My chest meals are like sex on the 1st date, they just happen!!

Demondosage

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I don’t plan them anymore and they aren’t even that special. The cheats just sort of happen out of nowhere when I feel depleted and my body needs something extra, it may be once every week or once every 10 days, who knows. I don’t plan this gigantic celebration all week leading up to a day where I have an off diet meal, I honestly don’t even think abt it much. I’m too lazy to run out half the time so I eat bullshit I find in the house, snacks my wife brings in here for her and my son! Today was leg day, I was wiped out! Today’s cheat was a few handfuls of captain crunch cereal, 3 chobani yogurts, some Cheetos and 1 sleeve of Girl Scout thin mint cookies. I had to go in my sons room to hunt down the Cheetos and Girl Scout thin mints, he hides that shit so it doesn’t get eaten, but I still manage to get it once in awhile! Anyways, it just dawned on me that my cheat meals sort of suck because I just go for whatever is available here when I fall to shit! I wish it was as thoughtful as lasagna or something like that, but it’s really just bullshit. And it just happens, like sex on date #1!! Does anyone else live this when it comes to a cheat meal?
 
There’s a planet fitness near my work and the Girl Scouts put their booth right in front of it this year lol. I was like that was an incredibly smart move, Catch all the fatties coming out of hamplanet fitness. Strange they didn’t put one in front of golds gym???

Those Girl Scouts aren’t stupid lol
 
I don’t plan them anymore and they aren’t even that special. The cheats just sort of happen out of nowhere when I feel depleted and my body needs something extra, it may be once every week or once every 10 days, who knows. I don’t plan this gigantic celebration all week leading up to a day where I have an off diet meal, I honestly don’t even think abt it much. I’m too lazy to run out half the time so I eat bullshit I find in the house, snacks my wife brings in here for her and my son! Today was leg day, I was wiped out! Today’s cheat was a few handfuls of captain crunch cereal, 3 chobani yogurts, some Cheetos and 1 sleeve of Girl Scout thin mint cookies. I had to go in my sons room to hunt down the Cheetos and Girl Scout thin mints, he hides that shit so it doesn’t get eaten, but I still manage to get it once in awhile! Anyways, it just dawned on me that my cheat meals sort of suck because I just go for whatever is available here when I fall to shit! I wish it was as thoughtful as lasagna or something like that, but it’s really just bullshit. And it just happens, like sex on date #1!! Does anyone else live this when it comes to a cheat meal?
Lol my family hides food from me as well. Anything they want they like, they keep somewhere else.

I just eat at the moment. As long as my macros hit in what i have planned, i dont care what it is that makes that happen. Vut meals, not a fan of snacks. But things like pastas, take out, as long as i dont go over my macros, i will go for it. No candy though.
 
You need to up your cheat meal game.

That's a rookie cheat meal.

If you don't worry for a few minutes, while laying in bed with a stomach ache, that you might had just undid 8 weeks of dieting in one meal... you did it wrong.
 
You need to up your cheat meal game.

That's a rookie cheat meal.

If you don't worry for a few minutes, while laying in bed with a stomach ache, that you might had just undid 8 weeks of dieting in one meal... you did it wrong.
I know man, I feel cheated out of cheat meals a lot because I settle on bullshit!! I’m too lazy to go back out and get something decent so I’m like a scavenger in the house, lol
 
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