Just Shit My Pants!!!!!!!

[SLick]

fucking US marshalls just went buckwild in my building...they unscrewed some lady's hinges to get in her apt...I have no idea what happened...Then they said they may have the wrong apartment...I only have a personal stash and was fucking shitting so bad I couldnt walk out of my apt to go to work...I flushed all my tabs down the toilet...It was fucking 1k thais and 300 halos..
after they left I went by the apt and saw a big letter saying that it was under the possession of the landlord and tenant has been evicted..
DO you believe this shit??
Do US marshalls ever come to get juicers??? I was thinking yes because of it been sent in usps....

 

[Crazedlifter]

Nooooooo!!!
Jump into the toilet bro!

That sucks.

CL

 

[SLick]

it wasnt even us marshalls

it was city marshalls..lol

 

[Paulo]

Shiiiiitttttt

 

[patsfan]

it was city marshalls..lol

Your toilet is gonna be jacked

 

[jamesdal7]

so what were they after? i dont think it was u.

 

[SLick]

not me.

they came to evict a tenant..they drilled out the door hinges...then changed the locks..they were saying they had more apartments to hit so i misinterpeted it thinking they didnt know what they were after...they just were yelling marshalls and banging the door like crazy but the lady left for food shopping....she came back and her shit was all locked up...damn

 

[jamesdal7]

all that riot to just kick someone out??? geeshhh

 

[hardhatarea]

Just for EVERYONES information, the US marshals doesn't go after juicers or labs. They ONLY go after you if you have a federal warrant or if they are part of a joint operation involving your local law enforcement agency. Their main function is prisoner transportation, court security and fugitive recovery. If you're going to be looking out for anyone, look out for your local narcotics unit, the dea, customs or the postal inspectors. If you see those dudes, run like motherfucker...

 

[SLick]

agreed bro

thats what I felt at first...I thought the person was harboring a wanted felon or some shit.....but when they said they need to check other apartments and I couldnt hear what they were saying clearly I was like fucccccckkkkk....cause I just heard them drilling her door out...lol....I was like fuck, maybe they handle the shit cause its sent in the mail but I always thought it was dea and postal inspectors....but US marshals are no fucking joke, trust me, cause my friend was wanted and they blasted his mothers door down and juts tossed the place apart and left....they make FBI look like pe-ons....anyway, these guys turned out to be city marshals and changed the ladys locks and put her door back with a sign saying shes evicted....but what a commotion for that shit....and fucking last week, cops came banging the fuck out ive my door saying police open up immidiately and it was for the people accross from me who had some bullshit domestic dispute.,...You would think i live in the ghetto...lol

Just for EVERYONES information, the US marshals doesn't go after juicers or labs. They ONLY go after you if you have a federal warrant or if they are part of a joint operation involving your local law enforcement agency. Their main function is prisoner transportation, court security and fugitive recovery. If you're going to be looking out for anyone, look out for your local narcotics unit, the dea, customs or the postal inspectors. If you see those dudes, run like motherfucker...

 

[MJM]

LMAO damn man that sucks.I would have done the same thing it would have costed more in attorney fees anyways if you got caught so you did the right thing.Just go get some more.

 

[SLick]

lol...yeah

i had some amps and vials i couldnt flush...and pins...but the fucking tabs wouldve killed me...1400 tabs might be shit to us, but they wouldve acted like i was a kingpin.

LMAO damn man that sucks.I would have done the same thing it would have costed more in attorney fees anyways if you got caught so you did the right thing.Just go get some more.

 

[Crazedlifter]

Your toilet is gonna be jacked

Yeah and it's also gonna rage out on you from all that halo.

Watch your ass! LOL

 

[SLick]

this is a sad day

R.I.P. to my gear......theres gonna be some big rats in the sewers

 

[krom]

R.I.P. to my gear......theres gonna be some big rats in the sewers

lol I was just wondering if any rats or roaches in the sewer will be getting jacked. Let us know if you start seeing any mangled up alley cats in the neighborhood

 

[Ripped100]

LOL, Yep a new breed of Mutant Ninja Turtles - Look out Splinter, Raphael, Donnie, Leo, & Mikey

 

[ramboj70]

they came to evict a tenant..they drilled out the door hinges...then changed the locks..they were saying they had more apartments to hit so i misinterpeted it thinking they didnt know what they were after...they just were yelling marshalls and banging the door like crazy but the lady left for food shopping....she came back and her shit was all locked up...damn

did you invite the bitch in whos shit got locked up? I would of said I guess you can stay at my place tonight, only if you nob on my shaft you dirty little no rent paying bitch

 

[SLick]

damn bro...

fuck no...bitch was nasty as hell....now the bitch who had the cops at my door last week is a diiferent story....the fag next door called the cops to have her thrown out saying she ws trespassing....another fucking racket this caused and the cops were banging the fuck outta my door first by accident.....then they told the girl she had to leave and put all her shit in back bags....girl was cute and i wouldve let her stay here if i were single....i wouldve had her work off her share of the rent..

did you invite the bitch in whos shit got locked up? I would of said I guess you can stay at my place tonight, only if you nob on my shaft you dirty little no rent paying bitch

 

[krom]

Slick where in the world do you live, Hells Kitchen.

 

[SLick]

lol..very close KROM

verrrry close bro..lol