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new lab - MAXIMUS LABZ!

I'll make 5 threads in a row about how good your gear is if you need me to, all I need is one bottle of everything on your list that way I can start my own ugl. I'll just put my labels on the bottle :)
 
I sent funds in July it said shipped in June i still have no tracking number. When asked for my money back I was told. Fuck you schill your vegetable oil is in customs, it will make it it's not even real little skinny troll. I hope everyone benefits from my experience. He said he would throw in a free shipment of Alex if I kept quite.
 
jolter604 said:
I sent funds in July it said shipped in June i still have no tracking number. When asked for my money back I was told. Fuck you schill your vegetable oil is in customs, it will make it it's not even real little skinny troll. I hope everyone benefits from my experience. He said he would throw in a free shipment of Alex if I kept quite.
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Well if nothing else, you may get some free Alex. He is really hard to find these days.
Seriously, if what you've said is true I'm sorry bro. that shit sucks balls. some crazy mofo's around here
 
OK you guys got me. The entertainment value of Meso is almost as good as the educational value. Sitting here laughing my ass off
 
I came across a 10 pack of Maximus Labs Test Piponate at a yard sale the other day for $10. I got such a good deal because the guy thought he knew me. When he handed me the package he said 'THANKS SUCKA'. I didn't tell him I ain' t this Sucka guy he knows, I just appreciated the discount.

I lab maxed it when I got home. Vial A turned pitch black and bubbled a little and vial B just smoked and caught on fire. No referrance to this on the chart? I don't care, I am pinning it anyway. What could possibly happen. I will post bloods if I am still alive in 6 weeks.
 
Rocco the Dog said:
I came across a 10 pack of Maximus Labs Test Piponate at a yard sale the other day for $10. I got such a good deal because the guy thought he knew me. When he handed me the package he said 'THANKS SUCKA'. I didn't tell him I ain' t this Sucka guy he knows, I just appreciated the discount.

I lab maxed it when I got home. Vial A turned pitch black and bubbled a little and vial B just smoked and caught on fire. No referrance to this on the chart? I don't care, I am pinning it anyway. What could possibly happen. I will post bloods if I am still alive in 6 weeks.
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That's the Good tren
 
jolter604 said:
I sent funds in July it said shipped in June i still have no tracking number. When asked for my money back I was told. Fuck you schill your vegetable oil is in customs, it will make it it's not even real little skinny troll. I hope everyone benefits from my experience. He said he would throw in a free shipment of Alex if I kept quite.
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I had the same problem he asked for my girls phone number gave it to him its all straightened out now gear should be here in 9 months he said
 
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This guy Just walked onto my pad and made a sandwich he said he was a delivery guy from maximus he then stated funds were never licked up and it was going to be cod. Then he gave me the wrong stuff and the date was expired. Then he cold cocked me and when I woke up my Benz was gone. Here is what I got....
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jaymaximus said:
We've all seen these new labs popping up recently. We all have the questions. How is their gear? Is it safe? Is it dosed right? How much will it cost? Can I trust this ugl? Etc, etc, etc.

Now I have the answer to all your questions. Introducing Maximus labz, brought to you by Jay Maximus. All our gear is FARM grade.

Now before you get too excited, all my raws are out of stock. In fact I never ordered any. Ever. Right now
we are taking pre-orders on everything.

Here is a price list of all the gear we dont have:
Injectables
Test C 10 ML - $250
Test P 1 gallon - $43
Test E - half a beer bottle with a smoked cigerette floating in there full - $34.72
Tren - 30ML - 1 billion dollars

Orals
Dbol - 50 pills of unknown strength / $295.28
Flintstones Vitamins - $5/pill
Midol (you know you need it) - free

Don't sit around wondering when your package is coming anymore. Maximus labs provides no tracking because there is no package. We just take your money. Dont spend days and nights wondering when your gear will show up. With us you can rest easy...it will never show up.

I am not in this alone. All your most trusted WKM are involved.
@TyroneMoreGains is our COO. I dont know what they do, but he does it.
@Ozzy619 is our brewmaster. If we EVER get any raws you can trust he might wash his hands first. Maybe not. Who cares? Its your body.
@Melly Mel from hell is in charge of our warehouse and shipping. He has never misplaced a package, because there has never been one.

Meso, stop wasting your time and guessing with these UGLs. Help us help you help us.
Maximus labz*...maximize our banks accounts!

*remember it's maximus labz with a z. Because dont you just want to inject yourself with gear from a guy who can't spell?
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Do you accept debit cards or PayPal cuz I want in on this shit:cool:
 
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