Neckbeards

[johntt44]

You should hear how @ickyrica talks to me!

I've read what hes said to Mindless work, haha!

 

[HIGHRISK]

I've read what hes said to Mindless work, haha!

That’s his best good friend. His just playing around with him LOL @ickyrica gonna shoot me now while having a neck beard and beanie cap on ha

 

[ickyrica]

You should hear how @ickyrica talks to me!

don't get daddy started. It's 95 degrees in the shade and my boys are sticking to my leg.

 

[johntt44]

don't get daddy started. It's 95 degrees in the shade and my boys are sticking to my leg.

That's what Mindless said. Haha! It's from the candy on their hands!

 

[johntt44]

That’s his best good friend. His just playing around with him LOL @ickyrica gonna shoot me now while having a neck beard and beanie cap on ha

I know! You see these kids in Florida wearing a wool beanie cap in 90+ degree weather and 80% humidity. Psst, dude! You dont look cool.

 

[HIGHRISK]

That's what Mindless said. Haha! It's from the candy on their hands!

Epic!

 

[T-Bagger]

Fuck it I'm in Thailand, trimmed it before I left, here for 2 weeks not doing shit to it.View attachment 115537

That’s gotta be murder in Thailand

 

[johntt44]

That’s gotta be murder in Thailand

I had long hair here in Florida about 10trs ago and grew out my beard. It was too hot!

 

[T-Bagger]

I had long hair here in Florida about 10trs ago and grew out my beard. It was too hot!

I don’t get it how all these people have these big beards in hot weather, especially those little pussy hipsters.

 

[johntt44]

I used to hand people my ID and they'd look at it then look at me a few times. I look like a business man/golfer type but I looked like homeless Chris Cornell on my license. I just changed it last year.

 

[88general88]

I will tomorrow. I'll send you a pic. Wicked fucking fuzzy.

I read a bunch of neckbeards planned on storming area 51. I'd love to see the couch potatoes try and make the journey, even without government intervention

I don’t have a neck beard but was planning on getting in on the Area 51 raid first week of September, maybe I should grow one, might help with my anonymity. Only problem is my friend and family would think I was back on dope and Spending all my money on dope instead of razors.

 

[hurricane]

That's a big negative on the neck beard ghost rider.
But i hate being clean shaven. I get bad follicullitis. Keep it trimmed up but come winter I'll go lumberjack for a month or two.
Got a lot of grey thats crept in there.

 

[HIGHRISK]

That's a big negative on the neck beard ghost rider.
But i hate being clean shaven. I get bad follicullitis. Keep it trimmed up but come winter I'll go lumberjack for a month or two.
Got a lot of grey thats crept in there.

What’s up cane how’s life and the family my brother?

 

[hurricane]

What’s up cane how’s life and the family my brother?

All good my friend. How's business? Still busy?

 

[HIGHRISK]

All good my friend. How's business? Still busy?

It’s really hit or miss this time or year. Some weeks are busy as hell some weeks I’m working one or two days. But overall I can’t complain. Looking for some more drivers right now so I can get ready for when busy season hits about October. Glad everything’s good for you my brother.

 

[morpheus23]

Neckbears are the male equivalent of those dopey hitler moustache pube smudges some girls insist are "cute".

 

[johntt44]

Neckbears are the male equivalent of those dopey hitler moustache pube smudges some girls insist are "cute".

I always think of Amish or mennonite people when I see a neckbeard. " Hey Gruber and Ezekiel can you help me raze this barn after you're done churning the butter?"

 

[MaxVolume]

Neckbeards definitely illicit the overweight, comic book-reading, videogame-playing, pimple-faced basement dweller stereotype. All scraggly and thin, the only thing able to be grown. I can’t stand them, personally.

I never completely shave anymore, but I keep my facial hair super short and trimmed nicely. Left is the length I typically keep it at, right is about as long as I’ll let it grow out anymore.


I rocked the crazy full beard a couple years ago and it was more work and maintenance than my hair has ever been, not to mention liquid spilling in it all the time and it being in the way of eating and drinking. Way too much work for me.

 

[MCFC]

I thought you had to work at craft beer brewery to rock a beard period these days... Now a neck beard... Shave that shit

 

[Oldschool]

That's what Mindless said. Haha! It's from the candy on their hands!