I'm back and I ate that ass

Ronin_ said:
I agree it does give them a cant get what you want quality, which would drive me mad lol, but honestly what is her reasoning? Because shit comes out?? Well it's your dick that's going in lol, and blood comes out the pussy.

You know I once fucked a girl with such a butt fucking fetish, she had an enema every morning, and followed a high fibre diet to keep her ass clear lol, freaky. butt fun.

She has a couple of arguments but the most notable one is that she does not want to wear depends when she gets older. Now, frankly, looking at my junk, I would not want that thing in my ass and I'm twice the size of her.....so I can kinda understand. And that is not a machismo comment or anything, I was just endowed with quite a bit of girth.
 
Hogg said:
She has a couple of arguments but the most notable one is that she does not want to wear depends when she gets older. Now, frankly, looking at my junk, I would not want that thing in my ass and I'm twice the size of her.....so I can kinda understand. And that is not a machismo comment or anything, I was just endowed with quite a bit of girth.
Hey, Ive seen some pictures of women with coke cans up their ass, so I know it'll fit!
 
Bob Smith said:
Hey, Ive seen some pictures of women with coke cans up their ass, so I know it'll fit!

exactly! and the depends thing, that happens to the freaks in porn who get double fisted, there's no proof at all with just butt fucking. I would follow Chip's advice, she won't remember a thing, then after 5 years of doing it weekly when she is unconscious you can present the proof that it's harmless and more to the point you want it, and she has the choice of relenting, or living the life of agent Starling in Hannibal, perpetually drugged so she is under your control. Though that would interfere with her ability to cook and clean
 
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Ok some details. She was very wild. She liked getting rammed from behind and she would reach around and finger her own ass as I was pounding her. I have fucked a few girls in the ass and dont really care for it so I just kept to the good shit. Especially since she has such a gusher of a clamshell. She sprays over and over like a water sprinkler. Definitely a great experience. Took a lot of pics also but she made me delete them. I have a couple i can post but nothing cool :( . Also, she made me blow my load in her mouth when we were done. Everyone needs a doctor like her lmao. Even on the way to the bars she was fingering herself and grabbing my hand and making me finger her. She wanted to fuck in the ocean but the water was so damn cold that i dont think mr. happy wouldve supported the idea. I will say that she didnt even try to touch my ass. What a great weekend. She might be coming to see me in a couple of months. take care brothers
 
Bob Smith said:
Hey, Ive seen some pictures of women with coke cans up their ass, so I know it'll fit!

Bob you have quite an extensive knowledge of things pornographic. I don't even know where I would have to go to find a picture of a woman with a Coke can up her ass. Frankly, I don't want to know. :eek:
 
hey Mr Thick welcome back. You got back just in time as Mr Smith was post whoring like hell to catch up to you while you were gone. How was that bar you were talking about?...............11
 
Rod said:
Bob you have quite an extensive knowledge of things pornographic. I don't even know where I would have to go to find a picture of a woman with a Coke can up her ass. Frankly, I don't want to know. :eek:
Usually finding those pics are by accident. I havent even searched for porn for at least a good 3 weeks or more.
 
Floribama was a great time. There were some hot chics there and it was really neat. Unfortunately I was only there for a few hours b/c my chic was so fucking horny we had to go back to the room for round 10. I am anxious to go there again alone and pick up some of those hot southern girls. It was a nice change from the clubs and bars I go to
eleven11 said:
hey Mr Thick welcome back. You got back just in time as Mr Smith was post whoring like hell to catch up to you while you were gone. How was that bar you were talking about?...............11
 
I am not yound by any means but am single and still no how to have fun. It was a great time. I am a lil worn out though. Tomorrow I will try to post a couple of pics. The good ones got shit canned :(
finafreak said:
Damm Thick,you had a good time bro,.To be young again and single :(
Thanks sharing bro.


fina :cool:
 
thick said:
Floribama was a great time. There were some hot chics there and it was really neat. Unfortunately I was only there for a few hours b/c my chic was so fucking horny we had to go back to the room for round 10. I am anxious to go there again alone and pick up some of those hot southern girls. It was a nice change from the clubs and bars I go to


Nice bro. The Floribama is most definitely a great place. I was there last May getting my buddy hitched to his southern bell, and had a great time as well. From what I hear the weather down there in the past week has been great too. Glad to hear you had a good time, I'm itchin to get back down there to hit the small ball and seek out some southern trim. Man are the ladies fine down there..
 
weather was beautiful. On my drive down there I had to take my shirt off and have the windows down b4 i got out of missouri. it was 60 some there and I got some stares. By the time I hit miss. it was in the 80's and stayed in the mid 70's during the night and upper 80's during the day. The women's personalities were awesome also. Not as snobby as here. I really liked the crowd at floribama. Totally different than what I am used to and sick of.
crewboss said:
Nice bro. The Floribama is most definitely a great place. I was there last May getting my buddy hitched to his southern bell, and had a great time as well. From what I hear the weather down there in the past week has been great too. Glad to hear you had a good time, I'm itchin to get back down there to hit the small ball and seek out some southern trim. Man are the ladies fine down there..
 
thick said:
weather was beautiful. On my drive down there I had to take my shirt off and have the windows down b4 i got out of missouri. it was 60 some there and I got some stares. By the time I hit miss. it was in the 80's and stayed in the mid 70's during the night and upper 80's during the day. The women's personalities were awesome also. Not as snobby as here. I really liked the crowd at floribama. Totally different than what I am used to and sick of.
nice to see you had fun bro, cant wait to see those pic,
 
originally posted by thick:
did not lick the ass.


:( :( very disappointing.

oh well...atleast you had a good time. who cares if most of us here are disappointed. i'm going to go and cry in the corner now.

have a nice day
 
joe shmoe said:
originally posted by thick:
did not lick the ass.


:( :( very disappointing.

oh well...atleast you had a good time. who cares if most of us here are disappointed. i'm going to go and cry in the corner now.

have a nice day

Thick came back with a fury, he must of had 100 posts yesterday. :eek:
 
dolfe1 said:
Thick came back with a fury, he must of had 100 posts yesterday. :eek:
No shit!Took him a while to answer hes post :D He knew Bob was nipping at hes heels,its goin to be a close one. :D


fina
 
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