Long but worth reading.....

big rob

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This is what Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:

"I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I
believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental
stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for
squirting out babies.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill
someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from
driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no
girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an
opinion.

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.
The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the
United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and
Miss Black America.

Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White
Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens. Jesse
Jackson will be knocking down your door.

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different,
weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in
cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is
the Law of Probability.

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a
newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if
you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you
were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry self if you
threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
"freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified
for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks,
etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other
business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars
to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and
tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their
interpretations.

I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more
dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to
make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's
better, and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy who invented the
Internet to help you.

"I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new
lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me
french fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a
single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be"African-Americans"?
Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a
European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great
grandfather was from Europe.

I am proud to be from America and nowhere else. And if you don't like my point
of view, tough. DON'T PASS IT ON!!"
 
long but good is right. aaaaarrrrrggghhh!!! now you got me going rob and i've gotta into a meeting... :mad: damn. we'll talk later. ;)
 
I'm USA all the way too!! A lot of blacks I know call themselves Black-Americans because, about 12 years ago, I pointed out that they were in fact not born in Africa(and subsequently DIDN'T come over here to become American citizens). That's what an AA is, someone who was a citizen of Africa(by whatever reason)and became a citizen of the United States.
 
MD28 said:
Damn, that was fantastic. If I was a homo, Id give him a reacharound.

MD
You mean, if you were out of the closet, you would offer everyone in the room a reacharound :D

LOL......I guess Andy Rooney is sick of reverse discrimination.
 
Hogg said:
You mean, if you were out of the closet, you would offer everyone in the room a reacharound :D

LOL......I guess Andy Rooney is sick of reverse discrimination.
LOL, stay in the closet, bro....ette.

Wtf is "reverse discrimination?"
 
Bob Smith said:
LOL, stay in the closet, bro....ette.

Wtf is "reverse discrimination?"

Reverse discrimination is where ethnic groups blame the big white devil for all of their woes yet still stand in line to get a handout funded by his tax dollars.
 
Damn Hogg you have a way with words...

Was it Deliverance wheere they said, "You got a mighty purty mouth".....
 
Hogg said:
Reverse discrimination is where ethnic groups blame the big white devil for all of their woes yet still stand in line to get a handout funded by his tax dollars.
I thought that was just called "discrimination?"
 
big rob said:
Thats where you deny someone a reach around due to race or religion......

Actually, I consider reverse discrimination as a dry ass fucking of the white man by ethnic groups.
 
big rob said:
Damn Hogg you have a way with words...

Was it Deliverance wheere they said, "You got a mighty purty mouth".....

LOL....blazing saddles "Gee Mister, you use your tongue prettier than a two dollar whore" :D
 
Hogg said:
Actually, I consider reverse discrimination as a dry ass fucking of the white man by ethnic groups.
And what would YOU know about ass fucking? lol
 
BTW - Just so you guys know, the mexicans are going to reclaim California and texas.....it is only a matter of time.....49% latino vote in LA county....Hah! you lose suckers.

In the same token, where I come from, my people took over New Bedford but I'd erect a fortress wall around the city if the mexicans came to invade it like they've done here. No disrespect and I'm marrying one but the fact that they are more prone than any other race to die on the job kinda supports my belief that 90% of them are not the brightest light bulbs on the shelf.
 

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