I just hit 315lbs for 3 reps

[thick]

with a spoon

p.s. It's funnier if you say I'm gonna gouge your eyeball out and skull fuck you, just my .02[/QUOTE]

 

[dolfe1]

with a spoon

p.s. It's funnier if you say I'm gonna gouge your eyeball out and skull fuck you, just my .02

[/QUOTE]

lol Good call thick, a rusty spoon at that.

 

[Fast Food]

you are gonna wish you had never mentioned monkey bars

 

[Ian Smith]

Well Ill have you guys know that if I wasnt in the middle of the MLB season and also preparing for NFL training camp both of which I do on the side because I also have an "Icecream Man" business; I would drive my ice cream truck up BOTH YOUR ASSES!!!! HA! Take that.

 

[Fast Food]

Well Ill have you guys know that if I wasnt in the middle of the MLB season and also preparing for NFL training camp both of which I do on the side because I also have an "Icecream Man" business; I would drive my ice cream truck up BOTH YOUR ASSES!!!! HA! Take that.

you cant fit anything in my ass there hoss.... try dolphes he gets the PT on a daily basis.....




OH JESUS CHRIST.... MY MODEL GF TRIED TO FUCK AROUND BACK THERE, I DAMN NEAR BEAT HER ASS.... she did say recieving the peoples thumb was like getting a viewers choice award.... she calls it the PEOPLES CHOICE AWARD!

 

[bearze34]

YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF AND PISS DOWN YOUR NECK.... I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND SKULLFUCK YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKER...... I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!

This was a crazy thread. Who the fuck is this pussy manuel hung? He jumps on here and ats like a badass on the comp arguing with some dipshit that claims he gained 200 lbs. of bench in a few months or whatever. Why do these computer cowboys even bother? Nobody believes that bullshit. I am trying to picture moneyman right before he fucks his old lady....

moneyman: honey,am I a badass?

old lady: yes you are, you are tougher than most at 5'2" 137

moneyman: but, you slapped the shit out of me the other night and made me cry!

moneyman: wait until I see that manuel hung....I'll kick his ass

old lady: Ummmm...lets err on the side of caution...I have no doubt he is a big a bitch as you are but you should sit this one out

moneyman: But.......

old lady: DID YOU HEAR ME???<Slap> Don't argue with me!!!! If you are good I might let you try on my new panties. Now get over here and clean between my toes...WITH YOUR TONGUE!!

moneyman:<crawling to her toes> Yes, ma'am...Ummmmm...If I lick them good can I have some sex afterwards?

old lady: Don't ask me that you piece of cow dung....If you are lucky, I may let you masturbate to your favorite Olsen Twins action figures, the ones that look like them when they were in Full House

moneyman: OOOOOOOOOO....thank you ma'am....I am excited already.

 

[Fast Food]

lmao

 

[Manuel_Hung]

Bearze....u should write those paper back romance novels....u got a way with words....ur funny

 

[ren]

YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF AND PISS DOWN YOUR NECK.... I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND SKULLFUCK YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKER...... I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!

This was a crazy thread. Who the fuck is this pussy manuel hung? He jumps on here and ats like a badass on the comp arguing with some dipshit that claims he gained 200 lbs. of bench in a few months or whatever. Why do these computer cowboys even bother? Nobody believes that bullshit. I am trying to picture moneyman right before he fucks his old lady....

moneyman: honey,am I a badass?

old lady: yes you are, you are tougher than most at 5'2" 137

moneyman: but, you slapped the shit out of me the other night and made me cry!

moneyman: wait until I see that manuel hung....I'll kick his ass

old lady: Ummmm...lets err on the side of caution...I have no doubt he is a big a bitch as you are but you should sit this one out

moneyman: But.......

old lady: DID YOU HEAR ME???<Slap> Don't argue with me!!!! If you are good I might let you try on my new panties. Now get over here and clean between my toes...WITH YOUR TONGUE!!

moneyman:<crawling to her toes> Yes, ma'am...Ummmmm...If I lick them good can I have some sex afterwards?

old lady: Don't ask me that you piece of cow dung....If you are lucky, I may let you masturbate to your favorite Olsen Twins action figures, the ones that look like them when they were in Full House

moneyman: OOOOOOOOOO....thank you ma'am....I am excited already.

THAT SHIT IS PRICELESS!!

 

[Ian Smith]

THATS IT!!! Im gonna kick some ass,,, hoss... (Ian Squats down into Kung fu style squat which signifies that somebodies getting ready to get their ass whooped from the Kung fu squating position which Ian has just squated into) Lets fight!