joke time

[dolfe1]

Tell me what you think esco

The State Trooper

A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about two Miles north of the PA/MD state line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler, and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at the Zembo Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him, he would not give him a ticket.

The driver told the trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler stated that he could, so the trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind The patrol car, a drunk got out, and watched the performance briefly.

He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door, and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my butt to jail, cause there's no way in the world I can pass that test."

 

[Chip Bronson]

lmfao... drunk and stupid too....

 

[dolfe1]

lmfao... drunk and stupid too....

Just thought I'd add this

 

[bigpmp]

Just thought I'd add this

Why would you add something so hideous? That is awful. Looks like some of the old bags I teach with.

 

[Chip Bronson]

dolfe, you're fucking disgusting bro. i just threw up my breakfast...

 

[dolfe1]

dolfe, you're fucking disgusting bro. i just threw up my breakfast...

Hey a buddy sent it to me so I just though I'd pass it on.

 

[PUMPED]

nasty shit

 

[Chip Bronson]

good thinking bro. thanks. but, just for the record, i'm never going to be able to put any weight on if you keep sending those pics man.... lol....

Hey a buddy sent it to me so I just though I'd pass it on.

 

[dolfe1]

good thinking bro. thanks. but, just for the record, i'm never going to be able to put any weight on if you keep sending those pics man.... lol....

lmao Check out my Turn it to ABC thread, there's a pic in there that might inspire you.

 

[esco]

good one dolfe, i needed a good joke this morning!

here's one back ...

his guy just bought a new car so he is opening it up on the road flying .... in the mean time he doesn't notice a trooper gets behind him and turns on his lights ... well the guy still flying down the road faster and faster, finally notices the trooper and pulls over ... the trooper walks up to the guys car and says, "i have had a very long day and really do not want more paper work, so if you can give me a good reason why you were speeding and didn't stop for me for so many miles, i'll let you go. but it better be a damn good reason" ... so the guy looks the trooper in the eyes and says, " last week my wife ran away with a state trooper. i thought you were him trying to give her back!

trooper smiles ... "slow down & have a good night sir"

 

[dolfe1]

lmao Good one esco.

 

[thick]

lmao good one esco. Dolfe, i will give you a 2 on yours. Very disappointing

 

[big rob]

I hate to post this since some of you may get offended but what the hell.....


They just found out why Michael Jackson was dangling that baby over the balcony......

He was shaking the cum off of it......

 

[esco]

lmao good one esco. Dolfe, i will give you a 2 on yours. Very disappointing

thanks thick, how have you been bro? damn dolfe thick has it in for you and your jokes.

btw-rob that was funny, just the mental image grossed me out

 

[thick]

lmfao, very possible with that sick ugly cunt

I hate to post this since some of you may get offended but what the hell.....


They just found out why Michael Jackson was dangling that baby over the balcony......

He was shaking the cum off of it......

 

[crewchief]

dont know if this is a repost but what the hell!
have a nice day.



After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided that 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.



So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.



The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.



The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."



"Trust me," said the doctor.



So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

1

2

3

4

5

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.



This procedure also works in Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas, West Virginia and most places in Texas

 

[maxx]

I hate to post this since some of you may get offended but what the hell.....


They just found out why Michael Jackson was dangling that baby over the balcony......

He was shaking the cum off of it......

lmfao!

maxx

 

[big rob]

Okay, here's another one.....

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.......


And that was just the first guy........

 

[dolfe1]

Okay, here's another one.....

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.......


And that was just the first guy........

You really like those sick jokes don't you rob, lol hey thick nice avatar.

 

[thick]

esco, things are going good. how bout u? Crewchief, not bad. better than dolfes on this thread but dolfe buried your ass with his joke today.