New Mounting Men Film, "Recorded Deliverance"

[FreakyFreddy]

Hello buff warriors, as a keen film maker and extra (man with lube in "Ass Clowns 3") I go to all the premieres, partly in the hope the lead will get so drunk I will be able to G his drink and seduce him. Anyway, this friday I was at the premiere of the new film "Recorded Deliverance", a film which is taking the south by storm and has been heralded as "the new standard in male rape scenes". I was shocked but also had to bite into my foot long "Hot dog" when I saw our very own Chipolata "sausage" Bronson in a brief but key role, whereby the lead duelled "axes" with a young retarded mountain man. I don't know who played the lead, but Chip's part was made for him. As for the infamous "untieing the balloon knot" scene it was handled with great style and cinematic flair especially when the city boy, our very own Grizzly bare bottom was finally disrobed, I thought the mountain men using an amp of Grizzly's Sust as lube was genious.

 

[krom]

Freddy, you are one gay madman lol

 

[joe shmoe]

he-he...chuckle!!

have a nice day

 

[Chip Bronson]

Hello buff warriors, as a keen film maker and extra (man with lube in "Ass Clowns 3") I go to all the premieres, partly in the hope the lead will get so drunk I will be able to G his drink and seduce him. Anyway, this friday I was at the premiere of the new film "Recorded Deliverance", a film which is taking the south by storm and has been heralded as "the new standard in male rape scenes". I was shocked but also had to bite into my foot long "Hot dog" when I saw our very own Chipolata "sausage" Bronson in a brief but key role, whereby the lead duelled "axes" with a young retarded mountain man. I don't know who played the lead, but Chip's part was made for him. As for the infamous "untieing the balloon knot" scene it was handled with great style and cinematic flair especially when the city boy, our very own Grizzly bare bottom was finally disrobed, I thought the mountain men using an amp of Grizzly's Sust as lube was genious.

'...a young retarded mountain man...'

retarded mountain man. isn't that redundant?

i WAS pretty good wasn't i?... my axe was decidedly bigger, more vascular and more ripped than his. hey, quit judging me bros. i needed the money. and, besides, there was no penetration...

freaky, you are a sick 'man' bro. but you definintely have a flair for hollywood...

 

[thick]

lol, chip and grizz are movie stars. Remember that thread Grizz goes to hollywood? what a variety of talents and it was so nice of him to teach chipper the ins and outs of movie life.

 

[Chip Bronson]

you're just jealous we were chosen for our parts over you...

 

[thick]

not a chance sister. that is one part i would nver audition for

 

[FreakyFreddy]

Actually fellow muscle men, I was surfing eBay for fetish leather wear and came across the following advert posted by "Thick - hard plastic weight pumping BB, 7 inches uncut, straight acting"

'Hi there and to all those that have bought my underwear thanks, it means alot to me. As you all know, whilst I am a "man's man" quite literally, and love to hunt and mount stags, as well as have deer as trophies, I am also seeking to educate myself further, to provide for my Versace lifestyle. To this end I am going back to college, but with current debts plus tuition etc am facing a start up cost of $10 000. I have been thinking about this long and hard, since 4th grade in fact, and have decided I am going to sell my "2nd input's" virginity to the highest bidder. I have a few conditions, first the offeror must be hirsute and be able to bench press 500lbs, preferably a biker and have had jail house sex. The last condition is that during the act I will call you "Grizzly".'

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Well guys I'm as shocked you, but if you don't believe me check out the link:

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[thick]

2nd imputs virginity lmao u asshole