I'm going to cook for the first time please help me

[Badboy177]

hello, it's my first time to cook steroids, can you tell me the important details and help me?
for now i want to cook testosterone propionate testosterone enanthate and deca
Can you write me step by step and help me, what is the melting point of these products?
I will buy a magnetic stirrer, what should be the features that I should pay attention to in the magnetic stirrer?

 

[Btcowboy]

Not to be a dick but if your asking basic questions, maybe it's not the best time for you tontry brewing.
Spend some time in the home brew section, lots of info there

 

[klokke23]

You've been watching breaking bad one time too many. It's not "a cook"
There are walkthroughs on the forum.

 

[Demondosage]

You've been watching breaking bad one time too many. It's not "a cook"
There are walkthroughs on the forum.

Hahahahhaa, you mean it shouldn’t be done in a camper in the middle of some desert with a hazmat suit on?

 

[Badboy177]

yes but I still haven't figured out how many minutes and how many degrees I need to cook for testosterone propionate

 

[Slowww]

when I first cooked I think the most important thing was making sure I have all the correct materials.

Once you’ve got all your PTFE filters, vials, flasks, graduated cylinder, screw top Erlenmeyer flask, stirrer, a good pump syringes etc. and an autoclave you’re almost ready to go. If you don’t have an autoclave just use an oven.

For oven:
Take your propionate and you’re gonna want to weigh out about 250 grams, next you can slice it on the cutting board and put it on some foil. I like to add nutmeg, parsley, drizzle some lemon, garlic cloves, and of course ample amounts of chili powder. I like it spicy, and I also add black pepper and sea salt. Oops don’t forget BA, and BB. Ba 1-2% BB 18-19%. Before I put my testosterone in the oven I also like to get my rice in the rice cooker too. Weigh it uncooked, I eat 70 grams. Takes about 40 minutes for rice to cook, so put it in a little before starting the oven.

Now you don’t want to overcook your test but you don’t want it to be raw either, so I’m gonna recommend about 25 minutes at 230 degrees Celsius so you don’t get food poisoning. If you like it a little crispy, that’s ok too but you don’t want to dry it out or else it won’t taste so good.

You can put broccoli in too or steam it and it’s fine with just some salt, pepper, lemon and vinegar.

BOOM! You’re done ready to eat!

Just look on the homebrew forum, if you look at the stickies you should find enough info to get it done.

 

[Badboy177]

when I first cooked I think the most important thing was making sure I have all the correct materials.

Once you’ve got all your PTFE filters, vials, flasks, graduated cylinder, screw top Erlenmeyer flask, stirrer, a good pump syringes etc. and an autoclave you’re almost ready to go. If you don’t have an autoclave just use an oven.

For oven:
Take your propionate and you’re gonna want to weigh out about 250 grams, next you can slice it on the cutting board and put it on some foil. I like to add nutmeg, parsley, drizzle some lemon, garlic cloves, and of course ample amounts of chili powder. I like it spicy, and I also add black pepper and sea salt. Oops don’t forget BA, and BB. Ba 1-2% BB 18-19%. Before I put my testosterone in the oven I also like to get my rice in the rice cooker too. Weigh it uncooked, I eat 70 grams. Takes about 40 minutes for rice to cook, so put it in a little before starting the oven.

Now you don’t want to overcook your test but you don’t want it to be raw either, so I’m gonna recommend about 25 minutes at 230 degrees Celsius so you don’t get food poisoning. If you like it a little crispy, that’s ok too but you don’t want to dry it out or else it won’t taste so good.

You can put broccoli in too or steam it and it’s fine with just some salt, pepper, lemon and vinegar.

BOOM! You’re done ready to eat!

Just look on the homebrew forum, if you look at the stickies you should find enough info to get it done.

sorry if i used the wrong word

 

[Villain]

yes but I still haven't figured out how many minutes and how many degrees I need to cook for testosterone propionate

What do you even have at this moment to begin brewing? While @Slowww was being facetious, he is correct about having all of your things on hand.

 

[Btcowboy]

What do you even have at this moment to begin brewing? While @Slowww was being facetious, he is correct about having all of your things on hand.

Exactly further to my comment he definitely should NOT be brewing at this point in time. He appears to be no where near ready, or competent enough to brew yet.

 

[Badboy177]

What do you even have at this moment to begin brewing? While @Slowww was being facetious, he is correct about having all of your things on hand.

I bought everything needed I just want to consult you about buying a magnetic stirrer

 

[Villain]

Exactly further to my comment he definitely should NOT be brewing at this point in time. He appears to be no where near ready, or competent enough to brew yet.

Reading and researching is a lost art.

 

[Villain]

I bought everything needed I just want to consult you about buying a magnetic stirrer

Cheap magnetic stirrers can be found on both eBay and Amazon. Honestly, very minimal heat is required for most hormones. You can find a good hot plate for $55 and less.

 

[Badboy177]

I've done a lot of research, I've been using steroids for 10 years, I've been researching for brewing for about 2 years, I just want help from people who have experience because it's a really serious job.

 

[Badboy177]

Cheap magnetic stirrers can be found on both eBay and Amazon. Honestly, very minimal heat is required for most hormones. You can find a good hot plate for $55 and less.

I understand, but are mixers without heater feature useful?

 

[Canine]

I've been researching for brewing for about 2 years

You haven't been able to find the melting temp of testosterone enathate, in 2 years? Like what is that, a 15 second google?

 

[Badboy177]

You haven't been able to find the melting temp of testosterone enathate, in 2 years? Like what is that, a 15 second goo

You haven't been able to find the melting temp of testosterone enathate, in 2 years? Like what is that, a 15 second google?

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different vendors confused me that's why i'm asking

 

[Slowww]

sorry if i used the wrong word

No worries dude I’m just joking and trying to point you in the right direction. your questions were just too broad and you really should search more before you try, it’s not something you want to fuck up.

 

[Villain]

I understand, but are mixers without heater feature useful?

Depends on what you’re making and how much you’re making. If you’re making oral suspensions and just want to use it for the mixing function, then yeah, the non heat function is great. If you’re strictly brewing injectables, you’ll want some heat. Just an FYI - when it comes to economical plates, I’ve actually found the one with the heating on/off option cheaper than the one without.

 

[Badboy177]

Depends on what you’re making and how much you’re making. If you’re making oral suspensions and just want to use it for the mixing function, then yeah, the non heat function is great. If you’re strictly brewing injectables, you’ll want some heat. Just an FYI - when it comes to economical plates, I’ve actually found the one with the heating on/off option cheaper than the one without.

i have testosterone propionate testosterone enanthate and deca right now i will just do them

 

[Canine]

different vendors confused me that's why i'm asking

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