 

[flenser]

If I lived in one of those states (NY, NJ, RI, MA or MD) I would move.. You might try getting an ID from a different state. A lot of DMVs (DC for example) will now give you an ID without documentation if you tell them you're an illegal alien : )

There are immunoassay testosterone tests you could probably do at home, but I doubt you can buy them as an individual - maybe from a online veterinary store. I don't know how accurate they are. For anything else, you need at least a mass spec machine, so definitely no home testing.

 

[bambam333]

If I lived in one of those states (NY, NJ, RI, MA or MD) I would move.. You might try getting an ID from a different state. A lot of DMVs (DC for example) will now give you an ID without documentation if you tell them you're an illegal alien : )

There are immunoassay testosterone tests you could probably do at home, but I doubt you can buy them as an individual - maybe from a online veterinary store. I don't know how accurate they are. For anything else, you need at least a mass spec machine, so definitely no home testing.

gotta love the liberals maybe I’ll go pick up an Id. I want my illegal alien name to be Guillermo Sanchez Garcia Gomez rodriquez

 

[murray312]

If I lived in one of those states (NY, NJ, RI, MA or MD) I would move.. You might try getting an ID from a different state. A lot of DMVs (DC for example) will now give you an ID without documentation if you tell them you're an illegal alien : )

There are immunoassay testosterone tests you could probably do at home, but I doubt you can buy them as an individual - maybe from a online veterinary store. I don't know how accurate they are. For anything else, you need at least a mass spec machine, so definitely no home testing.

Forgot to add send the blood back out to the lab. If I has mass spec I'd be making a living testing everyone's underdosed peds for them.

 

[chocolatemalt]

Ok I remember stumbling across a company that would send you the vials needed for blood work you then could either go to a hospital and have them draw the blood and put it thru a centrifuge and mail it OR if one had access to a centrifuge could possibly do it themselves. Does this sound familiar to anyone? No it's not the finger prick testosterone bullshit test. Also don't just say privatemdlabs cuz it's illegal in this state.

Home testing sounds like a huge hassle.

I haven't done this but many others have: If you live in, say, NYC and want to use the Labcorp (via privatemdlabs.com) up in CT, just doctor up your address state and ZIP code in the webpage order form to pretend you live in CT. Everything else normal including cc info. Apparently it passes the checks just fine and you get what you want, but still gotta travel for the blood draws of course. Privatemdlabs doesn't care -- you claim you live there, that's on you, they take your money and provide labs and all is hunky dory. Makes sense.