Laser hair removal for steroid monkeys?

I like a certain amount of body hair in the right places (arms/legs/chest/facial stubble etc).

I shaved myself clean from top to bottom once in my early 30s and I felt like a fuckin weird alien so never did it again ROFL.

I shave my armpits with a trimmer coz that's hygienic and reduces sweating and I do the same with my pubes and ass crack for the same reasons but that's as far as I go.

To the OP @supremedonkey:

If it's just an issue on your back and shoulders have you considered professional waxing instead? Much cheaper and quicker with guaranteed results.
And you'll never have a cleaner ass, dangleberries are a real problem for hairy MFers, my wife shaves my back and everywhere I can't reach, can't justify the cost of laser
 
My girl likes my body hair. I was cutting some wood yesterday because we're building a new chicken coop and I had sawdust all over my arms and shoulders and chest. I had her use the leaf blower on my to blow it off and she said. "You should let me do that to you more often, I likes the way it makes your body hair move." I just about cracked up laughing. Then we fucked.

True story lmao. I have been told I have particularly nice body hair though by multiple women... Something about the pattern of it on my abs/chest/shoulders just does it for them. I ain't shaving it off, not now, not nevah!!
 
Listen...I'll wax your back and chest for free. And pubes.
What about butthole? Can't be a smooth boy with a hairy asshole. All the people who,see your asshole will wonder wtf is going on, might even scare them off and cause them to leave the orgy!
 
Listen...I'll wax your back and chest for free. And pubes.

Yeah, but you'd probably also try to fiddle with him at the same to get your jollies freak boy :)

Nothing is off limits with you. If I caught you on a desperate day you would take my cock down the back of your throat and enjoy it ROFL
 
It does grow back, but will be smooth for months up to a year
For women, it can work "permanently". The girls I know......it hasn't grown back. There is some hair that can be there, because it was missed during the treatments, as it wasn't grown in yet.

But the girls I know? That hair is gone, and hasn't come back in like 5 years, so I'm going to call it permanent.
 
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