I gotta POO, but here is a JOKE before I do.....

[Fast Food]

For all them marines out there.... like Ramblojob


A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan.

While he was there he received a letter from his
girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two
guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do.
He went around to his buddies and collected all the
unwanted photos of women he could find.

He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with
clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove
your picture and send the rest back."

 

[dolfe1]

Food you crazy bastard, heard that one about a week ago, I wonder if anyone had the wits to actually do that.

 

[Fast Food]

Food you crazy bastard, heard that one about a week ago, I wonder if anyone had the wits to actually do that.

i would do it in a heartbeat... yeah i got it in an email last week.... just didnt do it.... but on another note.... the poo was wonderful.....

 

[Chip Bronson]

so 'food, how did everything 'come out' bro?... lol... how's the cycle going bro?

 

[Fast Food]

so 'food, how did everything 'come out' bro?... lol... how's the cycle going bro?

the poo felt very nice....

i'm 2.5 weeks in.... noticing results already.... i wasnt planning on noticing anything until 4 weeks in.... so thats a nice surprise. balls are doing well.... finally got the mixup with medsmex under control. the test is helping me with my gf's horniness levels.... gotta mix the hcg soon.... but, so far so good, 7 lbs gain so far. meals are doing good also because she is cooking them for me all the time, but she is in miami today till sunday night, so i take over the cooking responsibilities.... lol!!! i might throw in some cardio there, just a lil bit.

 

[Chip Bronson]

sounds like you're doing great bro. good job. you may want to wait a couple of weeks on the hcg though. are you fairly lean at this stage of the cycle?

the poo felt very nice....

i'm 2.5 weeks in.... noticing results already.... i wasnt planning on noticing anything until 4 weeks in.... so thats a nice surprise. balls are doing well.... finally got the mixup with medsmex under control. the test is helping me with my gf's horniness levels.... gotta mix the hcg soon.... but, so far so good, 7 lbs gain so far. meals are doing good also because she is cooking them for me all the time, but she is in miami today till sunday night, so i take over the cooking responsibilities.... lol!!! i might throw in some cardio there, just a lil bit.

 

[dolfe1]

Damn that was a long poo, do your balls usually do ok?

 

[Fast Food]

sounds like you're doing great bro. good job. you may want to wait a couple of weeks on the hcg though. are you fairly lean at this stage of the cycle?

i dont think so, but everyone else says i am.... im starting it on week 4.

 

[Fast Food]

Damn that was a long poo, do your balls usually do ok?

my balls are normally super-dee-dooper.... 1000 post is coming up shortly

 

[dolfe1]

How much hcg and when will you start?

 

[Fast Food]

How much hcg and when will you start?

this is the breakdown....

https://thinksteroids.com/community/posts/155001#post155001

 

[Chip Bronson]

'food, don't forget the before and after pics. they tell a good story bro.

 

[Fast Food]

'food, don't forget the before and after pics. they tell a good story bro.

yeah i didnt take any pics.... i wish i would have.....

 

[dolfe1]

yeah i didnt take any pics.... i wish i would have.....

Never too late.

 

[Fast Food]

Never too late.

alright, i'll go get a camera and take a week by week picture.... starting with week 2..... and i'll take them at the same times.... morning and night...

 

[dolfe1]

Have your gf buy you a camera. lol

 

[Fast Food]

Have your gf buy you a camera. lol

good idea but i'm on the phone with her right now and she is eating a salad at BWI airport getting ready to fly to Miami.... although it was funny because she called this morning and wanted to know if she should leave me some money for stuff this week.... LOL, like i dont have any money or something.... whatever.

 

[dolfe1]

lol Food you're barely making ends meet.

 

[thick]

come on food. THis was on here last week lol.
He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with
clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove
your picture and send the rest back."[/QUOTE]

 

[Fast Food]

May 2004
The Cicadas are Coming to the Washington DC area in May 2004! Remember this when making outdoor plans this spring. You may want to postpone family barbecues and move some events indoors.

In the eastern half of the United States, periodical cicadas come up out of the ground every 17 years. They are large insects, about an inch and a half long, with black bodies, red eyes and delicate wings. There are far too many to count. You will see them on the sidewalk, on the trees, on the porch, on the street.

In a few weeks, probably in early to mid-May, the cicada nymphs will crawl out of the ground, onto trees and will shed their skins. The males sing very loudly to attract female mates. The females will lay their eggs in the branches of trees. The nymphs hatch and burrow several inches underground. The aboveground cycle lasts less than four weeks. Beginning in mid-June, the adults will all die. Male cicadas die soon after mating. Females lay 400 to 600 eggs before they die.

Fortunately, Cidadas don't bite or sting so they're not harmful to people or pets. They generally leave no lasting damage, except possibly to young trees and shrubs. They are annoying to most, though some people find them and their unique life cycle to be fascinating.