I Took the Plunge! I've Made My First Order!!!

If I were you I wouldn't touch that shit, until you research for at least 6 months...You don't even have a PCT in your protocol, you're fucking up on high speed!!!
 
With you it's always the same shit. Either some monosyllabic dribble or inane insult. You calling anyone retarded is highly ironic in this context.
Not only highly ironic- it is accurate and efficiently explains the root cause of this worthless thread. Thankfully I never ran across any of your insignificant, whiny drivel in any other threads, but I can say that I hope you have a successful cycle that culminates in an infection that slowly kills you and in your last breath you wonder if this thread was time well spent. Do I sound angry? Eh. Just angry at people like you infesting this board as of late that just post to hear themselves talk- you offer nothing, beg for advice you ignore and then skip around bragging you did what you wanted anyways. Fuck off. Die slow.
 
I don't think u did it research in regards to the gh

Ok I'll concede that. Thanks for stating your point politely. I sorta threw the HGH in there because of the deal that was going on at Pharma. I thought I might as well grab it; even if I don't need it now, I'm sure it will come in handy at some point down the road.
 
OP, I know Ive been hard on you before. But since you already purchased, i'll try to help you out.
First off, the AAS you bought wont help YOU. You should get some estrogen pills. Not anti-e, but estrogen.
Take those as prescribed by a doctor. Since you already have the body stats of a female, whine like a female, and obviously have no nuts, why not go all the way? Make sure to make a log so we can follow a long on your journey.

P.S. Im sure your parents will be happy that you are becoming the woman they knew you could be. Since im sure theyre disappointed in you as a "man"
 
Not only highly ironic- it is accurate and efficiently explains the root cause of this worthless thread. Thankfully I never ran across any of your insignificant, whiny drivel in any other threads, but I can say that I hope you have a successful cycle that culminates in an infection that slowly kills you and in your last breath you wonder if this thread was time well spent. Do I sound angry? Eh. Just angry at people like you infesting this board as of late that just post to hear themselves talk- you offer nothing, beg for advice you ignore and then skip around bragging you did what you wanted anyways. Fuck off. Die slow.

Wow Brutus79 has responded to my thread! I feel honored. I am not been sarcastic here.

I used to lurk this forum before I joined, and I must say I thoroughly enjoyed reading your trademark caustic posts.

You seem to take special pride in eviscerating newbies like me. You wear it like a badge of honor. To be honest I now feel like an official member of Meso now that you have taken the time out of your day to give me a dose of your notoriety.

Thanks Brutus :)
 
OP, I know Ive been hard on you before. But since you already purchased, i'll try to help you out.
First off, the AAS you bought wont help YOU. You should get some estrogen pills. Not anti-e, but estrogen.
Take those as prescribed by a doctor. Since you already have the body stats of a female, whine like a female, and obviously have no nuts, why not go all the way? Make sure to make a log so we can follow a long on your journey.

P.S. Im sure your parents will be happy that you are becoming the woman they knew you could be. Since im sure theyre disappointed in you as a "man"

Only if you promise to give me some of that big dick after I complete the transition. But you gotta take it easy on me Jay, I'm real tight bro.
 
Maybe this will help. I'm new here, and have never used aas. I've considered it lately as I'm getting back into lifting. If I were to start, I would only use test e by itself for a first cycle.
Despite how I may look today, I'm not a stranger to the gym. I've been working hard for about 6 weeks now, and getting back into the swing of things.
Am I ready for aas? Nope. I need to first prove to myself that I'm committed to this process, and build a good foundation again. This will take months, and that's if I can gain like I used to.
You gave up after a month. You say you can't afford the food you'd need to get there naturally. Do you think you won't have to eat a lot to pack muscle on with aas? You'll need more than you will to do it naturally.
What I think you're trying to do is build a tall building with no foundation. It may work for awhile, but it's going to come crashing down.
These guys are hard on you because they're taking the time to try and help you, but you just seem to ignore them and do what you want anyway. If you aren't going to take their advice, why ask? I'd be pissed too.
Good luck.
 
Maybe this will help. I'm new here, and have never used aas. I've considered it lately as I'm getting back into lifting. If I were to start, I would only use test e by itself for a first cycle.
Despite how I may look today, I'm not a stranger to the gym. I've been working hard for about 6 weeks now, and getting back into the swing of things.
Am I ready for aas? Nope. I need to first prove to myself that I'm committed to this process, and build a good foundation again. This will take months, and that's if I can gain like I used to.
You gave up after a month. You say you can't afford the food you'd need to get there naturally. Do you think you won't have to eat a lot to pack muscle on with aas? You'll need more than you will to do it naturally.
What I think you're trying to do is build a tall building with no foundation. It may work for awhile, but it's going to come crashing down.
These guys are hard on you because they're taking the time to try and help you, but you just seem to ignore them and do what you want anyway. If you aren't going to take their advice, why ask? I'd be pissed too.
Good luck.

Fair assessment overall. Thanks for your input.
 
All the information you need is on this site, use the search function. The people here will help you if you do some research on your own and really need help. Your 1st post just proved your lazy and you even outed your source. Any time of research on this site teaches you to keep certain things to yourself. Good luck with your cycle.
 
If you think gear will turn you from a bitch to a beast without any prior traning you're in for a sad reality check.

Hell, the first 2 years of me hitting the weights was damn near a waste of time because I had no idea what I was doing, much like you.

No amount of steroids would have changed that. It took research and mostly time to learn how my body reacted through trial and error before I started making real progress.

But hey, it wasn't my money. Pin that shit and pop those pills and waste your time and cash on a pretty expensive lesson in life. Seems like you need it.
 
Sadly this guy acts like a troll and isn't one o_O. I hope everything works out for you I think you need a ton of research and an attitude adjustment but I hope it works out for you. People like you are the reason steroids are illegal which is why I hope it works out don't want another stattistic on the anti steroid bandwagon.
 
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