Penis Pump

Jayzer

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Been browsing online and ended up ordering a bathmate penis pump to go along with my jelqing and stretch routine. I've kinda plateaued length and girth wise jelqing so I thought fuck it I'll order a pump lol. I was wondering if anyone has had any experience with this or has tried any 'penis enlargement' methods? If yes, did you notice any improvements?
I'm not too dissatisfied with mine but wouldn't grumble over an inch or two.....or three or four... ;)
 
Have you ever tried jelqing, Ralph?
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None of that shit works bro.

Synthol, all the way down in half inch intervals (maybe quarter for you if that's less than 8 shots). It's the only way to really make that thing blow the fuck up.
 
This is what I've been doing EOD for the past 5 months...
10-15 mins: warmup penis with very warm water (not so hot its burning, but any hotter and it would be burning)
**you want your cock to feel like its super stretchy, no resistance, after the 10-15mins**
20-40 mins: different stretching exercises (google JP's 90 day beginners routine)
20-40 mins: lubricated jelqing (be between 20-80% erect)
10-15 mins: cooldown keep penis in warm water/heated cloth for 10-15 mins to prevent trauma to it

On off days is the days I'm going to use the bathmate.
 
Just so we're clear, you spend up to two hours a day on your cock?

If you did that in the gym you'd be getting a lot more pussy than that sad, worn out little pecker is going to bring you. Unlock the bathroom door, work on your game, and get talking to some bitches already.
 
Just so we're clear, you spend up to two hours a day on your cock?

If you did that in the gym you'd be getting a lot more pussy than that sad, worn out little pecker is going to bring you. Unlock the bathroom door, work on your game, and get talking to some bitches already.
Bro, gym is like my life. I'm telling you the time is worth it cus this WORKS. This is the best thing that's happend to me in my life hands downn, I get laid 100x more now cus girls talk about how big my dick is to their friends, sex feels 100x better for me now cus all the girls are super tight, I am super confident with women because I know they are gonna get one of the best f*cks of their life by me.
 
Bro, gym is like my life. I'm telling you the time is worth it cus this WORKS. This is the best thing that's happend to me in my life hands downn, I get laid 100x more now cus girls talk about how big my dick is to their friends, sex feels 100x better for me now cus all the girls are super tight, I am super confident with women because I know they are gonna get one of the best f*cks of their life by me.


If it's so big and perfect why do u need more things to make it bigger? And from my experience people that talk about how big their dick is and how much pussy they get is usually the opposite.

Cialis increases blood flow and and pump it up a little.
 
Are you insecure?
If it's so big and perfect why do u need more things to make it bigger? And from my experience people that talk about how big their dick is and how much pussy they get is usually the opposite.

Cialis increases blood flow and and pump it up a little.
I'm a man and bigger is always better right? It's no different when you run your blast dose and gain muscle.. Expect I'm making gains in the penile department.
 
As I kept scrolling down, I was afraid that I would run into little mans dick pic, just so that he can prove a point.
 
Been browsing online and ended up ordering a bathmate penis pump to go along with my jelqing and stretch routine. I've kinda plateaued length and girth wise jelqing so I thought fuck it I'll order a pump lol. I was wondering if anyone has had any experience with this or has tried any 'penis enlargement' methods? If yes, did you notice any improvements?
I'm not too dissatisfied with mine but wouldn't grumble over an inch or two.....or three or four... ;)

Nice first post. No one cares about your jerk-off routine or your pathetic little pecker. Take your homosexual fantasies to a gay forum - you'll have better luck finding someone who's interested in your cock there.
 
Sounds like someones been coming up short bro if you got any game at all you dont have to worry how long the thing is girls really only need the first three inches anyways im guessing you got less than that bro by the sound of it
 
Nice first post. No one cares about your jerk-off routine or your pathetic little pecker. Take your homosexual fantasies to a gay forum - you'll have better luck finding someone who's interested in your cock there.
I bet you'd know alot about 'gay forums' with that username and display pic. There's a 'General Discussion' section for a reason you inferring, arrogant toffee nosed cunt.
 
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