My FARTS smell so damn TERRIBLE....

[dolfe1]

LOL, the dreaded sneak attack!

Luckily Ive been rather fresh smelling since I dropped eating a pound of brocolli a day. Holy shit was that bbaaaaaaaadddd!!

Never like brocoli, so I wouldn't know, everyone seems to claim nasty farts as the result though.

 

[Fast Food]

trust me i sit their trying not laugh, as the stench lingers around the airplane....its to funny though

on the same kinda topic...have you bros ever used those little metal whistlers that you stick in an exhaust pipe and the cars whistles and sounds like a fan belt is loose? Try to stick one in your friends car and drive around with him and not laugh.... every time he gets on the gas it starts making the nose...funniest prank in the world

i did that to my old roommate when he bought his trail blazer, that was real funny, he was like... "I JUST BOUGHT THIS SHIT!" .... i also was the innagural first fart in his car.... he didnt like that much cause he said he had been keeping it in for as long as he can and the first time i got in it.... i got in, sat down and farted reeeeeeeeeeeal loud, he was like WTF!!!!

 

[Fast Food]

Never like brocoli, so I wouldn't know, everyone seems to claim nasty farts as the result though.

OH MAN BROCCOLI FUCKS ME UP.... thats why whenever i go out to dinner, and i know i'm gonna get laid soon or head at least i try not to eat broccoli, unless i dont give a shit about the bitch.... then i'll eat it and blow her away... its funny to see her hair be blown in the wind!

 

[PUMPED]

hahaa

fuck bro your killing me with this shit

 

[bigmik44]

Yeah I know what you guys are talkin about and so does my gf. She says it's not even human anymore! I gotta walk around with a can of citrus splash and keep one at work. I eat about 1.5 lbs of raw broccoli per week and some tuna all day. Bad combo. Acidophollus seems to help. Also read that a half a gram of ginger with each meal helps. Gonna try the ginger. This is bad.

 

[Fast Food]

Yeah I know what you guys are talkin about and so does my gf. She says it's not even human anymore! I gotta walk around with a can of citrus splash and keep one at work. I eat about 1.5 lbs of raw broccoli per week and some tuna all day. Bad combo. Acidophollus seems to help. Also read that a half a gram of ginger with each meal helps. Gonna try the ginger. This is bad.

what.... do you blow out like ginger bread farts or something? if so.... sniffing your ass may make gentle strength a little hungry..... or at least get a sweet tooth

 

[bigmik44]

what.... do you blow out like ginger bread farts or something? if so.... sniffing your ass may make gentle strength a little hungry..... or at least get a sweet tooth

Yes, little delicate ginger bread farts! Gentlestrength? Not here, bro.
Enough of this faggotree!!!

 

[ramboj70]

My farts have smelled so damn terrible as of late its not even funny. I eat the 6 egg whites every morning out of the container.... i think its called something like Pepetti All Whites.... well my farts around now everyday come out reaaaaaaal warm and smelling like those damn eggs when they are cooking...

it got so bad last week that when my cubicle buddy (we have big cubicles but it doesnt matter, its potent) was out of town, my chair stunk so damn bad that I said screw this and had to change chairs.... I know for a fact when she got back yesterday and sat down she HAD to have been like, "oh my god what is going on, i think i'm going to die, what is this... serine gas from Iraq???" I know this because everytime i used to sit down it smelled like i was farting because the smell got so bad that i tried to smother it in my seat and i guess it got stuck in the foam cushion.... well yesterday I had the opportunity to get a nicer lombard chair so i took it.... well already today the same thing is happening... but when i let it go instead of trying to trap it into the seat, its so damn bad that i feel like the window washers outside can smell it.... those damn egg whites!

and on top of that, my boss must think i either never do work or just fuck around all the time, because i have to piss at least once or twice every hour and to get to the bathroom i have to pass her door..... my body is dying!

how are y'alls farts doin?

hey fat food its not your farts that smell, its your thumb from ramming it in a fat girls ass, you got poop poo on it bro, clean it and that should take care of your problem

 

[Fast Food]

hey fat food its not your farts that smell, its your thumb from ramming it in a fat girls ass, you got poop poo on it bro, clean it and that should take care of your problem

maybe that will take care of the taste too.... since i still havent gotten out of the sucking of the thumb stage either.... farts have subsided for now....

 

[Bob Smith]

Yeah I know what you guys are talkin about and so does my gf. She says it's not even human anymore! I gotta walk around with a can of citrus splash and keep one at work. I eat about 1.5 lbs of raw broccoli per week and some tuna all day. Bad combo. Acidophollus seems to help. Also read that a half a gram of ginger with each meal helps. Gonna try the ginger. This is bad.

A pound and a half a week is nothing. I was eating 7 pounds a week! I had to repaint the ceiling above my desk and in the stairway going up because of it!

 

[Fast Food]

A pound and a half a week is nothing. I was eating 7 pounds a week! I had to repaint the ceiling above my desk and in the stairway going up because of it!

I CAN NOT EVEN FATHOM THAT! i would be walking around like a bubble boy or something.... how can a bubble boy administer the PT???? IT CANT!!! 7 lbs of broccolli impedes on the advancement of the most explosive move heard round world.... hence I will not be venturing in that amount of frozen vegetable-goodness.

 

[Bob Smith]

Oh, there was some explosions to be heard, trust me!

And it was fresh broc, not the yucky frozen variety

 

[bigmik44]

A pound and a half a week is nothing. I was eating 7 pounds a week! I had to repaint the ceiling above my desk and in the stairway going up because of it!

Holy shit! How many full stalks is that? I go thru 4-5 full stalks a week. That must be a half cart at the grocery store. Tell ya what tho, my last blood test results were perfect. My previous results were alt 199, asg 93 or the other way around. Doctor wanted me to go for a liver biopsy. I said no way, watch ths middleman!
Really, how many stalks is that?

 

[Bob Smith]

It was at least a stalk a day, I dont know since I didnt cook it. Jewel did/does all my cooking.

"I said no way, watch this middleman!"

LMAO!

 

[Fast Food]

well i dont have the egg farts today..... but its because when i woke up at 5 am, my girl was horny so i had to take care of business till about 540.... then i said fuck it i'll just get something at work.... so i had a very healthy helping of scrambled eggs, grits, tiny amount of potatoes and onions, and small amount of hash browns..... SOOO HEALTHY..... yet no farts!

 

[dolfe1]

Pt?

 

[Fast Food]

Pt?

no i told her, she would get it either friday or saturday ....