If you could fuck any chick you wanted...

[jolter604]

Just tell her all women love it in the ass - it’s how I got her. Your curtains suck too

Sorry man, I couldn’t pass this opportunity up!

I want to put curtains on her culo ahahhahaha

 

[Villain]

I want to put curtains on her culo ahahhahaha

Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[anonymous_475692]

honestly if i could fuck any chick in the world rn it would be this girl @ Mercurial Mouse tbh

 

[Villain]

honestly if i could fuck any chick in the world rn it would be this girl @ Mercurial Mouse tbh
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But it had to be in a 10x12 shed with 6 down syndrome ppl in there watching, could you do it?

 

[bigpoppachump2]

What I'm getting from this is; you SAY you want that ass, but you don't really want that ass.

Let's be real, who here doesn't take shits bigger than a cucumber on a regular basis?

if it was a one time deal like: take the cucumber up my ass once and then I'm granted a lifetime pass to that sweet little asshole of hers then I'm game absolutely. If its one for one then I just dont know lol. Mostly cause I don't feel like having a defiled cucumber just sitting around the bedroom waiting for us to finish up, it would fuck me up if I looked over and saw it while i was about to bust nuts lol

 

[Mdrock98]

Lol of course. I’d bang

Anywhere, anytime.

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Lol of course. I’d bang

Anywhere, anytime.

Pffft... she’s like 50 dude!

 

[Ultimatepip]

This would be my choice!

 

[LeoTC]

Pffft... she’s like 50 dude!

Plus she has a face that screams perpetual milk breath. No thanks.

 

[LeoTC]

if it was a one time deal like: take the cucumber up my ass once and then I'm granted a lifetime pass to that sweet little asshole of hers then I'm game absolutely. If its one for one then I just dont know lol. Mostly cause I don't feel like having a defiled cucumber just sitting around the bedroom waiting for us to finish up, it would fuck me up if I looked over and saw it while i was about to bust nuts lol

I mean, one for one being until you cum.

I would assume that your turn would come later or the next night. But hey, you might dig it too.

-\('_')/-

PS - I now feel the urge to write a story about a dude haunted by a defiled cucumber, Telltale Heart style. So thanks, itll be an Amazon best seller I'm sure. XD

 

[Ridethelightningbarefoot]

Absolutely. No questions asked

 

[Mdrock98]

Pffft... she’s like 50 dude!

Lol I’d still hit. Just to say I nailed her.

 

[Mdrock98]

Plus she has a face that screams perpetual milk breath. No thanks.

Lol alright alright. You got me. [emoji1787]. Here you go.

 

[bigpoppachump2]

This would be my choice!View attachment 130565

She wasnt my choice before I opened this thread today but shes my choice now too!!

 

[bigpoppachump2]

Pffft... she’s like 50 dude!

And still a strong 8 so what's your point? LoL

 

[Villain]

And still a strong 8 so what's your point? LoL

She looks way better than any of the Kartrashian’s, that’s for sure.