OK, I am in Iowa which is exactly half way. I will referee and videotape it. Sounds good? good. Now there are no rules except dont bring any weapons or friends. just fists and an attitude. I can arrange for it to be in a corn field, bean field, alfalfa field, hay field, pasture, crp, or in the timber. Let me know. No worries about LE either. I can uplink the video straight to Hogg, Phreezer, and MK to score the fight. Last man standing wins. However, the judges have final say on whether a rematch is warranted. If a rematch is warranted, than the loser is allowed to continue talking shit until the next fight. If not, than the loser must never speak up again on meso. He will be all of our bitches and target of hate jokes.