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Ian Smith

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Has anyone here ever kicked a midgets ass?? Theres a midget that lives down the street from me,,, a real ass,,,, allways mouthing off when I drive by,,"slow down your driving to fast" ,, Ive decided that if the same shit happens tomorrow,,, Im gonna pull over and kick her ass!
 
Ian Smith said:
Has anyone here ever kicked a midgets ass?? Theres a midget that lives down the street from me,,, a real ass,,,, allways mouthing off when I drive by,,"slow down your driving to fast" ,, Ive decided that if the same shit happens tomorrow,,, Im gonna pull over and kick her ass!

You live by a midget, lol that's funny. :D
 
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Ya, but she's not very nice,, nothing like those cute little ones from the wizard of oz..... I bet the bitch has never even danced around with a big ass lollipop in her hands!
 
Ian Smith said:
Ya, but she's not very nice,, nothing like those cute little ones from the wizard of oz..... I bet the bitch has never even danced around with a big ass lollipop in her hands!

Probably hasn't, I hate it when people/midgets don't serve their purpose in society.
 
big louie said:
typical! why do the littlest people have the biggest mouths
The same reason why the smallest guy at the bar is always the one to start shit with the largest guy.
 
lol

dolfe1 said:
Shit I ran into a midget porn site(SHUT UP!) not to long ago, I'll see if I can find it again, I know some will be interested.

Ya, I hate it when I "stumble" across those pages during my nightly search for educational material... ;)
 
Ian Smith said:
Ya, I hate it when I "stumble" across those pages during my nightly search for educational material... ;)

Oh shit this is better then midget porn!!! Hey Ian is this chick anything like your neighbor?

http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=bullhump.asf
 
Ian Smith said:
I guess Ill have to take your word on it,,, I cant get it to open.

Don't feel bad, thick will come in here tomorrow morning and it wont work for him either. It's a clip of a midget bullfighting, the bull knocks the midget on her stomache and starts humping her, he's even got his tallywhacker ready.
 
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dolfe1 said:
Don't feel bad, thick will come in here tomorrow morning and it wont work for him either. It's a clip of a midget bullfighting, the bull knocks the midget on her stomache and starts humping her, he's even got his tallywhacker ready.


THANK GOD IT WOULDNT OPEN! I dont want anything getting in the way of the Texas Tech swim team dreams Im sure Ill have tonight.
 
midget

Maybe if you give her inches and feed her well, she fall in love.

Hell, she might even let you chunk her ass across the room a few times.


I wish I had me a midget to chunk across the room

PPP
 

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