new to anabolics

[je61]

hey evryone, im a new users, and new to weightlifting, sorta.
i am 16, and i pretty much lift weights everyday, i have done so for awhile, but on and on. i am so unsatisfied with teh results, it is slow, i notice not huge gains etc.
also, i work out my chest a lot, and it looks kinda like breast lol, they arent defined, they kinda look fat, and the more i work em out, the stronger they get, but look the same!.
i am considering taking steroids, just for a couple months. i just want sum big gains, just to motivate me, and to look better.

what would u recomend me getting? how would i go about getting it? and remember, im not going to be a lifelong user of roids, i dont want more zits than i got already, i dont want to be hairier than i am already, and i dont want to die prematurely, and i heard roids also develope man breasts, that is fucked.

some one please guide me, thanx

cya.

 

[quedog123]

this has got to be a joke oh god i hope so.

if you are serouis get the hell out of here stroids are not the anwser you are looking for. you are only sixteen what the hell do you expect from your body. its just not possible yet even with roids. you need to develop proper diet and training naturally that is what will get what you are looking for.

 

[je61]

i am super healthy, i eat like no junk, drink no pop, work out tons, i dont have lots of body fat, i play hockey year round, top level, triple A ice, div1 ball hockey.

why whats wrong with what i posted, why are roids not for me

 

[freak]

What's the minimum age on peeps joining this board?

Really it doesn't matter at this point. You need to learn how to train, and train for about 5 to 10 yrs, then come back.

You'd only give juice a bad name.

 

[quedog123]

you are too young you cant get the gains you want yet because genticly your body just doesnt mature muscle wise till around 18-19. all the roids will do is mess your body chemisty up this young and make it harder for you to get the size you want to be when you are older

 

[je61]

What's the minimum age on peeps joining this board?

Really it doesn't matter at this point. You need to learn how to train, and train for about 5 to 10 yrs, then come back.

You'd only give juice a bad name.

hey, stop worryin bout this shit, and im almost 17.

can u just answer my questions etc. i dont care bout all that other, shit.
and juice already has a bad name

cya

 

[quedog123]

What's the minimum age on peeps joining this board?

Really it doesn't matter at this point. You need to learn how to train, and train for about 5 to 10 yrs, then come back.

You'd only give juice a bad name.

exactly if you are only sixteen THERE IS NOWAY!! you have trainig properly long enough let alone learned to train your body properly and nor how to feed you body to grow. there is so much you need to do before juicing is even an option

 

[quedog123]

hey, stop worryin bout this shit, and im almost 17.

can u just answer my questions etc. i dont care bout all that other, shit.
and juice already has a bad name

cya

yo you lil punk we answerd your question what should you take? nothing try 200-300g protien a day
3000-4000 caloires a day
200-300 grams carbs
and train you ass off 3-4 days a week that is what you need to take not steroids you are so misguided kid

 

[je61]

exactly if you are only sixteen THERE IS NOWAY!! you have trainig properly long enough let alone learned to train your body properly and nor how to feed you body to grow. there is so much you need to do before juicing is even an option

please just answer my questions, i dont care about learning to make my body grow etc. i used to work out lots when i was younger, and i just started again for the past 5 months or so, please help me

 

[freak]

I have a kid your age, and I'm not going to give you - or my own child info. on how or what steroids to choose and use!!
But, I do work with my teenagers on proper weightlifting and food preperation and consumption.

 

[quedog123]

please just answer my questions, i dont care about learning to make my body grow etc. i used to work out lots when i was younger, and i just started again for the past 5 months or so, please help me

ok this is enough this is a joke i know it.

 

[je61]

fuck man please, i really gotta bulk up big for my nationals for hockey.
please

 

[je61]

some one please reply, i need help, please

 

[pupeye]

Instead of waisting money on juice spend it on a personal trainer. Youll get much more out of it.

 

[je61]

Instead of waisting money on juice spend it on a personal trainer. Youll get much more out of it.

thanx but no thanx, my bro has a personal trainer for hockey, but they also do cardio and shit. i work out in my gym in my basement, and i really would liek to get hooekd up with juice, but i am a huge newbie. regardless i will probly juice, but it would help if u guys would be kinda enough to help me in which roid pretty much gains most mass definition etc.

cya

 

[tHe_ShOcKeR]

go fuck yourself. there is no way any of us are going to help a 16 year old juice up. i am 20 and have been thinking about juicing for the last 2 years...that is until i got my training and diet down. at that point i fucking exploded with size and realized i didn't even need roids. i still see myself juicing in the future, but i have spent the last year researching my ass off just to be sure i do it right once i do start. so for now, like i said, go fuck yourself.

 

[je61]

you go fuck urself


all i wanted was a litle help so i dont fuckin kill myself, regardless im goin to try juicing

cya

 

[newaza007]

"go fuck yourself."

Perfect reply to this idiot..............

 

[je61]

thjanx fo rthe help guys

 

[tHe_ShOcKeR]

actually, je61, i changed my mind. i will tell you how to make a pretty potent steroid from some common chemicals you can find at walmart and such, that way you don't have to bother with sources and scammers.

ok, go to your local pharmacy and buy some peroxide. measure out 10mL of this solution and place in a vial. now add 1mL of bleach (clorox), 1.4 mL of ammonia (windex), and 2 grams of raw meat. let mixture sit for about 1 hour.

basically what whill happen is the solution will start to bubble from the violent reaction that is occuring, which is basically just the liquids synergistically tearing apart the carbon double bonds in the meat. once the solution is done bubbling, run it through a coffee filter and into a sterile vial. you now have around 12mL of androbolin hexabenzylpropionate, an extremely potent cousin of nandrolone.

this solution will do you good for one 12 week cycle. since this steroid does not absorb well into skeletal muscle, glute (ass) injections are useless. most guys tend to inject in between their toes, because the meat in your feet is rich in blood vessels, getting the steroid into your blood faster. the best place to inject, IMO, is straight into the testicles. although it may sound painful, it is the best place to inject, because the leydig cells in the testicles are what produce testosterone anyways, and that makes the testes a very efficient distribution centers for androbolin.

good luck with this bro, and lemme know how it goes. oh, and for best results, go suck shit 45min before working out