Mail order brides

occam said:
What would the amortization period be for something like that?

Also, what about depreciation? Straight line? What if she gets run down quick, how can I estimate her salvage value?

Are organizatsiya interest and STD testing tax deductible?


bump for answers. also on a fair market buyout, i'd like to get a 15% cap. and make her blonde. frequent blow jobs a must. thank you.
 
where do i sign up! bring the world to the thumb... instead of the thumb to other worlds....

yeah those chicks are really hot, but i know a guy who bought one, she did everything for him, theyeven lived on a golf course, but i guess he just couldnt get happy with his life.... he ended it on his back patio. but that was years ago.... he had a hot wifey though!
 
Fast Food said:
where do i sign up! bring the world to the thumb... instead of the thumb to other worlds....

yeah those chicks are really hot, but i know a guy who bought one, she did everything for him, theyeven lived on a golf course, but i guess he just couldnt get happy with his life.... he ended it on his back patio. but that was years ago.... he had a hot wifey though!



FF - "he ended it" meaning he offed himself?
 
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Fast Food said:
where do i sign up! bring the world to the thumb... instead of the thumb to other worlds....

yeah those chicks are really hot, but i know a guy who bought one, she did everything for him, theyeven lived on a golf course, but i guess he just couldnt get happy with his life.... he ended it on his back patio. but that was years ago.... he had a hot wifey though!

bump for more info FF. You know someone that tried it.
 
also is there a waiver i can sign if i get a little aggressive and pop one of her fake titties. Is there a exchange program? How about test drives? Send a few different models and than pick which one to keep.
 
i know someone that hooked-up with an off-the-boat russian chick. it was not done via mail-order. he met her. there a lot of them in my neighborhood over the past 5-10 years. they come here, get gov't aid, scam the insurance companies and become homeowners in a few years, literally. it's sickening especially since my car insurance goes up every year and i haven't had an accident in 15 years except the one where i was hit by a guy who ran a stop sign last august. the reason the rates go up is due to the excessive number of insurance claims that are made in my neighborhood... by russians. they rig fake car accidents and cash in like bandits. the russian lawyers are in on it, etc. they even busted a few of these rings over the past year. anyway, i digress...

my friend met this russian chick and she just squeezed him dry. she was a hottie, the got into 3-ways with other chicks and swung with other couples. he bought her clothing, jewelry, a car, etc. then he lost his job a couple of years ago and, within a few months when the cash dried up, she took off. no note, nothing. he hasn't seen her since. that's a russian chick for ya...
 
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I aint gonna be that stupid. No one will ever take me for what I got again. I was previously divorced and know how it feels to take it in the ass with no vas. Damn x-wife bitch.
 
juicedUp1111 said:
bump for more info FF. You know someone that tried it.



sorry i have been slow on here lately, i am swamped at work.... yeah i knew a guy that did it.... she added years to his life, because he would have ended it a long time ago.... but he was really happy with her, and she was so helpful and supportive and genuinely a nice woman. and reaaaaaaaaaaal hot!
 
thick said:
also is there a waiver i can sign if i get a little aggressive and pop one of her fake titties. Is there a exchange program? How about test drives? Send a few different models and than pick which one to keep.


yeah yeah and none of this vinyl shit, i want mine in black leather. and i'd like to inquire about a loaner program in case i break mine.
 
Chip Bronson said:
yeah yeah 'food.... but did she have a smelly ass? :D


i would have liked to find out... but screwin a dead mans wife... i'd have to think twice on.... and my attention span does not pan out that long.
 
Art Atwood the body builder is from my area and he has a russian wife. She's a hottie too. I think he went over there to meet her then brought her here. Did i mention that she is hot. Not a bad plan if you protect your assets properly.
 
Saw a show on Discovery about them. One bilked this guy dry...FROM RUSSIA!! He kept sending her money because she kept coming up with
"expenses". Then she wanted money for a ticket, and disappeared once he sent it. Phucker kept trying to find a Russian wife, too. Some people will never learn.
 
Well guys I can tell you a little about the Asian order brides. I lived in Thailand for 3 years and I think that ordering or marrying a chick that is looking for a Visa or money or both is a bad idea. I know people out here that have lost hundreds and of thousands of dollars to "instant" wives. To me I couldn't live with a wife always wondering if she married me out of love or to get the hell out of her country. Sure I've heard of a few success stories and there definately are a few. I don't know much about the Russian woman (although there are a lot of Russian Prostitutes that go to Thailand) so I'm not sure if they are the same. I know other guys that have ordered wives and after a while their wife starts fucking the whole neighborhood. For me I'm sticking to the whole dating idea. If you want a girl that's somewhat mentally compatible with you you won't be able to order that through the mail. If you want a live-in maid you can plow then order one up (just be sure you sign a pre-nup).
Jeff
 
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