HOW MANY TIMES A DAY do you.....

[Fast Food]

I shit maybe 4 times/week. Is that bad? I only eat 2 times/day,though. I like when i get those long solid shits that don't even feel like their coming out and when you look down it looks like and anaconda,but i hate when i get those soft shits. Sometimes i'll get a nice shit but most of the time it's soft shit. I think i should eat more fiber

i think you should eat more PERIOD..... however i really like the long poo ones... i try to make them as long as possible... sometimes though they are too long and i need to stand up slightly and let it finish coming out so it breaks off just ever so nicely and gives me a one wiper.... i love those one wipers.... i laugh when i poo sometimes because when i know i have a huge poo to come out there are sometimes little squirrel poo's that come out before it.... kinda like a warning to what is to come..... little preliminary ones, then the big guy!

 

[sweettart29]

OMFG u guys r unreal I have never met anyone that can have a conversation about their shit and how many times a day they do it....I don't know about u guys lol

 

[MANWHORE]

i think you should eat more PERIOD..... however i really like the long poo ones... i try to make them as long as possible... sometimes though they are too long and i need to stand up slightly and let it finish coming out so it breaks off just ever so nicely and gives me a one wiper.... i love those one wipers.... i laugh when i poo sometimes because when i know i have a huge poo to come out there are sometimes little squirrel poo's that come out before it.... kinda like a warning to what is to come..... little preliminary ones, then the big guy!

lol I do need to eat more times day. I eat alot at one sitting,i just can't stop once i start. I love food too much. I never need to stand when i get those big ones,because it just goes right down the pipe
Sometimes i get up after i take a nice one,and there's nothing in the bowl

 

[MANWHORE]

OMFG u guys r unreal I have never met anyone that can have a conversation about their shit and how many times a day they do it....I don't know about u guys lol

O man,i'm so embarrased

 

[sweettart29]

O man,i'm so embarrased

Don't worry about it man I am used to it trust me I have heard ALOT WORSE

 

[Slick Arrado]

Sometimes i get up after i take a nice one,and there's nothing in the bowl

I know the feeling. I'll stand up, look down, and see nothing. I'm like, "I know I just went. Where's it at?!?!" LOL

 

[MANWHORE]

I have such bad gas right now and i feel bloating in my stomach. Is there something that you guys eat that make you shit right away and a good clean one,not those Taco bell ones i could go for some taco bell. You believe i didn't eat today at all? I gotta get my shit(no pun intended) together when i get this gym set up. I haven't worked out in months... many months. i still feel good,but i lost weight and the fat is growing around my abs

 

[bobbo23]

Holy crap you guys crap alot. I eat about 7 times a day, and I will crap at most once a day. Sometimes its once every two days.

 

[MANWHORE]

Holy crap you guys crap alot. I eat about 7 times a day, and I will crap at most once a day. Sometimes its once every two days.

Now i don't feel so bad,but i think we should crap 2-3X/day. I think i read that on Mercola.com. I had a delicious,bloody,steak at Outback last night with garlic mashed potatoes and brocolli,but i didn't shit yet.

 

[shredalean]

www.ratemypoo.com got that from Bob btw

I almost puked! Truly disgusting!

 

[ramboj70]

i wipe my ass a lot too since my gf likes to lick my asshole. but anyways, them hemmorhoids suck too!

i hit the shitter about 4-5 times and I love the smell of my crap, I like it when the shit comes out in one big ass log it feels so damn good when all that crap just comes racing out, I really like when I leave that patch of shit stain on the toilet so others can see my art work

 

[thick]

1-2x/day. Wish it was once/week. U guys seem to enjoy shitting. WTF? I think it is a pain in the ass: literally

ps Like the colon i through in there

 

[joe shmoe]

about 2x a day. you guys need to start using some baby wipes too. MAN O MAN is that stuff refreshing. now i know why kids shit their pants so much. i love a good wiping with a baby wipe after a good poopie session.

have a nice day

 

[Fast Food]

about 2x a day. you guys need to start using some baby wipes too. MAN O MAN is that stuff refreshing. now i know why kids shit their pants so much. i love a good wiping with a baby wipe after a good poopie session.

have a nice day

wouldnt it all be great if we all had a beday in our bathroom

 

[Slick Arrado]

wouldnt it all be great if we all had a beday in our bathroom

Bidet?

 

[Massive690]

i normally shit about 3 times a day, but for the last 2 weeks i have been in this taco bell mood. i go there at least twice a day, sometimes 3 or 4. so needless to say im shitting about 6 times a day. i like it, i get a lot of thinkin done when im on the pooper plus the taco bell makes my shit smell like nacho cheese, its great, the only bad thing is it kinda looks like nacho cheese too. takes a lotta wiping to clean my butthole

 

[Peace Division]

i think you should eat more PERIOD..... however i really like the long poo ones... i try to make them as long as possible... sometimes though they are too long and i need to stand up slightly and let it finish coming out so it breaks off just ever so nicely and gives me a one wiper.... i love those one wipers.... i laugh when i poo sometimes because when i know i have a huge poo to come out there are sometimes little squirrel poo's that come out before it.... kinda like a warning to what is to come..... little preliminary ones, then the big guy!

Gotta love those one wipers, but I always wipe a second time..... just in case

Usually I go 1-2x/day. I gotta start eating more to keep up with you guys.

 

[Meat Train]

This is all sick-- but Real! hey, the Meat Train hits the bowl twice in the morning and once at night (if it has been a plentiful food day). But I am not talking about size, color, shape...

About the girl who eats ass-- hopefully you shave your ass for her-- hair down there collects the stuff we can't wipe off!

 

[Madcow]

haha.... I'm glad I'm reading this one. I'm fairly new to the site and you know, you never really know someone until you know their bowel patterns!!

 

[dolfe1]

about 2x a day. you guys need to start using some baby wipes too. MAN O MAN is that stuff refreshing. now i know why kids shit their pants so much. i love a good wiping with a baby wipe after a good poopie session.

have a nice day

You know I've really considered the idea but just never really got around to it, maybe I will have to try yet.