Ok, I will now let the truth out. I am sorry to have to do this Massive but in the interest of full disclosure I feel it is necessary.
I know Massive and ren personally. I will not use their real names in this forum so that they may maintain their anonymity as much as possible.
A while back, Massive and ren came into my office. Did I mention that I am a world renown plastic surgeon? Anyway, They stated matter of factly that they are gay lovers and Massive needs a penile implant. ren stated that he wanted to "feel the burn" but Massive couldn't do it with his 1.5" member. When I first saw it, I audibly gasped due to the freakish nature of this little thing. I will now post the converstaion we had as best as I can remember.
ren: "Please make it bigger, doc. Massives peepee is so small. He really turns me on though...he benched 1 plate the other day....what a man!!!!!"
Massive: "Doc, I am so tired of ren trying to give me a little reach around and only getting air....can you help?"
Me: "I am no miracle worker but I may be able to do something"
ren: reaching for my hulking 12" rod, "I will do anything if you can help us"
Me: "You little bitch....I will mess you up" I proceeded to kick both of their asses. When he reached for me, my muscles contorted due to my anger and it caused my shirt to rip from my bulging biceps. I then advised Massive to just commit suicide because it is hopeless. Then, I physically threw them out of my office.
...and what ever happened patient-doctor confidentiality, you fucked up doc. i'll see you in court 
