We've all seen these new labs popping up recently. We all have the questions. How is their gear? Is it safe? Is it dosed right? How much will it cost? Can I trust this ugl? Etc, etc, etc.
Now I have the answer to all your questions. Introducing Maximus labz, brought to you by Jay Maximus. All our gear is FARM grade.
Now before you get too excited, all my raws are out of stock. In fact I never ordered any. Ever. Right now
we are taking pre-orders on everything.
Here is a price list of all the gear we dont have:
Injectables
Test C 10 ML - $250
Test P 1 gallon - $43
Test E - half a beer bottle with a smoked cigerette floating in there full - $34.72
Tren - 30ML - 1 billion dollars
Orals
Dbol - 50 pills of unknown strength / $295.28
Flintstones Vitamins - $5/pill
Midol (you know you need it) - free
Don't sit around wondering when your package is coming anymore. Maximus labs provides no tracking because there is no package. We just take your money. Dont spend days and nights wondering when your gear will show up. With us you can rest easy...it will never show up.
I am not in this alone. All your most trusted WKM are involved.
@TyroneMoreGains is our COO. I dont know what they do, but he does it.
@Ozzy619 is our brewmaster. If we EVER get any raws you can trust he might wash his hands first. Maybe not. Who cares? Its your body.
@Melly Mel from hell is in charge of our warehouse and shipping. He has never misplaced a package, because there has never been one.
Meso, stop wasting your time and guessing with these UGLs. Help us help you help us.
Maximus labz*...maximize our banks accounts!
*remember it's maximus labz with a z. Because dont you just want to inject yourself with gear from a guy who can't spell?
Now I have the answer to all your questions. Introducing Maximus labz, brought to you by Jay Maximus. All our gear is FARM grade.
Now before you get too excited, all my raws are out of stock. In fact I never ordered any. Ever. Right now
we are taking pre-orders on everything.
Here is a price list of all the gear we dont have:
Injectables
Test C 10 ML - $250
Test P 1 gallon - $43
Test E - half a beer bottle with a smoked cigerette floating in there full - $34.72
Tren - 30ML - 1 billion dollars
Orals
Dbol - 50 pills of unknown strength / $295.28
Flintstones Vitamins - $5/pill
Midol (you know you need it) - free
Don't sit around wondering when your package is coming anymore. Maximus labs provides no tracking because there is no package. We just take your money. Dont spend days and nights wondering when your gear will show up. With us you can rest easy...it will never show up.
I am not in this alone. All your most trusted WKM are involved.
@TyroneMoreGains is our COO. I dont know what they do, but he does it.
@Ozzy619 is our brewmaster. If we EVER get any raws you can trust he might wash his hands first. Maybe not. Who cares? Its your body.
@Melly Mel from hell is in charge of our warehouse and shipping. He has never misplaced a package, because there has never been one.
Meso, stop wasting your time and guessing with these UGLs. Help us help you help us.
Maximus labz*...maximize our banks accounts!
*remember it's maximus labz with a z. Because dont you just want to inject yourself with gear from a guy who can't spell?
