My Random Rant

[Grizzly]

What? I don't get it, but the answer is no. I have a hard enough time getting her to eat Grizzly food, but she's coming around.

I have to wonder at how the hell this thread devolved into this. It's funny as hell.

 

[Rod]

edit.

I do need to quit drinking!

 

[Bob Smith]

"LMAO!! omg you guys are hilarious!!

Give her the People's Thumb (TM), knuckle deep, and say "Do you smelllllllllllll what the Rock is cooking?!""

Just make sure that you don't smell what the Rock already cooked.

LMFAO!!! Thats GOTTA be the quote of the day!

"And lots of lube, otherwise she'll be screamin (and crying) from the pain."

My g/f has butt juices. No lie. I thought we'd need some lube, but she's got butt juices. Just like a homo. FreakyFreddy must have taught her something.

She should see a doc about that, it aint normal.

 

[Grizzly]

I win!!!

I think the butt juices might just be sloppy crotch that dripped on down. Mixed with my saliva it makes for easy penetration.

 

[Fast Food]

I normally give the randoms the Peoples Thumb (TM) when I don't feel like nailing it anymore, so most of the time it is the last time that I bang her out. Back in college I coined the term after watching WWF and hearing the peoples elbow cause I just gave the thumb to 2 diff. girls in one week. It got to a point that when I came down the stairs my roommates wouldnt ask me if I hit it or not, they would give me a thumbs up with a question mark on their face and I would either give them a thumbs up or down, whether or not they recieved it. HOWEVER! I do have a funny story about the P T ! It all began when I found out this girl that I knew sweated my nuts started talking shit about me. I decided well I'll make it seem like I want her, then I'll take her home and dig some guts. After a night of fun, I decided..... 'IT WAS TIME' !!!! I proceeded to turn her around and give her some smoothe thrusts make her feel all sexified and once she got nice and relaxed it began...... I stuck my thumb in my mouth (before the PT) lubed it up all nice and pretty, shiney if you will, gave my jenna jameson & brianna banks poster a thumbs up and gave her the peoples thumb.... well this girl was like "ohhhh its gonna get kinky huh?" SO then I get pissed cause I was hoping for like "what the hell are you doing" then I would have fun with it.... so then I got the bright idea. I don't know how I got it, but i decided this girl wants to talk trash then let her.... I shoved that thumb so far up her ass that she was snot rocketing stink nuggets.... pulled that thumb out and kept hitting it doggy style and then it happens......................................

I reached around front and gave her the dirty sanchez right across that upper lip just right so she could smell it and tried to wipe whatever i had all over her lips. BOY she jumped up like a bat out of hell, screamin all kinds of "you fucking asshole, you are such a di*k, blah blah blah" while I'm sitting there laughing my ass off telling her to talk shit about me again!!! She ran downstairs got in her car and left, and I had a wonderful story to share with the roomies..... I need to start making index cards and finger printing all the Peoples Thumbs (TM) administered throughout the years and just write their name above the thumbprints for memories.

Sincerely,
Fast Food

 

[Ronin_]

Lmfao!

 

[thick]

I normally give the randoms the Peoples Thumb (TM) when I don't feel like nailing it anymore, so most of the time it is the last time that I bang her out. Back in college I coined the term after watching WWF and hearing the peoples elbow cause I just gave the thumb to 2 diff. girls in one week. It got to a point that when I came down the stairs my roommates wouldnt ask me if I hit it or not, they would give me a thumbs up with a question mark on their face and I would either give them a thumbs up or down, whether or not they recieved it. HOWEVER! I do have a funny story about the P T ! It all began when I found out this girl that I knew sweated my nuts started talking shit about me. I decided well I'll make it seem like I want her, then I'll take her home and dig some guts. After a night of fun, I decided..... 'IT WAS TIME' !!!! I proceeded to turn her around and give her some smoothe thrusts make her feel all sexified and once she got nice and relaxed it began...... I stuck my thumb in my mouth (before the PT) lubed it up all nice and pretty, shiney if you will, gave my jenna jameson & brianna banks poster a thumbs up and gave her the peoples thumb.... well this girl was like "ohhhh its gonna get kinky huh?" SO then I get pissed cause I was hoping for like "what the hell are you doing" then I would have fun with it.... so then I got the bright idea. I don't know how I got it, but i decided this girl wants to talk trash then let her.... I shoved that thumb so far up her ass that she was snot rocketing stink nuggets.... pulled that thumb out and kept hitting it doggy style and then it happens......................................

I reached around front and gave her the dirty sanchez right across that upper lip just right so she could smell it and tried to wipe whatever i had all over her lips. BOY she jumped up like a bat out of hell, screamin all kinds of "you fucking asshole, you are such a di*k, blah blah blah" while I'm sitting there laughing my ass off telling her to talk shit about me again!!! She ran downstairs got in her car and left, and I had a wonderful story to share with the roomies..... I need to start making index cards and finger printing all the Peoples Thumbs (TM) administered throughout the years and just write their name above the thumbprints for memories.

Sincerely,
Fast Food

That was f'n hilarious. snot rocketing stink nuggets. Lucky I am not eating or I would SFOM. Ha ha.

 

[thick]

You need to remeasure your pecker. The butt juices are actually digestive enzymes that are slowly turning you into a sheman

I win!!!

I think the butt juices might just be sloppy crotch that dripped on down. Mixed with my saliva it makes for easy penetration.

 

[spookaroo]

How do you get someone to at least try it......I should have forced the issue when we were dating, but I thought I would have plenty of time to get to it....Now I just don't give a damn

Peoples Thumb??? Clinically speaking of course. I find the best success happens when you slip it out of one and ease it into the other... Its called finesse, and just cause your on steroids don't mean you have to be barbaric about it.

 

[peytonpaw]

great

Damn that was a great story....I guess I am going to have to find me a 70 yr.old woman so I can get me some ass

 

[Fast Food]

Peoples Thumb??? Clinically speaking of course. I find the best success happens when you slip it out of one and ease it into the other... Its called finesse, and just cause your on steroids don't mean you have to be barbaric about it.

BARBARIC NOTHIN!!!! Hey the ones I actually want to be with don't get it, but it adds to the fun when its just a random hook up or a one night stand, gotta be wild. If wild is confused as barbaric well CONAN I AM.....

THUMBS UP!!!!!!!!