Midgets

[shredalean]

Don't feel bad, thick will come in here tomorrow morning and it wont work for him either. It's a clip of a midget bullfighting, the bull knocks the midget on her stomache and starts humping her, he's even got his tallywhacker ready.

LMFAO!!!!!!


Shit that was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen! Then when the big guy goes over and pulls the "bull" off her!

Hysterical!!!

 

[thecore4]

In high school my get rich idea was that I would get midgets and send them into space and make midget space porn. Weightless midget sex always seemed fascinating to me. lol

 

[Ronin_]

I am writing a screenplay based on the love affair between a 4 foot female shop assistant, and male thalidomide victim. Both have respect and admiration in their own seperate lives, but their love means society's tolerance, and food on shelf access is tested

 

[chris gordon]

ok ...true story here....i havent beaten up a midget, but my friend did one night....the midgets friend Biscuit went to get us some cocaine......the midget stayed with us, his friend never came back with our dope or money, well the midget guesses hes in trouble so he tries to attack the driver of the car, my friend in the backseat with the midget, throws the midget out on the ground, then proceeds to beat the shit out of him.....wasnt really a pretty sight, and this midget was supposed to be a badass

 

[dolfe1]

ok ...true story here....i havent beaten up a midget, but my friend did one night....the midgets friend Biscuit went to get us some cocaine......the midget stayed with us, his friend never came back with our dope or money, well the midget guesses hes in trouble so he tries to attack the driver of the car, my friend in the backseat with the midget, throws the midget out on the ground, then proceeds to beat the shit out of him.....wasnt really a pretty sight, and this midget was supposed to be a badass

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA, this midget is supposed to be a badass, that is fucking hilarious!

 

[chris gordon]

all true man.....i forgot to mention this happened in like '89 or '90 and ive been clean from rec stuff for over 3 years

 

[dolfe1]

ok ...true story here....i havent beaten up a midget, but my friend did one night....the midgets friend Biscuit went to get us some cocaine......the midget stayed with us, his friend never came back with our dope or money, well the midget guesses hes in trouble so he tries to attack the driver of the car, my friend in the backseat with the midget, throws the midget out on the ground, then proceeds to beat the shit out of him.....wasnt really a pretty sight, and this midget was supposed to be a badass

I'm changing that to my sig, that's one of the funniest statements I have ever heard.

 

[chris gordon]

im serious though the midget used to wrestle in our little local wrestling thing...his name was little Joe.....he got choked out and and was saying HEP ME...HEP ME

 

[dolfe1]

im serious though the midget used to wrestle in our little local wrestling thing...his name was little Joe.....he got choked out and and was saying HEP ME...HEP ME

Like the cheezy ass wwf local shit you see on cable access, or was it real wrestling? Did you ever wrestle in it, did you ever wrestle the midget and if so was he strong? I saw a normal size chick wrestle a midget on Howard Stern once and the midget kicked ass.

 

[chris gordon]

local rinky dink shit...inever wrestled...supposedly midgets are strong because they have somewhat heavy musculature on very shortlimbs which gives them great leverage....but shitty reach

 

[dolfe1]

local rinky dink shit...inever wrestled...supposedly midgets are strong because they have somewhat heavy musculature on very shortlimbs which gives them great leverage....but shitty reach

I've probably only seen a couple of midgets in my life. I'd feel weird hanging out with a midget. One of my buddies saw mini me in vegas and said mini me had chicks all him.

 

[dolfe1]

I've probably only seen a couple of midgets in my life. I'd feel weird hanging out with a midget. One of my buddies saw mini me in vegas and said mini me had chicks all him.

Any other weirdos here have midget stories?

 

[thick]

i cant get it to open?

 

[dolfe1]

Don't feel bad, thick will come in here tomorrow morning and it wont work for him either. It's a clip of a midget bullfighting, the bull knocks the midget on her stomache and starts humping her, he's even got his tallywhacker ready.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

[STNCLD]

Ian, Could this be a prelude to another Bumbles thread?

 

[Phreezer]

Rotflmao!!!!

 

[Ian Smith]

,,,

Ian, Could this be a prelude to another Bumbles thread?

Oh Lord, I hope not.....

I had a buddy in college that I lifted with,, a power lifter, He was a pretty big dude,,, and was obsessed with female midgets,,, I was walking into the bar one night and he came running up to me,,, he said there was a female midget in the bar and he had been buying her drinks, so naturally I had to go and visit with them while this was going on.... It was the funniest thing I think ive ever seen,,,,, watching a 6' 300lb man macking on a migdet all night.... He didnt get with her,,,, thank god for her sake