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joe shmoe

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so picture the scenario. this morning i'm on my way to work and figure i'll stop off at McDonalds for a quickie breakfast. i'm a bit chilly, tired, and hungry. as i'm about to walk into the joint, i see a little old lady on her way out. i figure OK, i'll hold the door open for the old hag. so there she is, 4 feet from the door, and dragging her ass along...shuffling those decrepid old feet along the tiled floor. now, i get cranky when i'm hungry, and dammit...I WAS HUNGRY!! so i'm cursing her out in my head, thinking that if she doesnt hurry along i'll pull her dentures out. she get to the threshold an STOPS!! she picks her head up and looks at me. takes her time putting her head down and continues moving forward. she steps over the threshold, stops again, looks up at me and i can see her grey freeking hairs on her chinny chin chin. i'm ready to bust the old broads hip because she's getting in the way of my egg McMuffin sandwich when she calmy and quietly says..."you'll make a good husband.". ofcourse any crankyness i had just got washed away and i smiled from ear to ear :D. how can you stay mad at an old woman who just says that to you??? well needless to say that was the start of a nice day.

have a nice day
 
joe shmoe said:
so picture the scenario. this morning i'm on my way to work and figure i'll stop off at McDonalds for a quickie breakfast. i'm a bit chilly, tired, and hungry. as i'm about to walk into the joint, i see a little old lady on her way out. i figure OK, i'll hold the door open for the old hag. so there she is, 4 feet from the door, and dragging her ass along...shuffling those decrepid old feet along the tiled floor. now, i get cranky when i'm hungry, and dammit...I WAS HUNGRY!! so i'm cursing her out in my head, thinking that if she doesnt hurry along i'll pull her dentures out. she get to the threshold an STOPS!! she picks her head up and looks at me. takes her time putting her head down and continues moving forward. she steps over the threshold, stops again, looks up at me and i can see her grey freeking hairs on her chinny chin chin. i'm ready to bust the old broads hip because she's getting in the way of my egg McMuffin sandwich when she calmy and quietly says..."you'll make a good husband.". ofcourse any crankyness i had just got washed away and i smiled from ear to ear :D. how can you stay mad at an old woman who just says that to you??? well needless to say that was the start of a nice day.

have a nice day
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Joe you sound a bit high strung these days:)
 
Their reflexes and bodies just won't respond the way we would like,,,They take their time thinking things out,,,She was really appreciating you Joe and enjoying your moment of helpfulness,,,Sounds like my Mom all over again,,,Hey Bob I don't appreciate that humor,,,Its a form of prejudice,,,VDC
 
I held the door open for this hot MILF about 35-40 fake boobs and all she was bangin

she looks at me and says whatever??? And does that shit with her hair like she is a dime peice!

F##K her!!!!
 
Joe? You OK?
Damn dude, I always have this secret rage going on in my head! I just want to fucking start killing slow people.
I'll be on the road and some fucking idiot is hanging back from the traffic like a 1/4 mile, and I'm thinking of the ways I could flay the meat off of their bones! Don't they know I have a giant workout I'm going to, which is about a million times more important than their entire pitiful life could add up to!
The fucking nerve of these mortals.
Kill them all, eat them for lunch, Good protein!

(maybe I should cut back a little)
GB
 
yeah...i'm fine. i didnt "hate" the old woman, its just the way i talk. i RARELY get into a rage.

VDC....i realized her appreciation the moment she said it :). she suddenly went from a hairy chinned old oman to a cute littleold lady. old people are cool sometimes.

the moral of the story was how a simple sentence can change your whole outlook.

have a nice day
 
joe shmoe said:
yeah...i'm fine. i didnt "hate" the old woman, its just the way i talk. i RARELY get into a rage.

VDC....i realized her appreciation the moment she said it :). she suddenly went from a hairy chinned old oman to a cute littleold lady. old people are cool sometimes.

the moral of the story was how a simple sentence can change your whole outlook.

have a nice day
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good story bro ...it's always nice to have a good start to the day ...

btw-your moral is better then mine. i was going to say, not by the hair on my chinny chin-chin. :)
 
joe shmoe said:
so picture the scenario. this morning i'm on my way to work and figure i'll stop off at McDonalds for a quickie breakfast. i'm a bit chilly, tired, and hungry. as i'm about to walk into the joint, i see a little old lady on her way out. i figure OK, i'll hold the door open for the old hag. so there she is, 4 feet from the door, and dragging her ass along...shuffling those decrepid old feet along the tiled floor. now, i get cranky when i'm hungry, and dammit...I WAS HUNGRY!! so i'm cursing her out in my head, thinking that if she doesnt hurry along i'll pull her dentures out. she get to the threshold an STOPS!! she picks her head up and looks at me. takes her time putting her head down and continues moving forward. she steps over the threshold, stops again, looks up at me and i can see her grey freeking hairs on her chinny chin chin. i'm ready to bust the old broads hip because she's getting in the way of my egg McMuffin sandwich when she calmy and quietly says..."you'll make a good husband.". ofcourse any crankyness i had just got washed away and i smiled from ear to ear :D. how can you stay mad at an old woman who just says that to you??? well needless to say that was the start of a nice day.

have a nice day
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Sounds like she was flirting with you :D , too bad you missed that one, she's probably a very experienced women. :(
 
Fast Food said:
bacon, egg, and cheese mdgriddle for life baby!!!! for lifeeeeeeeeee
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Joe ,
what did you wind up getting for breakfast?
i usually get one bacon,egg& cheese biscuit, one sausage mcmuffin w/ egg, two hash browns, and a large orange juice. mmmmm, can't stop thinking about mcdonalds.

fidobuster.
 
so, joe, i'm reading the post and just itching to get to the part where you crack the old broad in her teeth and then... then you go and put on an ear-to-ear grin? bro, are you on pct with double clomid? have you done gone soft on us?... lol...

and don't think i didn't pick up on the fact that you were scamming to pick the old broad up, take her back home and throw a good ole fashioned banging... i've got your number tough guy.... :D
 
funniest part about this is that the old lady was talking about joe making a good husband in a gay marriage. We are talking about NewYork and all :D
 
thick said:
funniest part about this is that the old lady was talking about joe making a good husband in a gay marriage. We are talking about NewYork and all :D
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bua-hahahaha
 
All this talk about McDonalds-- Is this still a bodybuilding site?

OK-- maybe if they triple the eggs and drop the bacon.
 
joe shmoe said:
joe making a good husband in a gay marriage.

ouch!! :eek:

LOL...thats funny.

have a nice day
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Joe how come you are so "Ghetto" compared to the other mods? I think thats a good thing though.The only other ghetto mod is Hogg :)
 
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