esco
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thick said:
im doing good, i'd be better if you find those pics from the girl that you hung out with down south that time!
persistence is everything! thick-you have big plans for memorial weekend?
MESO-Rx
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im doing good, i'd be better if you find those pics from the girl that you hung out with down south that time!
persistence is everything! thick-you have big plans for memorial weekend?
big rob
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Yup, I find sick shit funny....... You want more??????
thick
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my son has a baseball tourney so I will be coaching or concession standing alot on fri. and sat. SAt. night i will probably go back home. My sis and her son are moving back for the summer and will be back sunday or monday hopefully. Probably come back to work around tuesday lol
The pics lol. She says she is planning on coming up this summer for a few days. I will be a little sneakier and get some better ones or keep the good ones w/o deleting them lol. U doing anything fun? we will probably have a couple more tornadoes the way things are looking
The pics lol. She says she is planning on coming up this summer for a few days. I will be a little sneakier and get some better ones or keep the good ones w/o deleting them lol. U doing anything fun? we will probably have a couple more tornadoes the way things are looking
esco said:im doing good, i'd be better if you find those pics from the girl that you hung out with down south that time!
milesfan
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Newly wed Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on de jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I says Bell two', you jump on de bed.
When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped
naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree', and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?"
She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire
Bell 1 rings - we put on de jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I says Bell two', you jump on de bed.
When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped
naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree', and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?"
She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire
thick
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lol, lot of good jokes out there
She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire[/QUOTE]
She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire[/QUOTE]
esco
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thick-probably just going to have a lazy weekend and bbq .... i also think my nephew has a track meet.
okay, keep her away from the camera, it was like she knew what you were going to do.
okay, keep her away from the camera, it was like she knew what you were going to do.
thick
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lazy ones can be a blast. Hope the weather is nice. we normally get cold and rain it seems on memorial
esco said:
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unbeknowing to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again--- that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outs ide and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that!
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth, and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"
Unbeknowing to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again--- that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outs ide and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that!
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth, and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"
thick
New Member
Oh shit 
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"[/QUOTE]
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"[/QUOTE]
Meat Train
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Alright, I'll add to this thread.
*How do you know you're gay?
---You bend over and see 4 balls.
*If you're not supposed to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
Two Priests are peeing next to each other, when one notices a nicotine patch on the others penis.
He says "Hey, what are you doing with a nicotine patch down there? It goes right here, on your arm."
The first priest says "Oh, really it's been working great. I'm down to two butts a day."
*How do you know you're gay?
---You bend over and see 4 balls.
*If you're not supposed to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
Two Priests are peeing next to each other, when one notices a nicotine patch on the others penis.
He says "Hey, what are you doing with a nicotine patch down there? It goes right here, on your arm."
The first priest says "Oh, really it's been working great. I'm down to two butts a day."
dolfe1
Banned
lmao!
thick
New Member
nice additions
*How do you know you're gay?
---You bend over and see 4 balls.
Two Priests are peeing next to each other, when one notices a nicotine patch on the others penis.
He says "Hey, what are you doing with a nicotine patch down there? It goes right here, on your arm."
The first priest says "Oh, really it's been working great. I'm down to two butts a day."[/QUOTE]
*How do you know you're gay?
---You bend over and see 4 balls.
Two Priests are peeing next to each other, when one notices a nicotine patch on the others penis.
He says "Hey, what are you doing with a nicotine patch down there? It goes right here, on your arm."
The first priest says "Oh, really it's been working great. I'm down to two butts a day."[/QUOTE]
FTW
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A pic for shits and grins.
patsfan
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One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike said "Yes I did."
She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500."
So Mike thought about this financial situation and said O.K.
She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then.
Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?"
She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."
Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
Mike said "Yes I did."
She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500."
So Mike thought about this financial situation and said O.K.
She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then.
Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?"
She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."
Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
