I am introducing BathTub Labs with a flash sale:
Minimum/ Maximum 100 USD/ 250 USD
No shipping charge.
US domestic only.
Payment: BTC only.
email: an7kpthr at tutanota dot com
HOW DO YOU ORDER?
Email with what you want, and I will reply with the price and BTC address. Then you send me the BTC amount that you sent and your shipping address. Really fucking simple. And I ship whenever I get your money, and if the post office is closed or closing soon like it’s 4:50 and I get your BTC, I can’t ship it the same day, so go fuck yourself. All orders will be shipped USPS Priority.
QUALITY ASSURANCE
I am not providing proof of stock, but be assured that all my gear has tested HIV+. Seriously, I’m selling drugs. When you buy meth, do you ask your dealer for fucking pictures? NO PICTURES. Except maybe, on request, of my ass. And only the cheek without the birthmark. And I don’t have any bloodwork to post, but truly the only way to verify your gear PERIOD for any source and any order is for you to get the tests done yourself.
For all intents and purposes, I make this by putting the raws, SO, BB, and BA in my douche and shooting it into my asshole, then I do 10 jumping jacks and then crap it out into the toilet. The last step is adding a splash of e. coli and then I dip the empty vials into the toilet bowl and slap a lid on them and voila! That’s how it’s done. Seriously, though Mike Rashid did it without hurting anyone, and he’s basically retarded, so have some faith that I can do it to.
And no fancy labels or packaging, because personal branding for illegal drugs is fucking retarded, and it doesn’t make your gear any better. Have you heard of any busts lately? Because I have, so maybe buying a domain and labeling all your shit is a bad idea.
Q&A
Why is there a minimum? Because I am not charging shipping, and because that cuts down on trips to the post office. I am not mailing packs with one vial that’s fucking stupid.
Is there are refund or replacement policy? No and no-er.
Where do you get your raws? China obviously.
Why are you such an asshole? Because my tren is fucking legit.
ONE TIME PROMOTION
If someone does happen to produce labs and post them, I will give them free shit. But only to the first person who does it.
This shit is priced to sell and I know all you fat fucks still need to get shredded for the summer so you can finally fuck your underage cousins so don’t miss out!
And to address all the shit posts I will receive: In advance, go fuck yourselves. I will only respond to email communication and not this thread. You can take your “standards” and shove them up your ass. Or just fuck off to r/SST.
- Test Prop 100: 24.50 USD
- Drost Prop 100: 39.50 USD
- Tren Ace 100: 39.50 USD
- Test Enan 333: 30.50 USD
Minimum/ Maximum 100 USD/ 250 USD
No shipping charge.
US domestic only.
Payment: BTC only.
email: an7kpthr at tutanota dot com
HOW DO YOU ORDER?
Email with what you want, and I will reply with the price and BTC address. Then you send me the BTC amount that you sent and your shipping address. Really fucking simple. And I ship whenever I get your money, and if the post office is closed or closing soon like it’s 4:50 and I get your BTC, I can’t ship it the same day, so go fuck yourself. All orders will be shipped USPS Priority.
QUALITY ASSURANCE
I am not providing proof of stock, but be assured that all my gear has tested HIV+. Seriously, I’m selling drugs. When you buy meth, do you ask your dealer for fucking pictures? NO PICTURES. Except maybe, on request, of my ass. And only the cheek without the birthmark. And I don’t have any bloodwork to post, but truly the only way to verify your gear PERIOD for any source and any order is for you to get the tests done yourself.
For all intents and purposes, I make this by putting the raws, SO, BB, and BA in my douche and shooting it into my asshole, then I do 10 jumping jacks and then crap it out into the toilet. The last step is adding a splash of e. coli and then I dip the empty vials into the toilet bowl and slap a lid on them and voila! That’s how it’s done. Seriously, though Mike Rashid did it without hurting anyone, and he’s basically retarded, so have some faith that I can do it to.
And no fancy labels or packaging, because personal branding for illegal drugs is fucking retarded, and it doesn’t make your gear any better. Have you heard of any busts lately? Because I have, so maybe buying a domain and labeling all your shit is a bad idea.
Q&A
Why is there a minimum? Because I am not charging shipping, and because that cuts down on trips to the post office. I am not mailing packs with one vial that’s fucking stupid.
Is there are refund or replacement policy? No and no-er.
Where do you get your raws? China obviously.
Why are you such an asshole? Because my tren is fucking legit.
ONE TIME PROMOTION
If someone does happen to produce labs and post them, I will give them free shit. But only to the first person who does it.
This shit is priced to sell and I know all you fat fucks still need to get shredded for the summer so you can finally fuck your underage cousins so don’t miss out!
And to address all the shit posts I will receive: In advance, go fuck yourselves. I will only respond to email communication and not this thread. You can take your “standards” and shove them up your ass. Or just fuck off to r/SST.
