I saw a naked lady today

[ramboj70]

I have a account with this hotel to clean there rugs in the rooms, I get 7.00 per room and it takes me 10 min to do a room, I dont move the furniture, well I have a key to get into all rooms, LOL only for that day then I give back. well maid service gives me a list every 10 min or so on rooms that are vacant, well one of the rooms was supposed to be vacant, I open the room and push my ninja carpet machine into do the room, I get the hot water from the shower using a 5 gal bucket, the room looked empty all lights were off, I open the bathroom door and holy shit a naked lady just climbing out of the shower, buck ass naked and wow did she have a nice body, she gave off a little scream, then stopped. I love women when they just get out of the shower and are all wet, my fucking cock got hard fast, I said oh my god lady I am really sorry this room was supposed to be empty, she had not put her towel on yet, she said my husband just went to check out and I was to meet him in the lobby, I turned my head and said i am so sorry, and shut the door. I still went to clean the carpet in the room, but this one I took my old sweat time, it took me 30 min to do it, she came out 5 min latter. with her towel around her and grabed her clothes. she came right back out, and I kept working, she started to talk to me so i turned my machine off. She said dont worrie about it, mistakes happen, I said crazy things like this happen to me alot. and I am so sorry. she just smiled, I really wanted her to say do you want to fuck my pussy and suck my titties, i would of said hell yes you sexy bitch. you guys might not beleive this but it is true, I cant get her naked body out of my head, all i keep seeing is her wet titties with big hard nipples and a nice trim pussy with the tan to go with it, I went home a jacked off but she is still in my head, and the funny thing was right when she was leaving I gave her my business card. boy I hope she calls wanted me to munch her rug. when I was looking at her I got this cold chill going through me body,

 

[4545]

thats great hahahahahaha

 

[dolfe1]

rambo if you had half a brain you would carry a camera with you everywhere you go.

 

[Adogg4]

naked chicks rule

 

[Massive690]

rambo.... did you ever know that you're my hero?

 

[MJM]

So was she flirting with you?If so that sounds promising if she lives near you at all.

 

[Meat Train]

I can actually see her screaming just out of the shower, and then a few minute slater she says,"Well, since you're here you can always ram that horse cock into my tight wet pussy before my husband realizes I am late"
Just like a porno. Next time, make her think that she is in a porno-- take your shirt off while vacuuming, drop some condoms secretly on the floor and then pick them up and put them on the bed asking if they were hers.
You just have to put her in the mood!

 

[MJM]

Wow, you sound like you may be Peter North in disguise!

I can actually see her screaming just out of the shower, and then a few minute slater she says,"Well, since you're here you can always ram that horse cock into my tight wet pussy before my husband realizes I am late"
Just like a porno. Next time, make her think that she is in a porno-- take your shirt off while vacuuming, drop some condoms secretly on the floor and then pick them up and put them on the bed asking if they were hers.
You just have to put her in the mood!

 

[Tank01]

well at least she has your number ;-)

 

[AirBorne]

bravo Marine!

 

[Shockrock3]

Classic.....the funniest part is that everyone here would def. go home and jack off if the same thing happened to them. I personally would just do it right there as soon as she left...just spluge on the T.V. screen and leave.

Shock

 

[Psychotic]

Classic.....the funniest part is that everyone here would def. go home and jack off if the same thing happened to them. I personally would just do it right there as soon as she left...just spluge on the T.V. screen and leave.

Shock

Thats what i would have done. Prolly while she was there

 

[ramboj70]

Thats what i would have done. Prolly while she was there

well I just woke up from sleeping andall i did was think about her naked body, I think I had a wet dream, LOL I am rubbing one out to her right now. damn I just cant get her out of me head

 

[Chip Bronson]

rambo, you are so rude bro. the least you could've done was let the woman hold your cock or something. she was obviously looking to do something along those lines.

 

[esco]

rambo, if you cleaned the rooms in your speedos she wouldnt have been able to say no.

 

[redgsr]

This is fucking funny shit

 

[crewboss]

rambo you gotta think 1 step quicker. when she asked you why you were there you should have said "to run my hose across your hot, wet rug" which would have been the truth but if she was a pig you would have been balls deep in 2 minutes flat. good work anyway, you should buy a hidden camera and start a website. you could call it "Rambo's Hoes" or "Ramming with Rambo" and make some big money lol.

 

[Chip Bronson]

i like the way you think crew!!! rambo, you getting all of this. this could be the big break you've been waiting for....

 

[dolfe1]

rambo you gotta think 1 step quicker. when she asked you why you were there you should have said "to run my hose across your hot, wet rug" which would have been the truth but if she was a pig you would have been balls deep in 2 minutes flat. good work anyway, you should buy a hidden camera and start a website. you could call it "Rambo's Hoes" or "Ramming with Rambo" and make some big money lol.

There you go rambo, remember what I was talking about last night, ten bucks an hour, five for the homeless chick.

 

[crewboss]

that's right, fucking brilliant. rambo all those years of shampooing may have just paid off. i can see it now: "Hotel No-Tell", a Ram-bone Production.