Nano Labs US Domestic

Nano Labs

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Hello and welcome to Nano Labs US domestic source introduction.
My two brothers and I have been home brewing and sourcing locally for the past two years and have now decided to branch out into the jungle of online sales.

We do not create or sell anything that we wouldn’t put into our own bodies. All of our products are produced in the upmost sterile manner available to an average home brewer. We use .22um filters with a peristaltic pump. We offer both MCT and GSO on every product.

We take privacy and security very seriously. Order information will be deleted once the package has been marked delivered. We must insist that you do not post pictures of our products and do not discuss our packaging methods on the open forum.

Please use proton mail when emailing. Minimum order is $100. Bitcoin is our only accepted form of payment. Shipping costs will be waived during our introductory offer. $10 thereafter. To make our introductory offer better - one free vial will be added to each order. The free vial will be chosen at the discretion of our packager and will depend on current stock quantity. The free vial will match products in your order. Please specify MCT or GSO for both payed and free products. The introductory offer will end 2 weeks from today.

Test P 100: $15
Test C 250: $25
Test E 300: $30
Sust 250: $35
EQ 300: $30
Deca 300: $35
NPP 100: $25
Mast E 200: $45 [OUT]
Tren A 100: $40
Tren E 200: $45

Currently we do not have oral products available. We stopped producing them early on due to the lack of demand. We will consider producing them again if our online customers show enough interest.

Please keep in mind that we hold down full time jobs in addition to our home brewing business and will reply to your email as soon as we are available.
We do not give out tracking numbers. We will be happy to check the status of your package at your request if 5 days have passed beyond sending your shipped confirmation.

We look forward to hearing from you: Nanolabs1@protonmail.com
 
Hey um…. Where’s the lab testing on your products? Are you familiar with the shit we typically request from UGLs?

Oh fuck, and I just noticed you didn’t post any pictures of your products or of your lab. Damn, that’s not good either.

Well, it would appear to me that you’re tossing an email address up just to see how many bitcoins you could scam for the weekend. Meth habit or heroin?

Yea, this intro sucks. I think I’ll do a hard pass. You need to provide more. What do you say you quietly close up and disappear until you’re better prepared? I think that would make the most sense. Otherwise you’ll be flooded with repetitive questions that ultimately don’t matter until you get your shit tested. Total waste of time. That could drag on for months with very limited sales but exposure to LE because this is an open forum. Is that really what you want to do?

oh, you and your three brothers? The Triple B brothers?
 
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Silly

you need

-pic of stock
-Pic of lab with crumpled meso paper
-Pic of wife tit (your or any of your sister in-laws will suffice)
-raw hormone testing paid with your own dola
-you say ya sterile but are ya? Show us you are, you target brand t-shirt wearin steroid dealer!!
-also tell us how you know your procuct rightly dosed? You doin ryte by us on that? Explaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnn
-maybe I die if I put eo in my glutes ok? You gnna let us know what on Jesusses green and gray smoggy backward earth are you using as solvent and preservatives and in whhhhhhatatttytatatatatata you guessed it badger face…


… btw I’m takin my post fasted cardio shit.

what percentage bra?


Have you ever even been to Meso. Com? Your intro sucks shit fuck yourself expload your computer and rebrand next winter :)
 
So you mentioned that you don't want pictures of your products posted, huh?

It really seems as if y'all haven't really thought this shit through.

I assume you don't want pictures because you don't want law enforcement to know what your product looks like.

News flash, genius. You may as well plan on the cops being your first and only clients with an intro like this.

Also, if you want to source here, you need to come with analytical testing from a reputable 3rd party tester such as jano.

Customer sent blind testing is best, but nobody knows you or your product at this point, so you will need to send in your own products to be tested for the time being.

Really, you should be testing your raws before you brew so you can actually make an accurately dosed product. And you will catch hell if you don't want to comply with testing your raws beforehand. Ask trip.

You sending in finished products isn't as good as blind customer testing, but you gotta crawl before you can walk.

A description of how you are brewing and preferably pics of your equipment. How are you keeping things sterilized? Do you brew in a weed tent with anal bead decorations hanging on the walls?

The world wants to know...
 
So you mentioned that you don't want pictures of your products posted, huh?

It really seems as if y'all haven't really thought this shit through.

I assume you don't want pictures because you don't want law enforcement to know what your product looks like.

News flash, genius. You may as well plan on the cops being your first and only clients with an intro like this.

Also, if you want to source here, you need to come with analytical testing from a reputable 3rd party tester such as jano.

Customer sent blind testing is best, but nobody knows you or your product at this point, so you will need to send in your own products to be tested for the time being.

Really, you should be testing your raws before you brew so you can actually make an accurately dosed product. And you will catch hell if you don't want to comply with testing your raws beforehand. Ask trip.

You sending in finished products isn't as good as blind customer testing, but you gotta crawl before you can walk.

A description of how you are brewing and preferably pics of your equipment. How are you keeping things sterilized? Do you brew in a weed tent with anal bead decorations hanging on the walls?

The world wants to know...
If the anal beads are used, how much?
 
If the anal beads are used, how much?
Hard to say but "shipping costs will be waived during our introductory offer. $10 thereafter. To make our introductory offer better - one free vial will be added to each order. The free vial will be chosen at the discretion of our packager and will depend on current stock quantity."

Maybe two sets for for the price of one with free shipping? Might want to strike while the iron is hot. Just saying...
 
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