Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

[janoshik]

Thanks! I wonder if that wallet address expires.

Let me know if it worked then! Thank you.

@janoshik can you implement trodacor anonpay.

so i can pay testing in XMR and you recieve your preferred crypto

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some vendors with focus on opsec will likely appreciate

Noted.

 

[Dial It In]

@janoshik - trying to go through the new online ordering process and having an issue. I have some samples that a vendor will be paying for. In the past, the order workflow allowed me to queue up the order details and then get an order ID and BTC wallet address. I could relay that to the vendor who would make payment and I could handle the rest of the order details. Is there a way to do this via the website?

Dang Crispy you shilling now and on the inside lol. They sent you those pristine samples lol. JK

 

[funsizedtrouble1234]

@janoshik

Good job on the new site! The UX is much better and its cool to see you place so much focus on the employee's

 

[Walter Hype]

I thought I was being phished with this site when your workers emailed me. Nice upgrade and way easier to order!

 

[crispybacon!]

Dang Crispy you shilling now and on the inside lol. They sent you those pristine samples lol. JK

I know you’re joking, but just to clarify- I have some GH from a vendor not on this site that tested very high for another customer. I volunteered to send in a couple of vials because I had some of their kits laying around. They agreed to prepay, is all.

I’m all about testing, so if I vendor is going to pay for it up front, I’m never going to turn down that offer.

 

[Dial It In]

I know you’re joking, but just to clarify- I have some GH from a vendor not on this site that tested very high for another customer. I volunteered to send in a couple of vials because I had some of their kits laying around. They agreed to prepay, is all.

I’m all about testing, so if I vendor is going to pay for it up front, I’m never going to turn down that offer.

100 percent agree. Yeah had to throw in the JK some high E2 to start the year around this place. Good work though getting that set up

 

[crispybacon!]

Let me know if it worked then! Thank you.
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@janoshik - It worked, partially. Initiated order, wallet link was shared with third party. Payment went through (have confirmation). But order continues to show unpaid, so I can’t move forward with the order. I’ve sent an email on this as well.

 

[janoshik]

@janoshik - It worked, partially. Initiated order, wallet link was shared with third party. Payment went through (have confirmation). But order continues to show unpaid, so I can’t move forward with the order. I’ve sent an email on this as well.

We'll be on it.

 

[janoshik]

Who had a natural disaster in their Bingo? Because we're having one. Goddamn.

 

[janoshik]

@janoshik - It worked, partially. Initiated order, wallet link was shared with third party. Payment went through (have confirmation). But order continues to show unpaid, so I can’t move forward with the order. I’ve sent an email on this as well.

DM me name, time and order ID please.

 

[Photon]

Hi @janoshik

We're seeing more and more siloxane contamination in the GCMS..it doesn't look good..I understand your lab is busy but for $170 could we at least rerun if siloxane turns up?

Just this link alone we have 4/4 GCMS with it..

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Jan 12, 2026

I gotta give credit where credit is due. Two and half days from time of payment to arrival. In all my years, I have never seen anything like this. Was practically like amazon.

I always send samples to Jano and assuming that they come back good these guys will have a very dedicated customer.

this took longer than I intended to get done and even longer for me to get around to posting, but here are the results. Everything tested really well except for the deca which was about 25mg per ml short (tbh im not even mad given how everything else tested and how quick and responsive these...

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[janoshik]

but for $170 could we at least rerun if siloxane turns up?

We do.

I'll try to have it cleaned with the tears of my employees.

 

[dinfar1337]

Hi @janoshik

We're seeing more and more siloxane contamination in the GCMS..it doesn't look good..I understand your lab is busy but for $170 could we at least rerun if siloxane turns up?

Just this link alone we have 4/4 GCMS with it..

2

MESO-Rx Sponsor Post in thread 'Primal Pharma - US Domestic'

Jan 12, 2026

I gotta give credit where credit is due. Two and half days from time of payment to arrival. In all my years, I have never seen anything like this. Was practically like amazon.

I always send samples to Jano and assuming that they come back good these guys will have a very dedicated customer.

this took longer than I intended to get done and even longer for me to get around to posting, but here are the results. Everything tested really well except for the deca which was about 25mg per ml short (tbh im not even mad given how everything else tested and how quick and responsive these...

• 2023rebuild

• 

is that research grade mct oil or am i tripping from all the siloxanes? domestic oil my ass

 

[TyLu17]

@janoshik Could you please help? I'd like to order an isotretinoin raw test from the new website. It's no longer listed there, but it was on the old site. Has it been discontinued this year? Or will there be an update?

Unfortunately, support has not responded to my question since Tuesday.

Thank you.

 

[janoshik]

Hello,

unfortunately, not all tests are on the website now. I have served you through email for now, apologize about that.

The emails keep bumping up in the mailbox and we're having a difficult time keeping up at 2000 emails a day, my apologies about the temporary customer care degradation.

 

[TyLu17]

Hello,

unfortunately, not all tests are on the website now. I have served you through email for now, apologize about that.

The emails keep bumping up in the mailbox and we're having a difficult time keeping up at 2000 emails a day, my apologies about the temporary customer care degradation.

No problem at all.

I've already received your email and made the payment.

Thank you, you're doing a great job and are indispensable to our community!

 

[Photon]

Dam the raw data cost just went up..from $5 to $20 lol

 

[Photon]

We used to filter only cloudy peptides, but we now filter everything, after we confirmed on thousands of samples, that it does nothing to the result, while preventing expensive maintenance.

Hi Jano

What type of filters do you use for peps?
PVDF vs PES? or PTFE?
Most of us use PES here but i believe some have mentioned PVDF.

Do you see any difference in testing between the other? (or have you just stuck with one?)

 

[janoshik]

Hydrophilic PTFE

 

[Vanargandar]

Hydrophilic PTFE

What'd you just call me?