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ipfan1

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Last night i was dreaming that i went over my buddies place and he had 3 hot chicks over. All of a sudden he left with 2 of them and it was just me and this one hot chick. So i started banging her and it was all good, then all of a sudden i realized i wasn't banging a hot chick at all but some big fat hogg!! THen i couldn't stop myself so i started to tittie fuck her but my mother walked in on us and i was embarassed then i woke up!

Anyonelse had a fucked up dream like this?
 
Never like that, but equally as disturbing. I won't, however, comment on the particulars because I would never hear the end of it. Shit, I'm already taking flak for my "sore tongue" comment. I don't need anymore. :)
 
Come on bro, see if you can top my dream last night. One time i had a dream i was banging some chick (she wasn't hot but it was pussy) and all of a sudden her pussy turned into a grasshopper and i was shoving my cock into its mouth!!

I think i will stop there!
 
When I was 18 many years ago, and had been going through a 12 month dry spell after splitting up, I used to dream I was having sex with a girl, and about to come, then suddenly a fire alarm would go off and we'd have to stop LOL. These dreams had endless variations - about to nut and then monsters would smash the door down. I had these dreams for about 9 months until I got a girl again and started getting some lol

Your dreams transparently seem to be you are ashamed of the standard of girl you normally go for lol
 
not true though, i actually have pretty high standard when it comes to girls. most of my buddies bang fat girls because they are easy but i stay away. maybe my dream is telling me to bang a big girl, lol.
 
Bang the big'n', you won't regret it. Well, maybe for a couple days, depending upon how big "big" is. :) Some of my most memorable nights have been with...uh, let's call them...less than hard women. :)
 
I once banged this fat blonde girl, in the morning her boss called on the phone to see if she could come in for over-time, so I pulled down her pyjama bottoms, covered my dick in some of her moisturiser and started to slowly hump her as she was on the phone lol, occasionally going hard for a second so she whimpered and then had to make some excuse lol
 
Alright, how about this one: I went out to the bar one night. While waiting for my drink I notice two fat girls. Somehow or another, one managed to flash the bartener. I think it was for a free drink. I noticed that she had a tatoo on her tit and I was like, "let me see those tits" and she wanted me to buy her a drink. No drink for her, but I talked to her for a few minutes. Then I told her that we were going to my house. So, the three of us left and I just hoped no one saw me leaving with her.

Anyhow, they were sisters. Ahhhh, I know what you're thinking. ;) No, this isn't some fantasy where I band two sisters. The fatter, brunette one and I went to my room whilst the other one slept on my couch.

So, we went in my room, got naked and all. I ate the fucking shit out of her fat pussy and asshole and she blew me. Good times. I was fucking wasted so I never came no matter how long I fucked her.

While fucking her from behind I decided to insert my finger into her ass. She liked it, so I pulled out and lubed up with my astroglide and told her that I wanted to fuck her in the ass. She thought that was a good idea.

Haha! She was wrong. I put it in nice and slow and all, like you're supposed to, but I was so wasted that I lost my balance and slammed it home. She cried out and actually started to cry. I felt bad and only fucked her in the pussy from there on out.

Then they both left and she left me her number and told me to call her before she left town. I was like, no way, you're fat and gross and I can't let anyone know what I just did.

To this day, I wish I would have called her and fucked the hell out of her again. It was a good, fun time.
 
What size was she, a 16?

I just want a picture of how fat is fat :D

OK another story one time in college our flat was phoned through the intercom of our neighbours, they invited us to a party there for halloween. As it turned out we were invited as one of the girls who lived there had seen me working at my desk and thought I was fit. So before we went round I downed half a bottle of vodka and 2 beers, twenty minutes later sipping on my 4th beer I started to feel quite fucked. I went into the bedroom with her and she immediatly pulled down my pants and started to suck me off, but there was no life down there from the combination of alcohol and her chubbiness. So I decided to undress her and still nothing happening, at this point some perversion was needed so I started playing with her asshole, which she loved, and up came the wood lol. The next and only thing I remember until the next morning was me putting a CD into her stereo and getting between her thighs. Total blackout, I have no idea if we screwed for ages or not. In the morning I woke up with a raging libido from the alcohol and gave her the people's thumb(TM).

2 years later I had moved to another city and having some time to kill until my flatmates came back I went into a town bar. There I sat on the table of the same girl- who had now lost weight, to a curvy Kate Winslet figure and developed juicy tits, plus her mate there too. She said you don't recognise me do you? And I was like you look familiar, so she told me lol. Anyhow I saw her for 6 weeks after that until she left for Europe, and had many a goodtime
 
Left for where? Do you silly Brits distinguish between the UK and Europe? God, no wonder the French hate you guys and think they're better. :D

How fat is fat? Well, let's just say that I was sort of grossed out everytime I thought about it for a week. I got over that, though. I'm not sure about sizes, but I'd say anywhere from a 16-20, probably closer to the latter. :O

I've got a couple more stories, but I'll save them for now. I'm not in a typing mood.
 
ipfan1 said:
not true though, i actually have pretty high standard when it comes to girls. most of my buddies bang fat girls because they are easy but i stay away. maybe my dream is telling me to bang a big girl, lol.
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Its your "lil buddy" telling you to go get some, anything, I take it any more. Just my thoughts on the subject.
 
<Most anyone over the age of 21 or so will fuck a fatty when given the opportunity>
yep...
kmh
 
well it's not a fat chick story, but on the subject of your mother walking in: i was in scottsdale, arizona this summer with my parents. we went to see my sister play soccer against u of a. i had a seperate hotel room, but had given my mother a key. around 7 at night i brought up this 30 year old from the pool, who my parents had talked to earlier (i'm only 25). so i get her in the bathroom, turn the shower on, strip her bathing suit off, and start bangin, with the bathroom door open. the shower curtain is half open, i've got her bent over, and she's hangin on to the towel bar. my mom walks in thinking i'm in the shower, and see's this girl getting rammed by her precious son. hi mom! thank god my parents just laughed about it, they're pretty laid back. by the way, go to Scottsdale if you get the chance, i've never had an easier time getting hot ass. niko
 
so why was your mom coming into the bathroom when she thought u were taking a shower. How is your relationship? you from arkansas? ;)
niko said:
well it's not a fat chick story, but on the subject of your mother walking in: i was in scottsdale, arizona this summer with my parents. we went to see my sister play soccer against u of a. i had a seperate hotel room, but had given my mother a key. around 7 at night i brought up this 30 year old from the pool, who my parents had talked to earlier (i'm only 25). so i get her in the bathroom, turn the shower on, strip her bathing suit off, and start bangin, with the bathroom door open. the shower curtain is half open, i've got her bent over, and she's hangin on to the towel bar. my mom walks in thinking i'm in the shower, and see's this girl getting rammed by her precious son. hi mom! thank god my parents just laughed about it, they're pretty laid back. by the way, go to Scottsdale if you get the chance, i've never had an easier time getting hot ass. niko
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she shaves my back 4 me!!! no, i'm from cleveland, we don't practice incest up here, but the story does sound a little weird. niko
 
That's because the story is weird if your mother shaves your back whilst your in the shower. Does she check your prostate while she's back there? :D
 
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