Yeah it's vinyl flooring. What can I say... I'm a high roller

The condo itself is really nice. Great neighborhood, I only hear gunshots a few times a week, the demolition down the street only takes place between 4am and 3pm so that's nice.
2 gas grills on a nice pavilion surrounding an 8 foot deep pool, just deep enough to keep the little hellions away. Unfortunately, they migrated over to the newly installed dog park and ransacked it. It once housed a very nice agility course for dogs (which I used everyday) until these little shits, without parental supervision, destroyed almost every piece of equipment there is to use.
One time this little kid decided it would be cool to start teasing my dogs (while in the park), so they tag teamed him. My girl grabbed his pant leg and pulled his legs out from underneath him while my boy mounted him and humped the shit out of him. The kid was fucked... my pit was easily 15lbs heavier than him.
I would have called my dogs off, but I was laughing too hard and couldn't breath.