1) clean house-you already did
2)notify your supplier...it's your job to get him the funds and his job to get you the product-if he's a good man he will resend at a later date when you give him the go ahead-chances are that they will return the package to sender (don't know how long it has to sit in the parcel box before they do this though)
3)don't pick up package and if anyone comes to your house to try to deliver, don't accept
4)if anyone starts asking questions-deny, deny, deny some more...can't remember who's advice it was but someone once said that for every question they ask you-ask 3 more back
5)if they leave it on your door step-take a marker and write return to sender...don't touch it and get your prints on it though
6)if you really feel ballsy and really want the package and it has been sitting in the box for a while-have one of your friends get it for you...this is kinda a grey area of the law as to whether or not they can pin it on you or him-you were out of town and he was just checking your mail for you
7)if someone does get it for you-let the fucker sit for a couple of weeks in your corner before you even touch it to open and write in big black letter RETURN TO SENDER in case someone comes nosing around...chances are though if it was a small package they don't want to put the man power in to bust a small fish-however, you need a small fish for bait to catch a bigger fish-being election year everyone wants their face and name in the paper except you.
